SLOTH DAY SPECIAL

12 (Or Almost) Days of We Love Sloth Forever
by natuya_99

On the first day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
A t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the second day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the third day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Three aishas ready to adore me
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the fourth day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Four Neocolas Flavor Power & Control
Three aishas ready to adore me
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the fifth day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Five copys of the new game The Return of the Return of the Return of Dr. Sloth
Four Neocolas Flavor Power & Control
Three aishas ready to adore me
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the sixth day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Six canvas with the beautiful Miss Xandra face on it
Five copys of the new game The Return of the Return of the Return of Dr. Sloth
Four Neocolas Flavor Power & Control
Three aishas ready to adore me
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the seventh day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Seven adorable kittens because I'm adorable
Six canvas with the beautiful Miss Xandra face on it
Five copys of the new game The Return of the Return of the Return of Dr. Sloth
Four Neocolas Flavor Power & Control
Three aishas ready to adore me
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the eighth day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Eight grundos with the Space Faerie face on them
Seven adorable kittens because I'm adorable
Six canvas with the beautiful Miss Xandra
Five copys of the new game The Return of the Return of the Return of Dr. Sloth
Four Neocolas Flavor Power & Control
Three aishas ready to adore me
Two planets full of brand new worshipers
and a t-shirt with my name in a heart

On the ninth day of We Love Sloth Forever
my loyal robot slaves sent to me:
Nine... uhm... give me my pocket book, I'm leaving
The show is over, slaves
NOW BACK TO WORK

Ode to Dr. Frank Sloth
by olympickitty

What an horrible guy,
They call Dr. Sloth,
Making Neopia his slaves
Without a concerned thought.

He's caused so much trouble!
The poor neopets cry.
Well, you see, my friends,
That's just a white lie.

One Mister Doctor Sloth
Was just another soul like you,
Living in endless darkness
And creating all sorts of stew.

They were vile, you say?
Preposterous words.
He's an upstanding guy
With no friends, I've heard.

But when he tried to make his own,
Strange light shone through.
And with came flowers
And Neopets like you.

Don't worry, my friend,
Dr. Sloth's a nice man.
He'll try to enslave you,
But just ignore those plans.

So appreciate Dr. Sloth,
He's an impeccable gent,
And if he paid me to write this,
Well, it's money well spent.

Sloth Appreciation Day - A Grundos Point of View
by chavo_guerrero

Sloth Appreciation Day.
Now that's a joke to us,
To put it very simply,
We just don't get the buzz.

Sloth Appreciation Day.
But does he think of me?
Caught up in his evil schemes,
In a life of slavery.

Sloth Appreciation Day.
It almost makes me choke,
A whole day of celebrations,
For a bad guy in a cloak!

Sloth Appreciation Day.
Us Grundos do not care!
If we wished him joy he'd only give,
A mean and hateful stare.

Sloth Appreciation Day.
It's cruel to make us plan,
A fun elaborate party,
For such an evil man!

Sloth Appreciation Day.
I'll be happy when it's through,
And I can just get back to work,
With the rest of my Grundo crew!

How to Ruin Sloth's Day
by amarettoball

Neopia hovered below them,
So breathtaking that the pilot could whistle
But the famous villain standing beside him
Was looking quite bristled.

"I'm sorry, sir," the Grundo pilot said.
"It was an honest mistake.
I didn't see the rock in front of the ship
And didn't have enough time to brake."

"But crashing into Kreludor?" Sloth shouted,
"That's not even a simple space rock!
It's the home of your people,
And the subject of Neopian small talk!"

The pilot cowered under Sloth's fury
Next to the smoldering wreckage of their ship.
"How do you suppose we fix this?"
Sloth demanded with a voice like a whip.

The poor Grundo didn't respond
For he had no on-site repair crew
And the next ship arriving to Kreludor
Wouldn't be there for another hour or two.

So with time to spare,
Sloth kept himself entertained
By booting his pilot into Kreludan orbit
And watching him as the meteors rained.

Dr Sloth
by chiefgrumpy

Quickly now, the Sloth king lives.
Though a Dr we all know,
He likes to think of ruling the world
And destroying every foe.

Do not go outside I warn,
I tell you now to hide away,
For Dr Sloth is out searching.
To celebrate his special day.


Quickly now, the Sloth king lives.
No Grundo could knock him down.
He searches for his big surprise
That his minions hid in town.

"In Town!?" You ask; oh Yes "But where?"
Neopia is a massive place
Dr Sloth will be celebrated
But celebrated with which race?

Will it be in Faerieland this year?
Or in Moltara with the fire nation?
Maybe skiing at Terror Mountain?
We only pray its at the Space Station.

A Journey through Dr. Sloth’s Mind
by icysnowe

Dr. Frank Sloth sat in his Kreludoran home,
Reminiscing about his eventful past.
"All shall revere me and fear my name!"
Cue disturbing thoughts at a Thursday breakfast.

“What’s not to admire about me?"
The green-skinned narcissist pondered to himself.
“I’m powerful and intelligent beyond compare,
Not to mention — I’m rolling in wealth!”

“Look at the path I’ve singlehandedly crafted
For each pitiful, enslaved little Grundo.
Now their lives brim with purpose and meaning;
And I am their most respected hero!"

“I am the best — I shall rule them all!”
Strange thoughts ran circles in his brain.
“Indeed, there is simply no other option.”
And with that, ’twas devised a plan to reign.

“Bring forth each of my loyal followers,
They number in the thousands, of course.
And once my army has gathered and formed,
Our attack shall strike at full force!”

But just as Frank began to cackle
At his foolproof plan of domination.
The red-eyed, green-cheeked evil vermin
Came to a horrific realisation.

“I — I’m stuck! Won’t someone set me free?”
Reality had finally sunk in.
Dr. Sloth had no means to execute his scheme — 
He was trapped in the Space Faerie’s Token!

Frank stared blankly at the four walls before him — 
The room seemed to shrink as he retreated.
He breathed a huge sigh of resignation,
Once again, Dr. Sloth felt truly defeated.

That night he collapsed into a slumber,
Feeling sorry for his own pain.
The next morning it seemed all was forgotten,
And the cycle began once again...

A Grundo's Ode to Sloth
by alyndasgallery

I am just a little Grundo,
But I am certainly not alone.
There are many more just like me,
The Space Station we call home.

There was once a special time,
It was not so long ago.
When I worked alongside my peers,
And Dr. Sloth was not our foe.

Some might call him evil,
Or spread tales that he was mean.
But he treated us quite fairly,
Even though we were all green.

Dr. Sloth, he was a hero,
And he did things that were so great.
He fed us, clothed us, gave us food,
And we were proud to call him mate.

Some of my fellow Grundos though,
Turned against our master true.
They spread rumours of his big defeat,
But I don't believe that; do you?

I am just a little Grundo,
And I'm waiting keenly for the day.
That Dr. Sloth returns to us,
And those traitors, they will pay!

The Woes of Dr. Sloth
by clairevoiant

A boom of laughter rumbles like thunder;
The sound is heard throughout Neopia.
Neopets look around and start to wonder,
‘Will our world soon turn to a dystopia?’

The one who laughs sits deep in space
With Grundos among him as servants.
He taps his fingers and thinks of the place
Where he will emit his evil disturbance.

Back in Neopia, fear is spreading
Like wildfires in dry, open fields.
An evil ruler is what they’re all dreading,
So they prepare their weapons and shields.

The spaceship encircles the frightened world
And slowly begins its descent.
While the caped figure has his fingers curled,
Neopia braces itself for torment.

“It is I,” says a voice like acidic fumes-
Toxic, yet they seem to be clear-
“Dr. Frank Sloth,” he incessantly booms
With a smile that mostly instills fear.

“Go away!” Neopians shout,
As they hide their pets all harm.
Dr. Sloth, however, chooses to flout
Their orders and enhances his charm.

“What?” he asks, “Do you fear me?”
His lips curl into an unsettling grin.
A flash of light, then the Space Faerie
Questions, “Must we do this AGAIN?”

His eyes grow wide as if in shock
That she would battle him one more.
“Oh, no, my dear, let’s sit and talk;
I’ll challenge you nevermore.”

With an *AGH!* and a jolt, Dr. Sloth woke
From the nightmare he hadn’t planned.
He hugged his Plushie and gave it a stroke
And wiped away a tear with his hand.

Sloth's Subordinates' Celebration
by kiahti

It's Sloth Appreciation Day! 
And appreciate we must,
For if we don't appreciate, 
The doctor may combust!

He needs his ego fed, 
He needs his legend told,
So good Grundos like us 
Make sure that he's consoled

We eat plain Sloth Day burgers, 
We slurp on slothy slush,
We compliment our overload 
'Til even he begins to blush

We tell scary stories about him 
(Though we do that anyway)
Only this time he's the good guy, 
And the savior of the day

The bravest of us speak to him, 
Or at least they try;
They "ooh" and "aah" but even so, 
Won't look him in the eye

We hang posters in his likeness, 
Even blow up Sloth balloons
Had we neopoints we'd give them; 
He'll just have to take dubloons

Still, Dr. Sloth can be alright, 
Provided he's kept merry,
And when he gels his spiked green hair,
Even he is not so scary

So Sloth Appreciation Day
We guess isn't so bad;
In fact, when Sloth is happy,
It's the most fun we've ever had!

All Hail Sloth!
by dr_tomoe

Coming to you live
from a Virtupets transmission
we now give you
the following mission.

Do not adjust your communication
we have taken over the waves
we control the transmissions
so listen and be saved

If you are reading this
or hearing it too
drop everything you're doing
you know what to do.

The great Sloth is returning
you know he will do so soon
so stand up and shout
let your voices fill the room

Raise your hands in the air
give out a cheer
submit your will to Dr. Sloth
or live your life in fear

All Hail Sloth!
Shout it to the stars!
Scream it loudly in unison!
Be heard near and far!

All Hail Sloth!
Our glorious leader demands!
Give up your free will!
Submit to his commands!

All Hail Sloth!
for this his holiday
we now return you
to your regular broadcast day