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7th and 8th December
  • Issue 69 of the Neopian Times has just been launched. This week you will find great topics like mathematics in the battledome, Meridell vs Darigan, and the newest paint brushes. Plus, all the great comics, adventures, short stories and other info you would expect from Neopia's greatest newspaper.


    Even super villains love the Neopian Times!

  • We had a little trouble with Word of the Day, it should be fixed now (and show something other than Turmaculus!)
6th December
  • NEOPIAN WORD OF THE DAY - Every day we will feature a new word on the World Page. You will be able to suggest new words by visiting the Neopian Word of the Day HQ, and the words that get the most votes will be added into our list. Fun eh?

  • BETTER THAN YOU has started! Can you beat Neopet version 2 at his own game???

  • It looks like something is being built in Neopia Central... I wonder what it could be?

  • The latest Mystery Pic has been launched. The answer to the last one was 'Mr. Insane from Neoquest'. Wow, only 32 people got that right! :)

  • We have a new rather tasteless, but funny greeting featuring Florg! Click here to send it to all your friends now...

  • Mortogs, Meepits, Symols and Meowclops can now be painted with a Christmas Petpet Paint Brush at the Petpet Puddle.

  • Next week it is Wocky Day, if you want a chance to be in the Wocky art special, site spotlight or Wocky poetry special be sure to send your entries in early.

  • The Horus has been added to our How To Draw section.

  • Today's Pet Spotlight award is shared by two Wockies - Ufiana and Callum350.

  • The Art Gallery has a special Turmaculus tribute.

  • Oh no! Looks like those Alien Aishas have been at it again... Salmon Mousse Tea?!!? What on earth were they thinking?

  • A new petpet has been spotted at the Neopian Central Petpet Shop, this cute little fellow is called Spardel and he will run after sticks for hours at a time.

  • This is just a little reminder to everybody that sitting refreshing the shops pages constantly is bad and if you keep doing it you will get banned from that shop and will never see anything restock. So don't do it :)

  • Osiri has some rather unusual looking pieces on sale at her Pottery Shop, it looks like something may have gone wrong with one or two of them...

5th December - Bruce Day!
  • WAVE 6 - King Skarl has sent his finest knight, Jeran into the battle. Will he be able to cut through the hordes of attackers as well as his sister, Lisha? Lord Darigan has replied with a very ugly Draconian Grarrl.

  • MERCHANDISE NEWS - Kadoaties and White Doglefoxes will be avaiable in Claire's stores in the UK tomorrow (December the 6th). Yeah! Click here for a pretty picture and some more details!

  • Today's Site Spotlight goes to a baby Bruce called Muchiko and her owner whip_y2k.

  • WAR UPDATE - From his floating citadel, Lord Darigan has cast a rather nasty spell on Lisha, it seems her wand will not be dealing out quite so much damage from now on :)


    *fizzle*

  • Some Bruce themed poems have been added to the Poetry Gallery.

  • As you may have guessed, today has a very Brucey theme. Throughout the day we will be adding lots of new Bruce related goodies, in the meantime don't forget to visit the Advent Calendar to collect your Squeaky Bruce Toy and other prizes...


    * squeak *

  • If you tried to sign up earlier today you may have encountered some problems, these should have been fixed now!

  • If you own a Bruce, you can now paint it Plushie or Checkered!

  • Turn your Bruce into a real Battledome Champion with this interesting new battle set. Items should be on sale in the Defence and Battle magic shops shortly.

  • Bruce now have three new Battledome abilities - Bruce Flap, Bruce Snow Shield and Bruce Blizzard!

  • There is a Bruce Special in the Art Gallery today.

  • A new Caption Contest has just begun. This time it features many Bruce and the new winter petpet - Raindorf.

  • The Snow Food shop has just released the most amazing new thing - Frozen Brucicle Treats. If you are REALLY lucky you may get the super fruity Rainbow one!

  • Being a rather generous old Eyrie, Cap'n Threelegs will be giving FREE TRAINING to any young Bruce who makes it over to his Swashbuckling Academy today.

  • Give your pet a head start in the book club with these four new Bruce related novels. Available in the Book Shop now!

4th December
  • Must... eat... brains...

    Lord Darigan has sent down zombified versions of our heroes to attack the castle... but that's ok because Lisha has joined the battle!!! Click here to join in too!

  • We have also doubled the Neopoints you can win from Faerie Cloud Racers.

  • The snowflakes are now also given out by Illusen as part of her money tree giveaway!

  • A cute little Fir has been added to the How To Draw Petpets section.

  • The latest Mystery Pic has just been released, the answer to the last one was 'The Storyteller Aisha Collectable Card'.

  • Race to Usukiland and you might be lucky enough to snap up one of these new Usuki dolls. There are three to choose from, Alpine Adventurer, Woodland Elf and Snowy Stunner.

  • We have tripled the Neopoints you earn from Deckball, and doubled the NP from Splat-A-Sloth.

  • Draiks can be painted Rainbow, and Grundos can be turned into Plushies at the Rainbow Pool

  • This week's Petpet Spotlight award goes to an Angelpuss named Kirby.

  • If you want to really teach your opponents a thing or two, you just HAVE to get hold of some of these SUPER POWERFUL snowflakes! (especially the Stone Snowflake)

  • The latest Christmas outfit is currently being modelled by this lovely Uni, doesn't she look lovely!

  • Yum, yum! Just look at the newest recipes those insane Alien Aishas have cooked up. Pop a Nerkmid in their machine and you could win one of these interesting treats.

3rd December
  • Oops, you couldn't do anything with the Wintery Petpets, this has been fixed now!

  • Still unsure about which side you should be fighting on? We are giving you one chance to change sides, but at a cost. Click here for more information.


    Help us defeat Meridell!

  • The latest bunch of Neopets related Poems are now live.

  • Plushie Tycoon has just started again! Good luck everybody who is playing!

  • We have updated our Meridell vs. Darigan Top Scores so that you can see the top 200 as opposed to 100.

  • NEW GAME - Yes, Whack-A-Staff-Member has finally gone live. You voted for us, and now you get to hit us on the head!


    Ouch!

  • There is a new seasonal rollover on our Front Page (hold your mouse over the Neopets logo to see it)

  • The Anubis has been added to our How To Draw Petpets pages.

  • The Slushie Shop in Snowy Valley has just release some new Slushie flavours including the delicious Thistleberry Slushie.

  • If you are lucky enough to have a Plushie Paint Brush, you could be the proud owner of a Plushie Blumaroo!

  • Don't forget Thursday is Bruce Day, so you should start sending in your Bruce pictures, poems and site spotlight entries.

  • Baby Blus can now be painted Christmas, Red, White and Yellow at the Petpet Puddle.

  • Today's Site Spotlight award goes to Dimionque and Captain_Threelegs for their website - The Lost Ghost.

  • Meercas now come in a wonderful Cloud colour!

  • Show how cool you think Attack of the Marblemen is with one of these brand new t-shirts! They are on sale in the Clothes Shop now.

2nd December
  • Word from Darigan - The next installment of our adventure takes place inside the Citadel. Maybe you should not be so hasty to choose which side you wish to defend...

  • WAVE 4 HAS ARRIVED - King Skarl has dispatched the massive Skeith Defender to protect his castle. Meanwhile, the Horde has swept down from the citadel to join the battle. Click here for the latest score!


    NOBODY MESSES WITH MY KING!!!

  • Don't forget to make your Wish List of items you want to see on Christmas morning :)

  • A new shop has opened up in Happy Valley selling all sorts of cute new Wintery Petpets. Talk nicely to the jolly Bruce owner and you may get a real bargain :)

  • Don't forget to claim your prize at the Advent Calendar every day. This is the only month it operates and you really don't want to miss out on the freebies :)

  • Today's Caption Contest has a potato counter theme. Think of something funny and your could win a nice fat prize!

  • The Chocolate Factory is getting into the seasonal spririt with these new assorted Candy Canes. A particular favourite is the Asparagus Candy Cane!

  • Give a warm welcome to Aurlilia the Peophin, the latest winner of our Pet Spotlight contest.

  • Bag yourself a Christmas Paint Brush and this cute little Pteri could be yours!

  • These rather delicate looking snowflakes actually pack quite a punch in the Battledome. They are available in the Ice Crystal shop now.

 
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