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1st and 2nd February
  • Issue 76 of the Neopian Times has just been released. Catch up on all the latest short stories, articles, new features and fun comics now!


    Its Raining NP!

31st January
  • The new Mystery Pic has just gone live. The answer to the last one was 'The Kiko in the Easter Fun Greeting'.

  • Today is your last chance to sign up for the new games of Kacheekers, Armada and Geos. The new contests will begin tomorrow.

  • There is a two page Chinese New Year special in the Art Gallery.

  • The new game of Plushie Tycoon will commence tomorrow (just in case you are wondering).

  • Skeith fans all over Neopia will be pleased to hear there are size new Skeith plushies available in the Toy Shop.

  • Today's Pet Spotlight award goes to TaRepy, a Desert Kougra with an interesting tale.

  • You can now draw Raindorfs with ease using our How To Draw pages.

  • Fill up your Lost Desert stamp collection with these three new designs featuring stars from the Usurper game.

  • A new collectable card featuring Pacha the Elephante has just gone on sale.

  • Eww Gross.. who on earth would make Ham flavoured jelly? Four bizarre foods made entirely from jelly have been seen in the Market Place.

30th January
  • NEW GAME - A really simple race game has just been released by none other than Virtupets Studios... however I am sure there is more to it than meets the eye. Click here to play Advert Attack!


    Race Robot Always Wins!

  • Can you beat Dr. Sloth in this week's Better Than You? No prizes for guessing what game he has been playing lately :)

  • Oops! Cellblock broke again, but it is fixed now! We have added some more cool things, such as in later tournaments there are no starting pieces, and the addition of random blocks too! AIEEEE!

  • Even if your Neopet can't afford one of those expensive paint brushes, they can now have one of their very own to play with. The latest craze to hit the Toy Shop are Paint Brush Plushies. That's right soft plushie versions of your favourite paint brushes that your Neopet can love and cherish. So far there are 4 to collect.

  • Get your hands on an ELECTRIC Paint Brush and you now can paint your Grarrl.

  • Today's Site Spotlight award goes to Jaimesx2 and their Lupe JaimeX2 for their website - Jaimes's Domain.

  • A new Caption Contest has just begun, if you can think of anything funny, why not give it a whirl?

  • If you own a Cheerlub you can now paint it Cloud, Blue, Green and White at the Petpet Puddle.

  • Your Gelert can REALLY sparkle if you turn it Starry :)

29th January - Kacheek Day
  • The LENNY CONUNDRUM has just been released (and yes its one of those horribly confusing grid-based mathematical ones haha). The answer to the last one was, of course, Abracadabra, the 'magic word' bit was a dead giveaway. Good luck!


    COOL PRIZE!!!

  • There are some new Kacheek related poems in the Poetry Gallery.

  • Your Neopet can be super smart with these new Books involving Kacheeks.

  • Some people who had between 100 and 108 battle points did not get their free T-shirt and Neopoints, fixing that now!

  • Why not start Kacheek Day off by sending a friend one of these new Kacheek themed Neogreetings?

  • As always, take your Kacheek to see Cap'n Threelegs at his Swashbuckling Academy and they will receieve free training all day!

  • Kacheeks can now be painted Baby and Island at the Rainbow Pool.

  • There are three new Battledome Moves for Kacheeks - Kacheek Flower Power, Kacheek Slide and Kacheek Sneeze.

  • The Bakery, Chocolate Factory and Food Shop have some new Kacheek themed goodies on sale including delicious Gummy Kacheek Tails.

  • WHOOO HOOOO!!!! There are now 70 Million pets in Neopia!

  • The Art Gallery has a two page Kacheek Day special at the moment.

  • This week's Petpet Spotlight award goes to a Polarchuck called Hattie.

  • The Battle and Defence Magic shops have a new set of Oaken Kacheek battledome equipment.

  • We have a new Gallery Spotlight winner - azntomboy26. Be sure to go and have a look at her shop for all things Kacheek :)

28th January
  • CELLBLOCK - Yes, Grumpy Old King was the newest game, but now it is merely the second-newest game on Neopets! The Darigan Citadel has it's first game, a battle of wits featuring evil game mastermind Master Vex. Click here to play Cellblock!!!



    I win again!

  • Q: How can you recognize a flock of Christmas Acaras that has eaten too much streaky bacon?

    A: When They're equipped with an official Battle Meepit !

    Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

    Oh well, maybe tomorrow!

  • Oops! Tyranu Evavu was broken, but now it is unbroken! It is now limited to 20 plays a day to stop *cough* certain people cheating.

  • Mango Jelly is THE material to make battledome items out of it seems. Not only is it resistant to damage, but it can provide a tasty snack in between fights. On sale in the Battle and Defence Magic Shops now.

  • Some more words have been added to the Pronounciation Guide including Darigan, Meridell and Skarl.

  • Ixis can now be painted with the Fire, Fire, Pants On Fire Paint Brush.

  • Help complete your Neoquest stamp collection with these four new designs. Get your Pomanna, Two Rings Archmagus, Boraxis and Two Rings Crusader stamps at the Post Office now.

  • Today's Site Spotlight has been awarded to LtKettch and stal0s for their website - Kettch's Guide to the Lost Desert.

27th January
  • GRUMPY OLD KING is our latest game! (and wouldn't you be grumpy if your magical orb had just been stolen). Yes now you can visit King Skarl in Castle Meridell and try and cheer him up by telling him a joke. If it is funny you may even get a prize! Click here to play!


    We are not amused!

  • POCKET NEOPET - This is a sneak preview of the Pocket Neopet, the portable Neopets player that is going to be coming to shops very soon (thanks to those rather nice people at Hasbro!) It is an electronic toy with games, shopping, and more importantly Rare Item Codes :) We will be releasing more news soon about where and when it will be released, in the mean time here are some pictures, and one is also on the NeoCam.

  • Remember that Wednesday is Kacheek Day so if you want your Kacheek related poems, pictures, galleries or site spotlights to be chosen you need to send them in now!

  • A new Caption Contest has begun! Try to think of something funny and you could win 2000 NP and a shiny trophy :)

  • Three new banners have been added to the yellow bar - Attack of the Marblemen, Escape from Meridell Castle and Spell or Starve.

       

  • Our Spoiler List now displays all the newer cards!

  • Two more Collectable Cards have just been released, one featuring Lord Darigan and one featuring Magax:Destroyer.

  • We have finished giving out the War Prizes now. Anybody who got over 100 battle points qualified for a prize!

  • Today's Pet Spotlight goes to a cute Purple Kau called MuRou.

  • A new Beauty Contest has just begun. Congratiulations to Spalix, Okinuto and Zinoria, the winners of last week's contest.

  • There is a Gelert special in the Art Gallery today.

  • The Featured Game has been changed to Zurroball.

  • We were a bit behind with prizes for the picture competition, they should all have been given out now, sorry about that!
 
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