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29th and 30th March
  • The 84th issue of the Neopian Times is now out. Read it now, or you may get visited by the Tax Beast!!!

28th March
  • Today's Better Than You features none other than Eliv Thade. Can you beat him at his own game? :)

  • We had a problem earlier on in the week where some Neopet's statistics were set to 10 through some evil misfiring lab ray (and not a database error at all!) Anyway, we are in the process of setting all these stats back now... so don't worry, its all going to be ok!


    The ray is fired at LFojwof... and all his stats are set to 10...???!

  • We have a new Mystery Pic today. The answer to the last one was 'Ancient Manchu Bow Neopedia'.

  • Hehe... Meercas can now be painted Orange.

  • There is an Eliv Thade special in the Art Gallery today. Also if you are still waiting for your prizes from previous art contests, they should be whizzing their way to your account shortly.

  • Today's Pet Spotlight award goes to a heroic Faerie Kougra called Exclamation2.

  • Awww how cute, now you can own soft plushie versions of the Baby, Desert and Island paint brushes.

  • Make your Krawk the grooviest cat in town with this new DISCO look.

  • Be the envy of all your friends with this *ULTRA CUTE* Baby Bruce Plushie, available at the Toy Shop now...

27th March
  • For a limited time, 99Dogs is offering the Rare Faerie Kacheek T-Shirt starting this Saturday, March 29th. Hurry while supplies last!

  • We have added some new Poems to the site!

  • Warfs, Angelpusses, Noils and Snowbunnies can now be painted Rainbow too!

  • Also, 99Dogs is having a special discount promotion starting today!!! Woohoo! Buy any 2 Neopets or 99Dogs items and get $5 off shipping, or buy any 3 Neopets or 99Dogs items and get free domestic ground shipping (or $10 off any other shipping method)! Click here for more details.

  • The Faerie Kacheek plushie officially goes on sale this weekend, to celebrate today's Caption Contest has a Faerie Kacheek theme.

  • Heres a quick reminder that Shoyru Day is next week so you had better send in your Shoyru themed spotlights, pictures and poems if you want to be chosen.

  • The 250th Site Spotlight award goes to RamoneII and Missko for their Viva Disco web site.

  • Wockies are now available in Silver and Acaras can be painted ELECTRIC at the Rainbow Pool.

  • Mmmm.... just look at all the delicious fresh vegetables that have just gone on sale in the Heath Food Shop.

26th March
  • SECURITY ANNOUNCEMENT - There is a bug in several versions of Internet Explorer that allows your cookies to be read on sites other than Neopets, thus allowing people to steal your login information. There is nothing we can do about this at all, it's basically Microsoft's problem and they haven't fixed it yet (if you work for Microsoft and are reading this please tell your boss about this :)

    Anyway, we have come up with a secondary security measure for people who use Internet Explorer. Basically, in addition to cookie-based authentication you get a little grey box that pops up when you go to a page that needs you to log in. You only have to enter your username and password once per session for each browser you open.

    If you want to activate the new method, you can do it from your Preferences page by changing your Login Security Level from medium to high.

    Regardless of what method you choose, we urge you to be very careful in following links to other sites. Also, remember to never give your password away, never ever ever. This new security measure will not protect you if somebody else knows your password!

  • Kauvara has just finished mixing up some new Plushie Morphing Potions. Get your hands on the Kau, Aisha, Buzz and Scorchio potions at her Magic Shop now.

  • Congratulations to Agedbeauty, they have just won the Gallery Spotlight award for their 'Taste of the Orient' shop.

  • This week's Petpet Spotlight goes to a Floud named Pubu.

  • The Kadaotie, Doglefox and Anubis are the first petpets that can be painted with the Rainbow Paint Brush.

  • DESERTED FAIRGROUND SCRATCHCARDS have just been released!!! Click here to purchase one and try your luck. They cost more than the Ice Cave ones, but the prizes are better!


    Yourree myyy cusstomer now!

  • We have a new Mystery Pic today. The answer to the last one was 'The Skeith from Neopian Times Issue 80'.

  • There was a bug where you could equip a non-Battledome Item as a Battledome item (not that it would do much hehe). It's fixed now.

  • Ooooh, Meuka's Snot Gloves can now be purchased in the Hidden Tower.

  • Petpets can now be painted with a Rainbow Paint Brush!!!!

  • We have limited the amount of Scratchcardss you can sscratch to five per day (making a total of 10 for both kiosks!)
25th March
  • Just look at all the great new colours Draconacks come in! Give yours a new look at the Petpet Puddle now.

  • We have some new Poems for you to look at!

  • At long last you can now paint your Blumaroo Starry, just like the plushie.

  • Today's Site Spotlight award goes to Aendie and Twinfairy for their website - Aendie's Candie Shoppe.

  • Keep your baby Neopets safe from harm with these great new playpens for your Neohome. Cloud, Yellow, Pink, Bubble and Dung playpens are on sale at the Furniture Shop now.

  • Due to a scarcity of ingredients, most Morphing Potions are now rarity 99.

  • Oooh, looks like Korbats are now paintable with the ELECTRIC Paint Brush.

24th March
  • The Art Gallery has a Grand Theft Ummagine special on display.

  • There are some new Shopkeepers to choose from including a Snowbunny, Doglefox and Whinny.

  • Win up to 10,000 NP if you can think of something witty for today's Caption Contest.

  • You can now vote for this week's Beauty Contest. Congratulations to everyone who won last week. If you weren't lucky, why not try entering again?

  • Now you can keep your Kyrii's fur in tip top condition with these special Grooming products designed specially for them.

  • Today's Pet Spotlight award is shared by two feathered friends - Xoloitzcuintli2003 and _Bian_Su_.

  • Eyries can be painted with the Brown Paint Brush at the Rainbow Pool.

  • There is a new Story Telling Contest that has just begun.

  • Give your bathroom the ultimate in fancy facilities with these rather impressive looking sinks. On sale in the Furniture Shop now.

  • The Blue Pillow can now be put into your Neohome.

 
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