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19th November
Where did Masila go when she left Galem? What has Kanrik been doing all this time? Find out in the
Latest Installment
of our Hannah and the Ice Caves story.
As if there wasn't enough reason to visit the Deserted Fairground, now you can try your hand at a
Coconut Shy!
If you check Ebay, you may see this exclusive
T-shirt and Plushie Set
for sale. The t-shirt and
a limited edition Red Scorchio plushie (in a snazzy velvet bag) will only be available from the
15th November to the 15th December.
This week's Neohome Spotlight award has been given to
Kyra242, proud owner of 36624 Market Square, Neopia Central.
There is a new game based on Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events called
Are you Wicked?
We have made a few changes to our world page and added a new
Coming Soon page so you can see everything that
is planned in the very near future.
Masila has been added to the Gallery of Evil. You will be hearing more
from her in the very near future...
It appears some Neopets are having a Sand Ball fight in this weekend's
Caption Contest?!!?
Now you can practice fighting in the comfort of your own home with your personal Inflatable Balthazar!
There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The
answer to the last one was the Ticket Booth. 698 people guessed the correct answer, winning
2,866 NP each.
You can now visit the same medic that Hannah did in the
Lost Desert.
This kind Cybunny will be selling all kinds of medical supplies and unguents as
well as a steady supply of warm blankets for those cold desert nights.
Congratulations Monstour the Korbat! You have just won the latest
Pet Spotlight award.
The 167th issue of the Neopian Times
is now out. As next week is rather short because of Thanksgiving, there will not be a new
issue next week. To make up for it, the week after will be a special double-sized issue.
This adorable Baby Gelert Plushie will go on sale at
Limited Too next Saturday. This is a
special event piece, so hurry before they all go!
The Ghost and Glowing Techos have been revamped.
There is now a Purple Ruki (complete with orange spots)
As always, a new Beauty Contest is
about to begin, be sure you cast your votes!
18th November
There are some new ...
*screen goes blank*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*screen flickers on*
You pathetic fools! You dare cancel MY story for the sake of an USUL?!!? Some scrawny
little treasure hunter gets preference over ME?!
You will forget those ignorant thieves and silly little girl, for I have taken control now!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahhh that's more like it. Think of something fitting to honour me in this new
Caption Contest and I may spare your bank accounts from my
new experimental bank-account-sludging ray.
Buy these superior Plushies!
There is the loyal clone #177 (he looks almost as great as me) and my incredible Kreludan Defender. Do you have
lasers Hannah? No, I think not!
I have given Karenluvs6 this week's Gallery Spotlight award
for her rather pleasing shop all about me.
If you have taken good care of your Baby Space Fungus, you will be rewarded from
the PPL. Well done
Eegah!, Evil Toe Fungus, Um......., My brain, Tri-Klops, Crazy Mary,
SLOTHISTHEGREATEST and all the others.
At last, the Art Gallery has something worthwhile on display!
Why have a weak, squishy Bori when you can have a far more efficient and
loyal Robot? They never tire, and they never moan when they are hungry. No, on the contrary, a handy
warning light simply starts to flash.
*Sloth is my M..Master*
Ahh such a fast learner!
Stop reading that cutesy rubbish, here are some REALBooks
for you to sink your brain into...
You fools can try to complete this new Lenny Conundrum. Of course
it is far too easy for a super genius like me to even look at. The answer to last week's was
Ixi. Miraculously 3,698 of you got it right.
If you want a real challenge, why not try to beat me in
Better Than You?
Of course, you never will, I don't see why we even bothered doing one this week.
I have made minor improvements to some of your sickly cute Petpets...
Two rather disgusting new banners appear to be live.
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There is a new page of Testimonials
if you are interested in that sort of thing...
Spread the word of Sloth with one of these new
Neogreetings.
Griselda the Gremble has won this week's Petpet Spotlight. How
nice.
Make your shop look amazing with one of these new Shopkeepers featuring
characters from MY plot!
Now I can take over your Desktop too! Hmmm, now if only I could
think of some way to pop up Virtupets ads automatically.... hmmmm....
Now back to my story and where Kreludor all fits in. You see it all began when I was watching from my...
*crackle*
Who dares interrupt me?
*screen turns blank*
Err... sorry about that, we are not sure what happened there. Where were we? Oh yes! There are some new foods for you
to try. Gargarox
has just finished baking four very special varieties of Marshmallow Grundo.
This week's Meridell Castle Spotlight
winner is 001223445 with their level - Fatal Crisis Chamber. Sounds charming.
Have you tried this new game featuring the non-robotic Kangaroo Jack?
Ilhs11 is the latest Neoadventure Spotlight winner with their
adventure - I NEED a vacation.
"Oh. Well, it's not been very busy this week. You take a break."
"Thanks, Gargarox!" you yell. You run out of the Cafe so fast, you nearly
bump into Doctor Sloth! Wait a minute... Dr. Sloth?!
You fools will be pleased to know that there is a new Mystery Pic competition. The
answer to the last one was the You've Stolen My Heart Neogreeting. Only 676 of you guessed the
correct answer, earning 2,959 NP each.
If you fancy a change, why not try Blue5309's
Pirate Cave Of The Week - Pirates Dungeon? You want
something even more challenging, try ruling the universe some time!
A baby creaks. A gate starts to cry. Somewhere in the distance a wolf
tolls. Another game has been dragged screaming into the
Game Graveyard. Music to my ears!
Kaeyosa and Parabola7907 have earnt themselves a
Site Spotlight trophy for their website
all about carrots and how Kaeyosa became a Faerie Neopet. Faeries, ulch. I feel sick
just thinking about them.
17th November
Sorry, we have been struggling all day with horrible technical problems but the site is finally
back! We apologise for all the problems, everything should be a lot more stable from now on though.
16th November
Somewhere in a secret hideout, Galem ordered some of the
most influential thieves in Neopia to join him for a rather special
Dinner...
Please, take a seat...
Can you work out what each person ate, what their secret is, what their 'speciality' is and
what their favourite Neoboard avatar is? Clues are coming soon...
There are some new Poems
for you to look at in the gallery.
The Garden Centre has some
rather seasonal new plants with an Autumn theme on sale.
The first Site Spotlight of the week is shared by
Sparky3522 and Cat_dog35 for their web page - Sparky's Spectacular Spot.
The Collectable Card Shop has a new card on sale featuring
Kanrik from the Hannah and the Ice Caves plot.
This week's Minigolf Spotlight award
has been given to Mariechantal11 for their level - Maze.
You can now be the proud owner of a Disco Draik and an Invisible Kiko!
It has been five whole years since Neopets was first launched back in 1999. Thank you to everyone
for supporting us and helping us become what we are today!
As an Extra Special Birthday Treat ... we have now ...
Let you send your score FIVE times per game instead of just three, for the entire next week!
Next year between the 15th and 22nd this will happen automagically.
Increased the chance of a Paint Brush or Codestone appearing in a random event!
Also, if you have the Birthday Side Bar (which is every November the 15th or on your Birthday),
Random Events are much more common!
On the 15th of EVERY month, the chance of something good happening at
Coltzan's Shrine is vastly increased.
A go on Treasure of the Black Pawkeet is free for the
remainder of today, and it's only 100 NP a play for the rest of the month!
Made the maximum Neopoints you need to get Free Soup
3,000 instead of 2,000.
Tasty!
On our birthday the Wheel of Excitement is free to spin,
and the day after our birthday it only costs half as much!
Just today only, the number of tickets sold at the Concert Hall
has been increased by a factor of five!
Now you can adopt FIVE Neop... *just kidding*
Today's Card of the Day is Icetravaganza. Ladies and Gentlemen
we have a winner (and 899 losers!)
Neopian Newsflash. Jacko of Jacko and Sons Painting Ltd. was taken away in handcuffs today after
allegations that he was involved in insider trading. Shares plummeted from 726 NP to nothing in a matter of minutes. Just goes to
show that the Stockmarket isn't such an easy gamble after all :)
The Bakery is selling
slices of Neopets Birthday Cake and it is also being given out as
a random event so you can share in the festivities.
Captain Threelegs will be giving FREE training to EVERY species all day today
at his Swashbuckling Academy.
If you are planning a party you should be sure to have some of these tasty party snacks on
hand. The Food Shop has bowls of
Chokato Chips, Crudites, Cheesy Onion Sticks and
Carnapepper Finger Sandwiches for you to enjoy.
As you may have noticed, the sidebar looks a little different today :) Every year on our birthday and
your birthday the sidebar will change to this new festive version - yay!
It seems even inside the Thieves' Camp birthday celebrations are underway in the latest
Caption Contest.
As well as the slices of birthday cake, the Bakery
has just finished baking some deluxe individual sized cakes for you to
enjoy.
There are some new Shopkeepers to choose from featuring
Neopets who seem to be enjoying the birthday festivities!
If you are lucky, you may get hold of one of these special Birthday Goodie Bags. Each one contains a different
balloon, party blower and hat!
"The Happiness Faerie?" Rory asked, raising his eyebrow almost comically. He then looked at his sister, who shrugged. "Never
heard of that faerie before..."
Don't let your webpage be left out, add some of these new
Birthday Fun Images to it!
Today's Pet Spotlight award has been given to a Skunk JubJub called
SpongeHead. Congratulations!
If you know someone whose birthday is coming up or you just want them to know that Neopets is five, why not
send one of these new Birthday Neogreetings?
Lastly the Art Gallery
has lots of Birthday themed pictures for you to look at.
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