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7th and 8th March

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Gadgadsbattledoming: Fighting with Fruit and The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus.

  • This week's Neoadventure Spotlight goes to rainbow_daydreamer for Special Investigation.

    "It's a beautiful summer's day, and the green fields outside the window are full of flowers. You find yourself daydreaming, wishing you were out there...

    'Lane!' You look up, startled, into the eyes of your teacher, Miss Beakle..."

  • If you are feeling a need to catch up on your reading, you might want to drop by Booktastic Books!

  • The current Random Contest is continuing for another week! Good luck to all the entrants.

  • Key Quest Testing - Thank you for helping us test the last time. Please join us again for another load test and Double Key promotion in Key Quest and receive a free rare virtual item. You must play a Key Quest game sometime between 5pm and 6pm NST (Pacific Time) on Saturday March 14th to qualify for the virtual prize.

  • Wish a friend luck with a Greeting such as this one!

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.

  • Do some writing with this new pen and ink from the School Supplies Shop.

  • If you want a chance to have your videos viewed by others on Neopets why not submit them?

  • Maybe this new clover Tiled Background will inspire you to go outside for a bit.

  • We would like to congratulate smellysss on winning the Faerie Caves Spotlight for their level Cloudy Confusion.

  • Eat, drink, and be merry while eating these foods from the Exotic Food Shop.

6th March - Gelert Day

  • Gelerts can now be painted camouflage and disco at the Rainbow Pool!

  • If you like poetry, head on over to the Poetry Gallery. A new page of Gelert poems has just been added!

  • The Bakery has just finished baking up two new crumpets for Gelert day!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Caption Contest #902. 86 people guessed correctly, earning them 23,256 NP each.

  • Have a little Fun with the Gelerts on Gelert Day!

  • As promised Gelerts will receive free training from Cap'n Threelegs all day on Gelert Day!

  • Plushie collectors should head down to the Plushie Palace for these new Gelert plushies.

  • There is a new page of Gelert-themed pictures for you to enjoy in the Art Gallery.

  • This week's Neohomes Spotlight award has been given to poopynailz_1, proud owner of 484011, Neopia Central. Well Done!

  • A new Caption Contest has begun. Think of something funny to say and you could win lots of delicious prizes!

  • This week's Petpet Spotlight award has been given to a Poseidyn called Galene.

  • Gelerts will be having a bit of fun with these new clothes from the Clothing Shop.




    What are you supposed to be?

5th March

  • There are two very delicious cream puffs that are now on sale in The Crumpetmonger.

  • Hatsuechie and bybu snag today's Site Spotlight with Get Delighted Guide!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Devilpuss. Well done Hisss, Fredrick, Devi, Mewcifer, and all the others.

  • Mynci Beach Volleyball fans may have met their match in this week's Better Than You.

  • Your Neopet might smell like watermelon if you get these new products from the Grooming Parlour.

  • If you want a chance to have your videos viewed by others on Neopets why not submit them?

  • Two new Shopkeepers featuring Gelerts are now available to look after the items in your shop.

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was 6839640320018688. 1584 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 1894 NP each.

  • There is a new Tiled Background available for your use.

  • abdulandjohn is the winner of this week's Pirate Cave Of The Week with TwistedPaths, Well done!

  • The Toy Shop has just released a couple of fun new toys!

  • Zazzle It! Choose it, create it, own it! You can now create custom merchandise on Zazzle.com with limited edition and exclusive art! And now through March 31st get free shipping on orders over $25! Just enter NEOPETZAZZLE at checkout.

4th March

  • Neopets can learn something new from these books on sale in the Book Shop.

  • Congratulations crazy_holly_ii, you are the latest User Lookup of the Week winner.

  • A new space-themed Caption Contest has just begun.

  • The winner of today's Gallery Spotlight believes All the World's a Stage.

  • There are some new pictures in the Art Gallery today.

  • Key Quest Testing - Thank you for helping us test the last time. You were successful in overloading our systems! Please join us again for another load test and Double Key promotion in Key Quest and receive a free rare virtual item. You must enter a Key Quest game sometime between 4pm and 5pm NST (Pacific Time) on Tuesday March 3rd to qualify for the virtual prize.

  • There are some tasty new foods on sale at the Food Shop.

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Faerie Drackonack. 236 people guessed correctly, earning them 8,475 NP each.

  • Even Maraquan Neopets love to Colour!

  • szarooki should be extra happy today, they have just won this week's Meridell Castle Spotlight award with their level - Tower of Darkness.

  • Congratulations go out to Tropeca and lupey0302! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • A new Story Telling competition has started!

    "Thanks for helping me with the big dinner tonight, Nedda," Rufus said, wiping his forehead. He looked a little surprised to find sweat on his paw. "Gadgadsbogen is bigger than ever this year, so the extra help will come in handy."

    "No problem, Rufus," replied the Island Uni with a smile. "Just show me what to do, and I'll get started."

  • Make sure your Neopet has proper supplies from the Grooming Parlour.

3rd March

  • March 3rd has been CANCELLED due to lack of interest. You might want to check out Daily Dare while you are waiting for your regularly scheduled news on the 4th.

 
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