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6th and 7th November

  • Everyone is out safely, but where can they go next? It looks like it is Hanso's turn to take the lead in the next chapter of the Faeries' Ruin!

  • Not one, but two items have been made into wearables! If you have the Fancy Pink Gown and Pink Sun Hat handy, you are in luck!


    How do I look?

  • The Random Contest deadline has been extended to next week! Please send in your entries if you haven't already done so. :)

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Who Let the Slorgs Out? and WN BD PPL BC AV UFT.

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.

  • Exclusive Neocash Card NC bonus items! Redeem a Neocash Card from GameStop in the US during the month of November and receive an exclusive NC bonus virtual item! Visit the NC Mall!

5th November

  • How adorable! These little Petpetpets make the perfect Fun Images to brighten up any day!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Garfir. 1,078 people guessed correctly, earning them 1,856 NP each.

  • Arr, what a fine Neohome fidomaud has, just perfect for the Neohomes Spotlight, don't you think?

  • This week's Petpet Spotlight winner is Meep, who belongs to Butterisi the Hissi.

  • Looks like the Slorgs are late for their own celebrations in today's Caption Contest image. :( How sad!

  • 'The Finneus J. Scrollbottom Auxiliary Surplus Archives', 'A Shadow Spectre Brute's Lament', and other lovely Poems await your amusement. :)

  • The Art Gallery is brimming with fantastic images today. Go check it out!

  • Cafe Kreludor has some tasty new treats for you to eat!

  • Follow your nose to find the Froot Loops before the Hungry Mummy in our Froot Loops Hunt sponsor game. Play Now!

4th November

  • If you've always wanted to be knee-deep in Neopoints, this wearable from the Neopian Gift Shop would be just the thing for you!


    I'm rich!!!

  • When you stop in to collect your daily interest from the National Neopian Bank today, you can also admire the new look!


    Good afternoon. May I help you?

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was 150. 39 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 51,283 NP each.

  • DAILY - Now that the Haunted Faire is over, Bart has reopened his Apple Bobbing stand in Neovia! You can now visit him every day to try for a prize. :)

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Maraquan Pofew. Well done Nimbelinus, Ganymede, Fiddle, Hipotenusa, and all the others.

  • Bernard thinks he is Better Than You. Can you prove him wrong?

  • Teach your Neopets to save their Neopoints early with these cute toy banks from the Toy Shop!

  • Halloween Shop last chance! The NC Mall Halloween Shop is closing this Sunday, November 7th. This is your last chance to get this seasons ghoulish items like the Spooky Moon Mystery Capsule, Gothic Floor Candles and Stormy Night Background. Also, don't miss out on this year's Costume Packs. Visit the NC Mall!

3rd November - Slorg Day

  • It looks like Brynn and Hanso are having some trouble with the wraiths. Find out what happens to them next in the latest chapter of the Faeries' Ruin!

  • You can now take your Slorg to the Petpet Puddle and have it painted Christmas and Cloud!

  • This week's Gallery Spotlight goes to exilha for a gallery all about slimy, slithery creatures!

  • Yippee! The Lucky Slorg Gnome has been made into a wearable! How cute! :)


    Do my bidding!

  • UPDATE: Neopian Battlefield Legends now gives out prizes when you play! This means if you are playing a regular map, you will receive prizes based on your score. If you are playing a game using a Neocash Map or Tower, you will get a NC item prize for using them in the game. (Each prize, NP or NC, can only be received once.) Oh, and last but not least, there is now a fast forward button so playing the game doesn't take as long. :) We hope you like the new additions!

  • Gatedne earns themselves a spot in User Lookup of the Week with their amazing 'Slorgs!' lookup.

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Caption Contest #851. 466 people guessed correctly, earning them 4,292 NP each.

  • If you are in the mood for some Slorg images, today is your lucky day! Head on to the Art Gallery for a Slorgstravaganza!

  • Poems such as 'A Messy Friendship' and 'My Lovely Mutant Slorg' really put you in the mood for some Slorg celebrations!

  • These new Slorg stamps from the Post Office are a must-have for any stamp or Slorg collector!

  • New online "Buy Neocash" option! You can now get 5500NC for the price of 5000NC: that's 500 Bonus NC for free! Purchase Neocash online today!

2nd November

  • If you love to travel, one of these new brochures from the Neovian Printing Press would be just the thing to take with you!

  • Oh, 'Fighter's Lament' and 'The Hubris of Hubrid' look like some fun Poems to read!

  • It looks like more tricks than treats occurred in today's Caption Contest image!

  • If you frequent the Neoboards, you will find a couple of fun new smilies to use! :)

  • This week's Pet Spotlight winner is Rhaynis, a lovely Gnorbu who belongs to daemonicdustbunnies!

  • A brand new Story Telling beginning is up, thanks to phadalusfish! Check it out below and send in what happens next! :)

    Golden sunlight shone through the front window, casting a shadow of the letters half-glued to the front window: "Morc and Aquia, Menace Hunters." I stepped through the door (propped open by a stack of old-looking books) and started to look around.

  • Congratulations go out to Xavillia and Snooglemush! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • New NC Collectible Item! Dress like a princess, with this month's item, Princess Lunara Collectors Dress, the fifth and final item in The Royal Treatment Collection! This item is only available for a limited time. Visit the NC Mall!

 
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