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16th and 17th July

  • If you are known to stand outside the Desert Arms shop with hopes that it will restock with your favourite weapons, then the latest background from Mystical Surroundings may be just the thing for you!


    Gotta get the 49,920,483rd Qasalan Throwing Spear for my collection!

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like The Reality of Titanic Giant Squids and The Attack of the Giant Space Fungus.

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.

  • Frequent visitors of Desert Arms, rejoice! There are two new weapons for you to purchase!

  • A new Random Contest has begun! Good luck to all the entrants, and congratulations to last week's winners.

  • U.S. Users: Congratulations to all who participated in our sponsor Capri Sun's Let's Arm Wrestle Community Challenge! You have beaten Don and earned 5,000 Neopoints with an exclusive virtual prize. If you haven't already, make sure to claim your prizes in the Disrespectoids Amusement Center before this Monday the 18th. While you're there, don't forget to keep playing the games in the arcade, claim your Neopoints in the Place the Straw daily point grab, and much more!

15th July

  • A modern touch appears to have been added to the latest Tyrannian Furniture. Bookshelves? In Tyrannia? What will they think of next!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Caption Contest #577. 87 people guessed correctly, earning them 22,989 NP each.

  • Today's Neohomes Spotlight winning Neohome is located in Krawk Island. Stop by to admire petcatcher420's 'Island Wonder Home' if you have a chance!

  • Fleur the Fire Yooyu is the winner of this week's Petpet Spotlight!

  • If you've always wanted to collect P3s outside of your Habitarium, now is your chance! Head on over to the Toy Shop to pick up two new Glyme and Pinchit collectable charms!

  • You will find a whole new selection of Poems today, including such titles as 'Catastrophe' and 'Krawk Island... Going, Going...'!

  • We hope you like the images we added to today's Art Gallery!

14th July

  • Do you know somebody who is always late to everything? Well, the latest item from the Gift Shop may be just the thing for them! Now if only it was easy to carry around!


    It also helps if you know which direction to point it in!

  • Bastos_11 has won Kreludor Cave Of The Week with their level, 'What cave?'!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Noilkeet. Well done Herbie, Squawk, Polly, Dugan, and all the others.

  • Today's Grundos Cafe Special is Gorgroggle. We have no idea what that is, but we heard it's good!

  • We cannot decide if Zenor Kevix is Better Than You. You might want to accept his challenge to help us answer this question once and for all!

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was 19. 2475 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 809 NP each.

  • The Epuni can now be painted Pirate and Electric at the Petpet Puddle!

  • Will your dreams come true with the all-new Dreaming Wish Candle? Get one of 5 exclusive dream themed birthday items when you blow out the candle. If you're really lucky, you could even get a bonus item! Both Wish Candles are only available for a limited time. Visit the NC Mall!

13th July - Tuskaninny Day (late)

  • *sniff sniff* Ew... It looks like the Tuskaninny can now be painted Swamp Gas and Skunk at the Rainbow Pool!

  • We hope you like today's selection of Tuskaninny Day Poems, including such works as 'The Vagabond' and 'The Trapped Tuskaninny'!

  • The User Lookup of the Week mention goes to xrckdude for their lookup, 'Pirates!'

  • Asterix58's Tuskaninny-themed gallery has won the Gallery Spotlight! We hope you can take a look at '~Fabulous Tuskaninnies~', because it is pretty neat! :)

  • If you haven't been to Plushie Palace in a while, today might just be the day as there are two new Tuskaninny plushies for sale!

  • These Tuskaninnies do not look like they are having much fun in today's Caption Contest image!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Bumble Beams Screenshot. 8 people guessed correctly, earning them 250,000 NP each.

  • Tuskaninnies rule the Art Gallery today. Come on in and take a look at all the images we have in store!

  • Don't forget that you can take your Tuskaninny to Cap'n Threelegs for free training all day on Tuskaninny Day!

  • The Clothing Shop has everything your Tuskaninny might need for a fun day at the beach.






    Too bad we're nowhere near the ocean!

12th July - Ixi Day (late)

  • The Altador Cup winners have been revealed! Where did your team place? Check out the results and visit the Prize Shop to redeem your hard-earned prizes!

  • Happy Ixi Day! The Ixi can now be painted Woodland and Glowing at the Rainbow Pool!

  • 'Nabile's Fate', 'Briar, Briar', and more Ixi-themed Poems are up to help you celebrate today!

  • Kauvara appears to have been extra busy in preparation for Ixi Day! You can now find two new Ixi morphing potions at Kauvara's Magic Shop!

  • What did you think of Altador Cup this year? Please send us your thoughts by using this link! (Note: Clicking on the survey link will take you off-site!)

  • Yugixi the Ixi has won the Pet Spotlight this week! Just in time for Ixi Day, too! :)

  • A brilliant assortment of Ixi images await you in the Art Gallery!

  • Filter and Agedbeauty's brand new Story Telling beginning is up and ready for you to continue!

    Jenna perched herself upon the dusty old piano bench placed in front of her father's covered piano. Pulling the dust cover off of the keys, the Ixi sighed softly. It had been ten long years since she had last seen her father. To this very day, in fact; her presence was a yearly ritual of remembrance she had kept as a tradition.

  • Congratulations go out to SWGHE and Stake! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • Here is a special reminder from Cap'n Threelegs asking all Ixis to visit him on Ixi Day for free training!

  • Take your Ixi out on a grand adventure with two new outfits from the Clothing Shop!






    Outfits for (almost) every occasion!

 
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