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12th and 13th January

  • Have you cast your vote yet for today's Fifth Annual Neopies category? If you haven't just remember that today is your last day to vote for "Best Heard Around the Office"!

  • Are you planning a fancy get together or a tea? If so you might want to visit the Neopian Gift Shop for this lovely neovian serving trolley.


    Would you like a biscuit with your tea?

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite. You can also take a look at the three winners of the last round! Congratulations to Master_Jeran, Elimira, and Friendsheep!

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Fingerless Woes and Everything You Need for the Month of Sleeping.

  • Mmmmm.... The Crumpetmonger has some delicious new puddings on sale.

  • NC Mall Background Sale! Need a change of scene for the new year? Now through Sunday, January 13th get 50% off select backgrounds. This sale is only available this weekend so if you need change, now is the time!

11th January - Festival of Buzz

  • Happy Buzz Day! The Buzz is now available in Water and Camouflage at the Rainbow Pool!

  • The Poems page has been updated with such titles as 'Lampwyck's Fear' and 'Buzz Dung Cone'!

  • Kauvara's Magic Shop is now supplying two new Buzz morphing potions!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Roo Island Merry Go Round. 651 people guessed correctly, earning them 3,073 NP each.

  • Vitaltendency is sharing 'A Little Slice of Paradise' with you! Come take a look at their Neohomes Spotlight winning Neohome in Mystery Island. :)

  • Ukin the Plumpy has won the Petpet Spotlight this week!

  • There is a Buzz theme at the Art Gallery. If you are a Buzz fan you should definitely take a look! :)

  • Cap'n Threelegs is giving away free training to Buzz that visit him during the Festival of Buzz.

  • Buzz now have two new outfits that they can choose to purchase from the Clothing Shop.








    Shh! At prices like these, it's a steal!

  • Ready for a break? Be sure to chill out in style with the new Wicked Winter Mystery Capsule at the NC Mall! If you're lucky you will receive one of three limited edition bonus items as well as a retired Winter item. Brrr!

10th January

  • The Bakery is now offering two popcorn-themed treats up for sale. Can you choose between the popcorn cupcake and popcorn bread pudding? :) (We want both.)

  • Hear the tale of "The Magnificent Captain Wrau", which you can find on nattokun's Site Spotlight winning Petpage!

  • A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was infinity. 4 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 1000000 NP each.

  • The Neopian Fresh Foods shop has one good bowl of popcorn and one evil bowl of popcorn. Which is which? It's so difficult to tell!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Glowing Mazzew. Well done Louise, Andrew, Radiant, Dont Touch, and all the others.

  • Polly09_18's cave, 'O Labirinto Misterioso (Mysterious Labyrinth)', has won Kreludor Cave Of The Week!

  • Eating popcorn takes a dangerous turn at the Battle Magic shop, where you can use it as a weapon!

  • Are you good at Flycatcher? Well, the Quiguki Warrior thinks he is Better Than You. Can you really argue with a quiggle about that? ;)

9th January

  • The Fifth Annual Neopies is here! Ellsworth is back this year to host the award ceremony where your choice matters. Voters are welcome; you get a prize for every category you vote in! Daily visitors who vote on each category every single day will even be awarded with a special prize at the end. Come and be heard! :)

  • The Scrollery has two new items you can use against your opponents in the Battledome!

  • Brr! Watch out for that snow. Goah's winter-themed lookup has won User Lookup of the Week!

  • Come check out aymmee's Gallery Spotlight winning gallery, "Lovely Llamas"!

  • Yippee! Krawks can now be painted Ghost and Darigan at the Petpet Puddle!

  • We know Dragona's Caption Contest image has made you speechless, but surely you can think up something to go along with it? :D

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Hover Bed. 952 people guessed correctly, earning them 2,101 NP each.

  • The Art Gallery is full of brand new images for you to look at! :)

  • Now you can look pretty in pink with the brand new Ultra Pink Battledome Claw. With this claw equipped to your Neopet in the Battledome, you will be able to "grab" one exclusive pink-themed NC item from your 1-Player challenger. Fight on! ;)

8th January - Gnorbu Shearing Day

  • Happy Gnorbu Day! Gnorbu can now select Darigan or Strawberry as their colour of choice at the Rainbow Pool.

  • This week's brand new Story Telling beginning was written by rock_star_megs.

    "I'm not having any luck with the fishing today, either. Let me just reel in my line..." Hayden started, pausing as he felt added weight. "Hey, I think I've caught something!"

    Artemis watched in disbelief as Hayden's line came up with his hook caught in the cork lid of a small bottle...

  • There are two new Gnorbu inspired instruments up for sale at the Neopian Music Shop.

  • Luvfor the Gnorbu has won the Pet Spotlight this week!

  • Congratulations go out to Frederyc and Kaizumai! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • Cap'n Threelegs is offering free training to Gnorbu who visit him on Gnorbu Day!

  • There is a delightful collection of Gnorbu-themed images up for view at the Art Gallery today. :)

  • The Poems page has been updated with such works as 'Shyanna The Plushie Maker' and 'Midnight On Gnorbu Day'!

  • Sheared Gnorbu should look for some new outfits to wear at the Clothing Shop.!







    Ah, much better!

  • Looking for a lucky new year? This Wednesday, January 9th, is your last chance to get the latest MME (Mysterious Morphing Experiment)! What kind of fortune will unfold with the Snorkle Bank of Prosperity? Better hurry over to the NC Mall to get this multi-stage MME if you want to find out! :)

    Also, just a reminder. January 8th is your last chance to get $20 off the yearly Premium Membership!

 
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