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6th and 7th September - ANGRY PICNIC DAYYY

  • You're having a nice time at your picnic, when suddenly, all the food starts to revolt. RGRGHGHRHH!! It's ANGRY PICNIC DAY... at the Spooky Food Shop.

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite. You can also take a look at the three winners of the last round! Congratulations to Rafij, Liki, and Fini!

  • If your food is too angry to eat, you will have to turn to your Petpets. Conveniently, the Petpet Lab Ray could zap them into tasty morsels for you!

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Bread and Butter and The Gallery Keeper.

  • Angry meatloaf! Wrathful sausages! No Neopian is safe at the Spooky Food Shop.

  • If you don't like eating Petpets, you can send a scary Cirrus to any picnic that serves them for dinner.

  • The Fall Shop is now open! Start your fall shopping today with the new Autumn Market Background to leave you feeling golden. Make way for autumn!

5th September

  • Attention Premium Members! It looks like the Dailies bar at the bottom of the page has been updated. Now you can add new dailies such as Kiko Pop and The Coincidence, among others. Come check it out!

  • Kauvara's Magic Shop has two new morphing potions for sale. Take a sip and you might just get carried to another dimension!

  • The Poems page has been updated with new titles such as 'Random Avatars: #thestruggle' and 'An Ode To Patapult'.

  • Welcome to rowena_27's Neohomes Spotlight winning 'Central Paradise'!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Peanut Butter Kiko Fudge. 634 people guessed correctly, earning them 3,155 NP each.

  • Don't forget to visit the Art Gallery to view all the new images that are up for you to admire!

  • Fakih the Christmas Niptor has won the Petpet Spotlight this week!

  • How dreamy! A new capsule from the Dreams and Nightmares Mystery Capsule Adventure has arrived. We hear this capsule will show you a new side of Wonderclaw! To continue your Neopets dream, be sure to check out the Dream Lands Mystery Capsule before it's gone this Sunday, September 7th. Visit the NC Mall!

4th September

  • Fancy a swim in Kiko Lake? How about a chance at a new daily? :) Step right up to Kiko Pop! Choose a difficulty and throw your dart. If you hit a balloon, you will receive a prize. Come try out your skills!

  • Two new jellies seem to have turned up out of the blue. Where could these jellies have come from?

  • Lightfpower has won the Site Spotlight this week for 'More than just the Basic Trophies'!

  • Go 'Back The Way You Came' to win jack_white_7's Kreludor Cave Of The Week!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Black Moltenore. Well done Adia, Brimstone, Chatzilla, Darkness, and all the others.

  • We heard Glubgar is an expert at Volcano Run II. Do you think he could be Better Than You?

3rd September

  • If you are in need of something new to read, why not stop by the Magical Bookshop? We heard they have two new books for sale. :)

  • There is a new page of Poems with titles such as 'Creepy Little Larnikins' and 'Morning At Molten Morsels'.

  • The User Lookup of the Week is Key Quest themed and belongs to keepbleedin!

  • This week's brand new Story Telling beginning was submitted by dr_tomoe.

    "Breaking into palaces and castles is our thing! These guys are cramping our style!"

    "You know what we need to do, right?" Meerouladen said. "We need to show those groups that they're just amateurs, and the best way to do that is with the biggest job of all!"...

  • Congratulations go out to Odinna and Avlar! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Pile of Dung Stamp. 220 people guessed correctly, earning them 9,091 NP each.

  • It looks like it's teatime on the Neopian high seas in today's Caption Contest image.

  • This week's Gallery Spotlight winner is shroomerygal for the Shroomery!

  • The Art Gallery is full of fun new images for you to admire. Come take a look!

  • Milorf the Grundo has won the Pet Spotlight this week!

  • The all-new NC Collection is here! Do you think you'll have what it takes to be Miss Neopia? Try your luck with the first collectible in the series, Nabile's Collectors Dress! Available for the month of September. Visit the NC Mall!

 
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