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Ink: Inversion - Part 5

You don't understand, he has to be stopped! I have to stop him.

by june_scarlet
Blossoms~ Games Night Part 5

Don't tell me it's my tears next.

by twillieblossom
Negg Hunt Shenanigans

let the games begin

Also by dianalovee

by grimlane

Chia Adventures: Spring!

Spring is finally here!

by fruitbananas
Who am I, edition #3

Edition 3 of the neopia quiz, can you guess who I am?.....

by gleenut
The Mocking Grarrl

For anyone who shop stocks with the Super Shop Wiz :)

by asparagushead
uuuunbelieeeevableeee

is that so??

by _gizmo_stern_
Sketchy - Trophy Physics

It's a balancing act!

by lennifer_jennifer2
Not All Weewoos work at the Neopian Times!

When people assume your job........Written by: kaizen_boi and Art by: iggy___koopa

by kaizen_boi
So sad, To Kad...

today is the day...wait

by marsbarss
Sloth's Littlest Fan

hewwoo...

by fairy_350
 
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"How a Clompkin found his patch" by super_star12001
It’s difficult being a Clompkin in a field of pumpkins sometimes. It’s not that Jack hates living and working in a pumpkin patch – far from it in fact. It’s undeniable however, that life would be a whole lot easier if he did not blend into the surroundings of his workplace so much. It’s bad enough that some of the other petpets at the pumpkin patch find it hard to differentiate him from the actual pumpkins that they were meant to pick. And that’s not even as bad as the traumatic experience that occurs every Halloween at the pumpkin patch. Jack still shudders at the memory of all those baby neopets and petpets grabbing at him, mistakenly thinking that he is a pumpkin. Sometimes Jack isn’t sure that winning games of hide and seek is worth the hassle of constantly being mistaken for a pumpkin. It’s not like he even looks that much like a pumpkin anyway! Sure his head is orange and shaped like a pumpkin but he is much better looking. Not to mention that he has legs and a face and is very capable of moving on his own thank you very much. Jack does not see the resemblance at all. “Oh woe the life of a Clompkin who works in a pumpkin patch - what a terrible life it can be,” Jack sighed as he leaned against a cart. “What’s the matter Jack?” Jack looked up to see Dimitris, or Tris as he told everyone to call him, the owner of the pumpkin patch, towering over him.




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How a Clompkin found his patch
It’s difficult being a Clompkin in a field of pumpkins sometimes.

by super_star12001

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Laugh Please!
Marna the Grarrl loved her position as court cook for the mostly grumpy King Skarl, but something was wrong of late. The King had not laughed for some time and was becoming more and more grumpy by the day if that was possible and the poor Meridell cleaners were being overworked with their more and more frequent trips to the Rubbish Dump.

by myownworld09

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Plumpy's Guide to the Petpetsitter
Hello Neofriends! If I haven’t introduced myself so far, let me just say that you can call me “Tiny Kitty”, and I’m one of the best petpets your precious neopoints can buy: a Plumpy. Won’t you trust me when I tell you that I’m really a 28lb ball of fluff? No pampering needed, just bacon.

Also by Quigglypook

by pandacat838


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Neofriends 101
Jump over to the boards and you will find a host of topics ranging from “Whoa, just logged on after 12 years! Anyone around?”

by thebiscuitbunch

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Shadow Play:Part Seven
Terra and her family ate breakfast in their suite the next morning. They’d stocked the kitchen with groceries, for days when they didn’t feel like mingling in the cafeteria, and today was one of those days.

by cosmicfire918

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Isolde and the Faerie Statue:Part Four
She told them everything. About the dreams, the statue by the house; the feeling that she couldn’t move her body when she awoke from her nightmares; about the fire, the huge pillars of fire; and the strange pink fog all over Faerieland in her dreams.

also written by anachronisms

by tsiegred




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