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Little Grey Bori

Little Grey Bori loses his owner.

by heysarahkate
Standing Out and Fitting In

It was early morning in Terror Mountain, and snow was falling, as it so often did. It coated the already snow-covered landscape in a thicker white cloak, obscuring the view of anything else in sight.

by cruthmac
A New Addition

This is a story based on my growng new Neopet family

by fantasy_star541
 
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The Fastest Way To Lose Your Money!



We all work hard here on Neopets, whether it is by spending day and night restocking or running out fingers raw playing flash game after flash game. It seems like almost everyone is on a quest to get rich, and to get rich quick, but what can you even do when you have it all? When you have a bank account full of millions upon millions, or you have invested those millions into rare items that are just growing in value by the day? Buying items is not a waste of money, specifically items that are never destroyed. For instance, buying most Battledome weapons can be seen as an investment, a way of making MORE money. You can just sell it later, possibly breaking even, or if you are lucky making even more. So how do you get rid of money, exactly? What? You are shocked about that? We live our Neo-lives tied to our Neopoints, slaving away to earn as many as we can and enjoying it along the way, but what is the point of having money if you never spend it!?



Other Stories


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How to be a millionaire without restocking
For people with no patience or skill — to restock, but who can’t just sit and wait the bank to give profit, I’ll share my experience as a reseller and show your possible best path.

by lynx_malin

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Random Events That Are Subtly Horrific...
"Ohhh, how cute. It seems one of your Petpets has got a Petpetpet in it's mouth. Wait a minute, that's just a leg!"

by indulgences

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Elaine's Expedition:Part Five
A stone door twice her height loomed ahead of her, cracked and weathered from centuries of aging. Elaine gulped, peering up at the symbols carved into its rough surface.

Also by afsheen_27

by milkshakes004


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Tales of the Plot: Lost Desert Plot
"Are ya done yet, Pepper?"

by triarthrus_eatoni

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Kacheek Seek in Meridell
What happened? Aww

Also by lukinhas2007

by 01_batatinha_01


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Just keep scratching...
It never hurts to ask!

by speeedway



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