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Spyders, Seafoam, and Slow Rainy Days

There were muffled voices in a room far down the hall. Rain droned on the roof and the room was a bit too warm. The afternoon was flat grey and time was in no hurry to pass.

by rrooaarrrr

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"Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four" by trishabeakens
"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica." Nera, who was sitting on the floor with her hands over her ears, begged the shadow draik who she learned was named Dave Dave had played the instrument for what felt like hours. The more he played, the worse he seemed to get. Nera tried ignoring it, but after so long it had become annoying. Being rude to the guy was something Nera didn’t want to do, but again, the sound was incredibly annoying. She could only take so much at the moment. The Draik stopped, and smiled. "I’m only trying to make light of a dark situation." He laughed, slapping his knee at his small joke. Nera groaned, putting her arms over her knees and resting her head down. On top of being tortured by that awful noise, Nera still hadn’t found a way out of the dark and dusty dungeon. She never came down here so she didn’t know the room’s layout all that well. And..Rasputin most likely has taken over the kingdom by now. Nera worried for the kind residents of Altador, and for all of Neopia. The mutant ixi may just decide to conquer the entire world. And it was all her fault.

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Guide to Planting Neopian Flowers
April showers bring May flowers! We have already suffered through last month’s rain (although if you ask any Koi, they’ll say it was quite pleasant, actually), and now is the time to reap the beautiful rewards.

Written in collaboration with sunshine482

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The Witch's Cookbook:Part Two
“Hold this for a minute, would you?”

by brilliantgrey

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Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four
"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica."

by trishabeakens

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Recycled Jokes
fashion over comfort.

by iskii

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When You're Bad at Kass Basher
Can you just not..please...thanks...

by snikkeler_doodle

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