| Sanity is forbidden |
Circulation: 105,101,325 |
Issue: 206 | 2nd day of Gathering, Y7 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"If anything happens, I'm gonna need to you to jump in front of me and sacrifice yourself, okay?"
A Lot of Interest
Ever wonder where that money-grubbing, bank-managing Skeith earns all those extra Neopoints to pay everyone daily interest? Well, right here, right now, it is time for him to be exposed. There are many theories... |
Take Your Time
I've seen a lot of Time Tunnel guides that show you how to challenge the clock. Rushing through without thinking all that much. Well, this one is different. This one shows you that slow and steady wins the race... |
 | Smart Battling
Intelligence and speed aren't really what most would think of training up for battle, well, Brightvale Armoury, a.k.a. BA, is slowly changing the fact that most pets rely on their brawns to do their bidding... |
| Other Stories |
"Houston, We Have a Problem" by playmobil_is_my_life
"Your permission to come aboard, Captain?" Wiseguy the glowing Wocky looked at who was in the doorway of the spaceship. It was only Tweetie, his younger brother and fellow astronaut. Wiseguy nodded gravely and answered, "Permission granted." |
"Benny the Blade" by christinetran
It was another cold and clammy night upon the drenched and obscure shores of Krawk Island. Thick, murky waves crashed against the steep, gray cliffs, and the sky was covered in black clouds. Heavy wind screamed tirelessly from all directions as it threw itself against the wooden hulls of docked ships... |
"Her Piece of the Sky" by larenbeka
She smiled gently and her jade eyes glazed over happily. She thought of her owner, Kati, and her wonderful cookies, the way she smiled when she was excited, how she surprised her every once in a while, and the brilliant times they had together. She was an only pet and she was content to the brim... |
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 | Scrambling for Scamanders?
This week's issue is brought to you by: Scamander Swarm |
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Great stories!
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 Changing Stan
Stan woke up every day at the exact same time, when the
sun's rays barely came through the small window next to his bed. The white Hissi
would slink out of it every morning and glance around his room; a small enclosed
space with blank white walls...
by springsteen0991 |
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 How to Impress King Hagan with Your Knowledge
All he asks
is a bit of knowledge for you to come into his throne room. After all, the king
of Brightvale learns something new every day from the Neopets that look uneducated,
but are intelligent in the inside. Are you up to the challenge?
by king_kino |
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 The Toilet Repair Man
Frank sat back down at the kitchen table as
he opened the neomail. It was sealed tightly and he finally ripped it open angrily.
Extremely frustrated, he began to read the neomail...
by sweetie_me274 |
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