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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You may not become a knight on the outside, but you can still become a knight on the inside, as long as your cause is good and your heart is pure."


Behind the Lever



Then, without any sort of warning, a mechanical hand erupts out from behind this lever, reaches deep into your pocket, and retrieves 100 NP, leaving you in disbelief, feeling absolutely violated. Still, even though this mechanical contraption just stole your hard earned cash, you pull it again...

Where Are They Now?



But a couple months later, when the war has ended or the puzzle has been solved, then what do the Neopets do? Where do they go? Through careful research and discreet following (which is clearly different than stalking), these probing questions now have answers. The truth shall be revealed...

What You Need to Know


While the Gnorbu has spots, the Ogrin has stripes, but that is basically all of the difference, isn't it? A different hair (or fur) cut and straighter, furrier ears for the Ogrin, and floppy, short-haired ears for the Gnorbu... What does this all mean, really? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS! CONSPIRACY!!

Other Stories
"Wussy Pirates?!" by timber_wolf_789
And so the two set off, with the boat's lacy sail flapping gently in the wind. The two Acaras laughed and talked and played while enjoying the beautiful scenery surrounding them. But after an hour or so of smooth sailing... "Look!" shouted Twinkles suddenly, nudging Fluffy. "A pirate ship!"

"What Goes Around Comes Around... Punk" by imaqtpie398
As she approached the counter, she was silently going over what to say. Excuse me, ma'am. I really want that Icklesaur over there, but I'm one neopoint short. Could you make an exception, please? Excuse me, ma'am. I'm one neopoint short to buy that Icklesaur. Can we haggle?

"All for a Freebie" by kushbi
After a filling lunch of cheese omelette, she had trekked to the lost city for a workout. The deserted tomb was not at all empty, with many others scouring the ruins for freebies. Amidst the occasional scream and monstrous roar, she spotted a vase with a simple red trimming. It was perfect for her neohome...


No Rest for the Wicked


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Neo Nip
Ooh shiny! =o

by loreij

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Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Nine
Gilly turned from the fire and a kettle of what they hoped was soup and raised an eyebrow. "And just what would Edna want with the Sword of Skardsen?"

Also by schefflera

by ikkin_with_attitude


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Addiction
Ze robot humor. Worship it!

by respects

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Ogrin and Gnorbu: Innocent Migration or Conspiracy?!
Two new pets... Within seven to eight days of each other... Looking similar... Has anyone really noticed how quickly these two new neopets have come together?

by enji_musha

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A Menacing Machine: the Unlikely Suspects Behind It
No one who has pulled the Lever of Doom would suspect these Neopians of creating such a menace...

by mike2003ekim



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