Sanity is forbidden Circulation: 142,067,714 Issue: 297 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y9
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Quote of the Week


Invisible pets had the most extreme redraws.


Tournament Troubles



To the displeasure of everyone involved—players and fans alike—the opening match on Tuesday, the fifth of Relaxing, was delayed due to a missing slip of paperwork issued by the Petpet Protection League (PPL) that the Altador Cup Committee (ACC) had to sign to show that all Yooyus participating...

Dasher Soley Speaks



The team captain is "Dasher" Soley. Then playing goalkeeper we have Garven Hale. Left forward is Ealyn Hawkshanks. Right defender is Nitri Cassale, and left defender is Zayle Sufhaux. They all sport their red, black, and grey uniforms proudly. I recently had the honour of meeting this team, and...

Have a Blast in Snow Wars 2


Your first building round should be used to make your basic fort around your snowmen. Now, there is a technique to this. Don't take your time to position the snow perfectly; just keep clicking around the snowmen in a relatively big square. The pieces do not have to be perfectly placed so they are all pretty and neat. Don't waste time...

Other Stories
"The Color of Hope" by kirsche474
Speaking of pet types... it was time to go adopt her dream pet! She was about to walk out the door, but she stopped, her hand inches from the door handle. Was she really ready to go out there and make a first impression on a pet that would stay with her for all time?

"The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo" by tambourine_chimp
The Blumaroo blinked profusely and looked around him as if for the first time. "I wondered why no one was gathered to watch me... thought they might have gone..."

"Cup Crazy" by funsunny
A blue Techo wearing a Darigan Citadel shirt was trying to jump the 10-foot fence that surrounded the stadium. "Five thousand neopoints for one seat," the Techo murmured to himself furiously. "No sir, this Techo won't pay that much!" He was halfway up the fence when he saw...


Totally Awesome and Completely


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Great stories!


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How Soup Saved Neopia: Part Two
Gargarox uttered a muffled groan and opened his eyes. He suddenly realized his head had been resting on a piece of Scrambled Eggplant while he slept...

by tessie_doodle_

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Coco and Friends - Annoying Fyora
Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the laser vision.

by parisianprincess

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The New Player
The backstory of how Jair Tollet got to be on Roo Island's team...

by dgj377

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Fire and Air
The slender air faerie ducked just in time, unfortunately. Unfortunatelier, the fireball continued forward with no intention of stopping...

by lightninglover34

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The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber
Some people should never go into the advertising business.

by beachnut14



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