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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


He was Loom of Ceiling Land, he explored and lived in the world of the upside down, and no Slorg was going to ruin it for him.


Saving Neopia



Escape to Kreludor is a fantastic game in which 3,000 neopoints can be easily made each day in a relatively small amount of time. The principle of the game is simple: survival. You play Gorix and Cylara, two Neopians who just barely escaped the wrath of Sloth and are fleeing the Virtupets Space Station in order to survive. Furious at their escape, and not easily deterred, Sloth has dispatched Virtupets fighters to put an end to...

Jetsam Day: Prepared?



Jetsam have long been seen as the fierce fighters and unfriendly of Maraqua (just look at that pet picture: their fins are up and ready for a fight!), but they have been rather scarce since they became limited edition way back on the 17th Day of Hunting in Year 3 (May 17, 2001). However, every 16th Day of Collecting, a few lucky people are able to snatch up of few of these predators of the sea to add to their collection. But, what is the true...

Faerieland Employment Agency


Well, I assume you are reading this article because you want to learn more about the Faerieland Employment Agency. Basically, this job distribution center, located in Faerieland, is a place that has a list of many jobs for your neopet to do! For example, one job might say, "Find 4 Neocheckers Board Game in 35 minutes. Base Reward: 3,500 neopoints..."

Other Stories
"What Are Hot Dogs Made Of?" by khirstal123
"What is this?" Morrissey asked rhetorically in exasperation, picking at the plate of meat his cousin had shoved at him. The school kitchens didn't have any vegetarian choice at all that day and he was quite hungry but under no circumstances would he be eating this...

"Just a Dream" by nutz4animals
Petey the Slorg knew that the sight of him made most people feel sick. But that wasn't his fault, was it? It didn't seem fair that the only petpets that ever got homes were the cute, adorable ones from places like Faerieland or the Lost Desert. Each and every day, Petey would watch another lucky petpet...

"Asparagus and Arguments" by jubub33
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Tourists. Who was the idiot who decided we should let all of Neopia..."


Danger, Excitement, And A Chance To Save The World!


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Great stories!


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The Traitor: Part Six
"That is of no concern to me," said Lockwood impatiently. "I have no interest in escaping."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Scars: Corruption
"Here's where I think it started. See, heroes don't morph into traitorous villains overnight..."

by cpmtiger

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Dinner
Sometime you just don't want to know.

by skrol

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5 Steps to Dominating Neopia
Excellent. You are now my apprentice. I shall call you Bob.

by cloudpuffpuff

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Paraphrenalia
Not a wise choice for a kitchen.

by hidden_sapphire



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