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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Well, sure, the air is suffocating and the shopkeepers are rude and I think that little urchin wants to pick my pockets clean, but I'm sure there are some good points about Krawk Island. None come to mind just now, though...."


Altador Cup Preview



Here we are again; Altador Cup VI is a little over a month away and Yooyuball fans the world over are gearing up for the biggest sporting event of the year. Roster changes have yet to be announced, but the buzz has already started for some of last year's top teams. Let's break down the competition. Considered a potential sleeper pick last year, LD's Yooyuball team had somewhat mixed results in the second half of the tournament, but...

Koi Day Vacations



It's that most excellent time of year: Koi Day! And I'm sure all of you Koi owners have lots of exciting plans for what to do with your Koi, right? What's that? You have lots of ideas, but they all fall through because Koi are aquatic creatures who can't do anything in the lands of Neopia except flop around like, well, a fish out of water? Gosh, that is a pickle. Luckily for you, Puufuu, Travel Agent Extraordinaire, is here to help...

NT Discussion: The Altador Cup


Even though the tournament has not arrived in Neopia yet, Altador Cup fever has, as we are seeing Neopians all around the world bringing out their various signs and banners on the team that they support, while at the same time creating some intense rivalry between their family, friends, and coworkers. With me today to discuss the upcoming tournament and what happened last year is one of the voices of the official Altador Cup Commentary, Augustus the Disco Ixi. Welcome to the Neopian Times...

Other Stories
"Preseason" by tplanford
I pause at the arch that marks the entrance to the Colosseum, gazing up at the massive, ancient structure and putting a hand against the age-bleached stone, which is cool to the touch. Here I linger for a hesitant moment, casting around to ensure that I am alone. Colorful memories beckon from the Colosseum’s shadowy depths, and I follow their orders at last, stepping lightly over the threshold...

"Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse" by btcomsa12
All was still beneath the sea. Nighttime had begun to set in and the sun was barely visible on the horizon. The water began to stir as a young Acara, perhaps in her twenties, stumbled through the mess of kelp waving delicately on the sea floor. Her tentacles worked in harmony, climbing over rocks and sand with her eggshell white dress flowing as she went. As her bonnet began to slip...

"Memories of Natasha" by wildtail_4998
Those days had been the best, when Stacy had owned both him and Natasha, and their life was just a game. Then Natasha decided to get a job, since their good friend, a red Scorchio, had been working hard at the Neopian Gift Shop. The Bori sighed. He had suggested applying for a job at a petpet shop, and the only one that was hiring was Wintery Petpets. And just like that, Natasha was gone...


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The Off Season: Passing
Fine dining does not work that way!

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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Chicken
"Hi, Casy," Pog said sleepily. "What's going on?"

"Get up. Come on," Casy said with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. "We're going on an adventure."

by goddess2020


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The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Sugar
Team Roo Island + sugar = a crazy adventure!

by chimp_chicken_fish

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TouShoy!
You've all been there and done that. Don't deny it.

by littlepuffypuff

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Worlds Apart: Part Nine
"It's time this story was told..."

by tanikagillam



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