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Issue: 562 | 14th day of Gathering, Y14 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"If you aren't the banana salesman," she says, anger in her bright, green eyes, "you have five seconds to scram before I turn you into a stink beetle. Five—"
Best Chocolate Items
Don't you love chocolate? I certainly do. I don't understand chocolate-haters. No offence. If I see any kind of chocolate I just... have to eat it. Sound familiar? So in honor of the most delicious food that ever existed over the world of Neopia, I've gathered the top 10 chocolate items that will sure get your mouth watering, chocolate lover or not... |
Your Own Chocolate Ball
Another year has come and gone, and that elusive Chocolate Ball invite must have gotten lost in the mail again! Really, you'd think that any Kiko with such a well-trimmed goatee would be able to handle things like that. Well, who made him the boss of chocolate-themed parties? We'll show him. This year, you and I are going to throw our own... |
 | A Zombie's Guide to Chocolate
Over the hundred odd years of my existence, I have noticed many zombies and ghost Neopians believe chocolate doesn't really appeal to them. It's too sweet. The chocolate shapes are too cute. The colours too cheerful. But truth is, they probably haven't found the right type of chocolates. So I've made up my mind to put together some suggestions of the more exotic chocolate varieties that would make any undead's mouth drool... |
| Other Stories |
"Chocolate for the Chocolate Ball" by dr_tomoe
"Congratulations! This is your official invitation to the Year 14 annual Chocolate Ball! You and a guest will get to experience the finest chocolates Neopia has to offer! Be sure to look and dress your best!" Leonard's eyes went wide as he was reading that invitation. At last! He had been trying to get invited to the Chocolate Ball... |
"Curtain. Release" by shadyy15
Eyes of fire. Muscles of steel. Elegant poise. A loose strand of hair tickles my neck. Mustn't flinch. Deep breath. I await the first notes with trepidation. My palms sweaty, my eyes on the floor, my arms resting lightly on the fabric of my skirt, my feet trapped in their pointes. I can hear the ragged quality of my breathing and feel a tremor in my right leg.... |
"Tales From Elysian Fields: The Demon Drink" by bug0704
Meet Myrvin Mynci: shy, quiet, and at the moment, very nervous. He lives an average life at 1123 Coconut Road, Mystery Island. Myrvin does not live there for the coastal waters or for the volleyball — no, not at all. He is a door-to-door salesman of Mynci Banana Imports, and therefore must live very close to the warehouse... |
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 A Zombie's Guide to Chocolate
Over the hundred odd years of my existence, I have noticed many zombies and ghost Neopians believe chocolate doesn't really appeal to them. It's too sweet. The chocolate shapes are too cute...
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 Saving Raiders Academy
Raiders Academy was large and decaying with ruins taken from the depths of Maraqua for historical purposes, but Pleo always thought it was more hazardous than it was aesthetic.
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