Perhaps you just tend to purchase losing lottery tickets, find yourself constantly passed over by the Wishing Well or just watch in envy as everyone around you excitedly shares their latest random event. No matter what particular scenario you are finding yourself in (or maybe it is all of the above), you know that there is just one thing to do... blame your bad luck. So maybe you're not as lucky as you want to be, but don't worry- there are ways that you can improve your bad luck so things start looking your way...

It is easy, in these busy, fast-paced modern times, to simply feed our pets the latest free slice of omelette and hurry off to do our dailies, play our games, restock, etcetera etcetera. But your pets and you, yourself, are missing out on one of the most wonderful aspects of Neopia--fine dining. Admittedly, Neopian food has its grosser aspects. But one who has never tasted a truly delectable Neopian meal is missing out on so much! The splendor of a gourmet meal is not to be missed. You could travel Neopia...

Not all of these sandwiches are listed are 'gross' but simply looking at them makes you want to scream to the almighty Neopets Team to update their description to "nausea-inducing'. I warn you and your pets, approach these items enclosed in bread (in most cases) with caution and some Flat-u-less Tablets if you're feeling risky...