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Issue: 153 | 16th day of Hiding, Y6 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"Give my regards to Branston!"
Brrrflp!
How many of you Neopets out there have spent a sleepless night trying to figure out what your Petpet meant when it squealed at you or hissed at you right before you tucked it in?
| Insomnia Got Ya?
Sleep is the one thing everyone needs. It relaxes and rejuvenates us... but according to some random poll, 45% of pets and their owners do not get the recommended eight hours of sleep!
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Vegetable Tabulation!!
It's the infamous sport. The game that tests your true knowledge of numbers. No, not that boring Maths Nightmare game (it's such a snooze-fest!), I'm talking about Potato Counting here!
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Other Stories | "I Like The Way You Groove!" by plushieowner
Get off my back, Ferny I am working as fast I can/ Least I don’t sleep on the job and have a low attention span.
| "Digging for Dubloons" by mimed
Dantes the Dragoyle, as he was called, sped up beside her and snorted in agreement, causing a puff of smoke to escape his dragon-like nostrils...
| "Five Neopian Crazies in King Skarl's Court" by fantasy_scifi
His cream-colored fur shined in the light of the midday sun, matching the polish of his golden wing protectors...
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Great stories!
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Birthday Banditry: Part Three
“Because, this seems mostly a public indoor robbery,” declared Hypoteny, “this
could be difficult, not to mention risky. This particular assignment also requires
climbing and quick thinking skills, so we suggest that Rainbowflash tackle this
job seeing that she specializes in those areas.”
by apollo_lunar |
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Eternal Spirit: Part Three
I felt as if my heart had begun to melt. I sighed and turned away from the
Eyrie, looking out into the lake that stood behind the castle. It was so beautiful,
so clear. The water shone, twinkled, and sparkled.
by erileen |
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