You know those screenies where a 30+ month old account is asking a "newbie" question, and the age and text are outlined in a dumbstruck red? How about the ones where some spammer is claiming to be a celebrity, but they can't even spell "their" name? Have you seen the screenies of overpriced items on the Trading Post that are all too common? Avoid these if you don't want your reader to fall asleep. Certainly, someone who has encountered Neopian screenies for the very first time could well find them amusing, but...

The meepits come in six colors. There are the simpler red, yellow, and blue corresponding to the machine, but there are also the more complicated orange, purple, and pink. Now, if you just want to play Meepit Juice Break, that's all you need to know, but if you REALLY want that avatar, stay tuned! Meepits are picky little creatures! They will drink anything, but they really love the juice that matches their own color. That is relatively easy when it comes to the red, yellow, and blue meepits, but the orange, purple, and pink can...

To begin, it should be stressed that there are two main fighting styles in two player battling (from the boost perspective). There are the offensive and defensive stances, and your choice will greatly (and should greatly) affect your training and weapon goals. The offensive style of battle will include more weapon variety, and when done effectively, will give you the powerhit you need to stun your opponent as you hone in for the kill. Lab rats are usually more suited for this style of battle due to...