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Pet Name: IronicExcitement About IronicExcitement: Hellooo. My name is IronicExcitement, the grey Yurble. I'm named that because anything good like "excitement" is ironic for me since I'm so sad-looking all of the time. Deep inside though, I'm not really sad. I just look that way for more attention. Shhhh, don't tell my owner this! You see, I have her wrapped around my pathetic little paw! My owner is soooo gullible, and it is all her own fault. It all started when she bought a lot of books for me. She must have spent a fortune buying so many books! I read them all with secret glee and learned all about how to handle MY pet… er, I mean owner. I learned how to be a demanding eater, so that she has to keep me full of wonderful food. I've become a very picky eater. I also look at her with these big sad eyes, sometimes dropping a tear or two, to convince her to buy codestones galore for me so that I can train everyday. Look at my stats! I'm legendary in every category, and still growing! Plus, I've whispered how happy I could be if I only had some very good weapons, and a few weeks and two million neopoints later, guess what I have? If you challenge me, may be you'll find out (hee, hee, hee). I have my eyes on some more very effective, but expensive weapons too. Just waiting for the right moment, such as Yurble Day!! My sad looks work well for me in the Battledome too. When I step into the dome, the opponent just chuckles and snorts. They think I am a joke for an opponent because it looks like I'm ready to cry at any moment, and sometimes I do, but only in the beginning to throw them off. They think that I will never be able to stand up to them much less attack anything larger than a petpetpet. Ha! Even Meuka fell for my charade, and he is certainly pathetic in his own right. I have to say though, that after getting covered in his snot, I hinted that a few merry-go-round rides were in order, and sure enough, I got to ride the pink Uni many times! I also have a very cool petpet. . . practically from the ice age! He is a Gruslen named Smilodon, which is the scientific name of the saber-toothed tiger. Now you ask, "How would you know such a thing?". Well, it all goes back to the many books I've read. I also picked out that name because it makes folks think of the word "smile, and Smilodon looks like he is smiling all of the time with that big furry mustache. His smiling face is the exact opposite of me so we make a great pair, even though he is really the moody one!
I do have one complaint about my petpet. He never lifts a paw in the Battledome. He just sits there and smiles the whole time.
I've about had it with that, and I plan to ask for a petpetpet to get him off his duff. May be if he had his own pet to look
after, he would see how much work I have to do to look after HIM, and then he would appreciate me the way he should, which is
the way EVERYONE should.
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