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Complete Guide to Writing Neopet Short Stories (Pt2)

This is the second part of my writing guide. The first part took you through the actual writing process, but we're not done yet.

by tj_wagner
How to Stop Yourself From Becoming a Trading Zombie

Are you really happy with the constant swapping of pets?

by super_star12001
A Game of Luck, Chance, and a Disembodied Hand

The petpets are not deposited in any pattern, any rhythm. Instead they are dropped in random directions that leave the gamer hoping they get a lucky break.

by huckaloogie1
Neopian Leaders: From Monarchy To Anarchy - A Study

I have compiled the following list of Neopian lands and their rulers.

by darkobsession
Kadding Your Way to an Avatar!

Do not feel the need to buy the expensive items.

by ayeitsgabby
Flash Game Avatars and How to Get Them

Read on and start collecting them today!

by flapjackpax
Picking the Perfect Petpet

You have to take a lot of factors into consideration before you buy your pet a petpet...

by sacred_w0lf
Spending Your Altador Cup Prize Points

The Prize Shop has a variety of prizes for you to choose from, and I understand you may need some help deciding.

by hereforgames14
Tips for a Safe Ixi Day

Please make sure to read your pamphlet!

by rainingzomutts
15 Things Your Kiko Will Appreciate

It's Kiko Day! Once again, we celebrate those bobbing balls with big hands and warm personalities.

by roversydneygirl
Sophie's Guide to Ixi Day

What does she recommend doing to celebrate the day dedicated to her species?

by amitybelle
 
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Everything was absolutely perfect. Honestly! In fact, most of my peers were intrigued with the fact that I had come from such a distant land. For once in my life, I could take a walk with someone without them humming the tune to "Missy Moo!" There was no more name calling, no more moos sent my way. Everything was absolutely perfect. Well—there was just one tiny thing: I was completely bored!




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