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The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets

Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet.

by daburro
Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper

Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!

by typerofdoom
The Vanishing Books

Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!??

by evilsierraassassin
Meepits of Doom!

All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

by pinkandprecious
What You Do or Don't Know About Stan

He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items.

by my2nyour2
Random Contest Fandom

Never the same contest twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week the contest changes...

by qbureau
Eggs or Neggs?

Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered...

by twiddl3d33
Random Contests We Hope to Not See

You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly

Which Flower Are You?

Here are a few different personality types, along with matching floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality?

by purplepassiony2k
The Many Uses of Plot - Altador

Since the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included...

by dark_goddess_rising
Kayla Lovers Unite!

Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop!

by ellen1117
 
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"Chaos" by kindheartedfairy
The rope dragged all of the glass items off the shelf, and I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed on contact with the solid wooden floor...




Other Stories


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A Bad Dream
"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup."

by anna_invincible

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The Phantom of 1000 Tombs
"I don't know if that means there would be treasure there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid...

by anjie

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The Path to Freedom: Part One
Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123

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The Orphan and the Beast: Part Two
“Leah, stop!” he whispered hoarsely, but the Wocky didn’t seem to notice him. She moved quietly forward as if in a daze, her footsteps soft and her eyes fixed upon the strange entity...

by sarahleeadvent

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Paint-a-Staff
If you get bored, buy a paint brush. XD

by linnipooh

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Unhinged
What? I see no 'Natural Talent'...

by sharkies



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