Short Stories

	A Day in the Life of a Health Nut "That's right, class! Today is National Neopian Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work day to see what their career is like." by lassie_nikki
	Broken Dreams I remember one time when it wasn't that way. When it was just me, just me and Mom… by aikomizu92
	Getting Rid of Zara Little frowned. "Momma, aren't you going to help me find Zara?" he asked... by broadwaybaby986
	A Bad Dream "Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup." by anna_invincible
	A Gift From the Doomed "We really don't have too much of a choice, ZuBuxu. The Ferryman's last boat ride of the week is tonight..." by xxnekoninjaxx
	My Friends, My Family, and Me You are probably wondering why I, a once beautiful red Acara, now dingy, unkempt, and dirt poor, am standing in line in the Soup Kitchen... by feliscata
	Chronicles of the Mahirmai Khan: Lost Lazily, Raghidmab debated whether it was worth the effort to walk down the hill to the creek for a drink. Thirst finally won over lethargy... by nimras23
	Chaos I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed on contact with the solid wooden floor... by kindheartedfairy
	Scaring Simohn Not every Halloween Blumaroo is good at scaring other neopets... by blumaroocrazy21
	The Phantom of 1000 Tombs "I don't know if that means there would be treasure there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid... by anjie
	The Downfall of Altador Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes... by wingsofblindlove
	The Star of Friendship Her purple faerie wings fluttered every once in a while, and her violet hair was only slightly disheveled. But this was only on the outside. Inside, the Faerie Queen was furious... by ezparanza

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The Vanishing Books
Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!??

by evilsierraassassin

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Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper
Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!

by typerofdoom

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Havering and the Temple of Horrors: Part Three
But Havering could feel the pain, he could see the pain, and he vowed then and there that he would cleanse these poor Neopians of their pain if it was the last thing he ever did.

by numbertwelve

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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part Six
"You should stay. There's nothing left for you in Maraqua. King Kelpbeard will never allow you back now that you've talked to us..."

by ewagon

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Sloth's Evil Master Plan
The truth has been revealed.

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by dark_exodia88

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Elderly Pets Gone Wild
Not even Uni Shampoo can help.

by wallaroo42

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