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Attack of the Slorgs - It's Never Too Late to Repel!

Slorgs fear NOTHING when it comes to attacking your fields of marrows and turnips – nothing. Not even your fierce glares and waving of the shovel at them! But fear not, for there is aid.

by twiddl3d33
Top-Ten Must Have Fashions for the Spring

What's hot this spring in Neopets fashion? Find out the top-ten must-have items of the season!

by super_star_08034
The Top Ten Shops for Restockers

All the top ten shops for restockers like you! Well, at least my opinion...

by neogirl4749
Spring Treats

I have only the most delectable, tempting, refreshing, and one of a kind choices for the PERFECT blow out Spring bash...

by avn48
The Neovian Gazetteer

A look at Neovia...

by purple_girl253
The Truth About the Talisman

Now, you may very well be thinking at this moment that you know all that there is to know about the Lutari Talisman. However...

Also by gliderames

by ethan_redshaw

How to Be a Rich Neopian Without Doing Anything

This guide is a little different. It explains how to be a passively rich Neopian. It is possible to break a million neopoints without playing games all day long. That's what we all want, isn't it?

by neesboy
The Question and Answer Guide to World Challenges

First, you choose a game (normally a game that you are good at) and you try to get the highest score you can possibly get...

by lcarlyle
Successful Beauty Contest Entries and Advertising

There are certain techniques you can use to make your Beauty Contest entry stand out apart from the rest, so people will be more willing to look at your pictures.

by mysticalhorsesguild
Paint Brush Polls: Island

In honor of this exciting time of year, Paint Brush Polls is bringing you the top ten Island fashions! With 49 Island looks currently available, the competition was pretty intense...

by kallykat_03
To Tile Or Not to Tile

Tiling is using any furniture item to cover an area, usually in some kind of design or pattern. While this commonly refers to flooring, you can use tiling to create other things...

by memermouse
 
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"We Elder Faeries seal you into the Cave of Choice. In the cave somewhere there is each element a faerie can possess. The elements may call to you in any way possible. Not all the elements will call you. Usually three to five call you. One is always the dark element. Once you touch an element, you become that faerie. Only then will you be able to escape the cave..."




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Frosted Wings
The cheery crackle of a fire was the first thing she heard as Blyzzarr regained consciousness. She opened her eyes and confirmed that there was indeed a fire blazing. Then she noticed that she wasn't alone...

by siennacat13

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On Gilded Wings
Kauvara gestured towards a shelf on the left, and the Tuskaninny replied with a "Thank you." The Kau watched as the girl stared in awe at the wonderful potions, inspecting their every detail with great caution...

by jayandcourtneyk

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Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part Two
As they left the shop, Trevor confronted Illusen. "Why are you trying to find a shampoo that doesn't exist?"

by ummagine3284

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The Shadows: Part One
I cannot write long for I have no more security in this world we call Neopia. Where you see light, I see only the shadows that taunt me. I am not safe. I am only writing as much as I can so I can help you understand, so that maybe all this can be stopped...

by jelleyfrosting

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Why Some Neopians Don't Make...
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by imogenweasley


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Under Drawn
Got any sandwiches?

by alaskawombat



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