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Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Neopups Snow Blumaroo: I'm alive? by coshi_dragonite
	Oh My Flying Faerie Cookies! Never trust faerie ovens. by wrongnamesorry
	A Luminous Situation! So... just how many Grarrls does it take? @_@; by marshallmathers_111
	Better Than a Draik Egg Believe it. by ooorianeoo
	Neopet Parties You Should Have Skipped! There are some parties in Neopia that you probably should have skipped. by loubie_04
	What so Ever Please don't eat me! by rubia_flame
	Sophie's Nightmare Sophie, great chemist, but physics? by explorer_253
	In the Shadows of Neopia Something that vaguely resembles the start of a plot...? Yeah. Probably. by morrigan_a_aensland
	Snowball Madness Training in the Battledome... Idea and Script by neowizard1287 by keitaro8982
	Unhinged Don't you even think about it! by sharkies
	Almost Insane: Unraveling Curiosity A Kougra's curiosity can be a very dangerous thing... by vehement
	Grundo: Sledding Aw, you're just a sissy. by aquarocket
	You Know Your Pet Is Smarter Than You When... Ahem. by pyrodragoness
	DOOMed Adventures The reason why DOOM does not have a petpetpet. by ladyash782
	The Tale-Tell Tails: The "Hole" Thing Digging up some pun. (Oh, that was just plain terrible!) by nezreeze
	Kadoatery Kaos #2 - The 1337-est of them all Binary has been fed! by twiddl3d33
	Don't Ask! It's just his hobby... not a plot quest. by snowcat737373
	Earn Your Stripes Pay attention in science, children. by yellowembers
	The Mind of Max roll by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neowned - "That's Cheating!" There's more than one way to get blessed by a faerie...! by neowner3
	Unpacking There's no harm in having some to spare. by ssjelitegirl
	Mr Snowman Small snowman... big mistake. by petfriendgirl
	Normal Abnormalitys #2: Blame It On Your Brother At least it wasn't like the Kadoatie incident last year... by comatose_slumber
	Just Sit A charmingly inappropriate Christmas gift... by katopia12
	Cloudy Issues That is why Cloud Jubjubs should not be in Terror Mountain at the Month of Celebrating... by correctoraline
	Decoration Difficulties Jouelle and Pearl attempt to put the star on the top of their tree... by lotrgirl88888
	Cobalt Grrrr. by twilight_wind_
	SHH!Comics Come to reason this fine season. by ravenatore
	The Neopals I'm giving you something as a token of our friendship. by roxanne_vergara99
	Christmas Chronicles #2 What do you want to get this Christmas? by liane_ly
	AsianPotato An amazing object! by princton_fan

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Perhaps you've been wondering when you would hear from me... it's been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self esteem raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this... "Ask Armin," how unoriginal can you get? Maybe "Someday Armin will take over the world so if you quit whining right now and be his friend instead he'll promote you to something above ‘insignificant fleck of matter'." Ahem, have I said too much?

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Watching the Sunset
Even though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...

by precious_katuch14

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Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain
In his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...

by animalnutz1993

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Toys Mania!!!!!
Why shouldn't users buy toys for their pets? This is toy central; if your pet is not having fun with its toy, then that means it is time to buy it a new one...

by mexico802

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Ask Armin

Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this...

by angelwater630

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Revisited: Part Three
"I'm going to go get some candles," the Kougra said, her voice getting quieter, as if she was walking away, "but I'll be back. No one move!..."

by puppy200010

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In This Together: Part Five
Once again, I was running away, from someone who loved me, someone who was worried for me, running away to save my brother, to avoid hurting others, and once again it was the most painful thing I could have done...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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