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Issue: 440 | 23rd day of Eating, Y12

Comics

	Islander Tails ~ TDMBGPOP Seriously, how long has it been lying there? Also by sethcrocodile by augiboo7
	Uni Ride Whee. Idea by lobstrosities by emokidd0
	Who Will Eat Who? YUM. by samyuli
	The Dangers Of The Soup Faerie Make sure one day when you are rich that you donate!!! Written by meercamaster_72 by kumobear_sirius
	Sun Hat There's more to this hat than meets the eye. by not_so_shorty_12
	Kiochi - Dangers of Dodgeball #1 The advantages of being ghost... by chibino
	Imiya's Even Worse Nightmare Sometimes a nightmare doesn't end just because you woke up. by neonbunny
	Pets for the Ethical Treatment of Petpets Something's biting me... by sunnyforecast
	Who's the Boss? Spaghetti by mhchristine
	100 Things That Just Might Happen You found a... by christina880723
	Convivial~! Yes. by lesrnheart
	Non-Descript He's not REALLY that grumpy... by mikibunny
	Why Phelps Can Never Place in the Beauty Contest "I don't think that is your trophy..." by geestelijk
	Brain Freeze Don't drink you slushies too fast, now. by maniac_road
	Uhm: We made it! WE MADE IT!... now what?... by leobart
	A Strawberry Story Yum! by smile_hurluberlue
	Slapdash: Smile! Sometimes it's as if emoticons are there just so you can abuse them. ^^ by inkweaver009
	The Continuing Adventures of Grammar It's cute that Rethnen has bright pink ears despite being a Mutant. by breloomy
	Riches to Rags I think I'll celebrate! by sarika_ambrielle
	Juan the Unluckiest Neopet: 2 Ye Olde Fishing Vortex by sailorini_1
	Ghoti Goatee It's Ghoti, not Goatee... by 22ginabelle
	Light House Life While visiting Meridell... by louishooper
	The White Weewoos stop at Kreludor Doesn't Kreludor know who the White Weewoos are? by monkeysrcomintogetu
	The Comic comic Color makes a comic more engaging. by caterait
	The Magma Worm Mine! by capn_scrac
	Hoopla: Believe Believe in yourself! by _pokemon12_63
	Bringing It Underwater Now I understand... by ayaka122
	Food for All- Dish #5 The Cheeseroller. by maiinoki
	World Domination: Bad For Your Sanity! ...this is waarning yooou... domination = baad... not dominating = good!... by 1992jk1995
	Mibblies They look KIND OF like Molten Rocks.... by sceloglaux
	AHH A SNAKE How a such a cranky Pet ended up with such a foolish petpet. by cabenson
	Dream or Neopoints? Didn't even give it a second thought. by roxanna203
	27781968 - #1: a-maze-ing solutions TOO FAR. by pizzamy
	Cybunny's BFF What a treat! by chinchy_rox72
	Famous -- Talk Show Edition What does Kari think about the Negg Festival? by arctic_wolf___

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