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Neopian Neophyte - Blurred Vision

Isn't that what glasses are for?

by leedom111
Muckla goes to school #4

Have to make bullies stop bullying you? Tell them about your eating habits.

by lovisa966
Money Trail 1/2

Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P~

by shamaela
On a Thin Line: Pet Sayings

Why don't you just paint me grey?!

by silvergullmon77
Melange

Things you should know about Usuls

by fressed
Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Ninth's Return Part 3

It's very dull around here.

Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__

Amikarashui #19

Closet Calamities Part 3

by bluecloud300
Erratic - Photoshoot

Robots don't show emotion? ... Huh.

by _fluffy_kitty_
The Roleplay Cafe

I want to read every book in Neopia! ...You know, except that one.

by purrfect_cookie
Surfin' The Pound

They need homes too :c

by tumblleweed
If You Took the Bandaid Off a Kiko...

Finally, the mystery is unraveled!

by qelato
Sanity LTD

Unimaginable horror awaits those who dare set foot upon Mystery Island's balmy shores.

by thunderlight314
Blah Blah

You'd be disappointed too.

by highwind20
Impetuousness! Pest Pestering Pest!

*pssst!*

by seventhsapphire
Sassi Comics: Free Soup

I'm sorry, but I can't serve you.

by seiya_from_ashes
Psychotic!

Ouch.

by bellepsyche
The Tale of the Wittle Grey Spyder

Spyders are busy catching petpetpets in their webs.

Art by vampirebunny18

by sarcasticdeath

Ventures #13

Operation T.R.E.K. Part 7. Given enough time, chaos always unfolds.

by neo_coaster363
Boochi Joins the Festivities

Welcome to the Negg Festival!

Also by l3lo0

by madamkambria

Edible Nonsense ~ A Grey Welcome

Petpets were harmed in the making of this comic.

by tic2tac
Doom and Misery

The awful, awful problems of life in Neopia...

by elinoo
The Strange Case of the Missing Pests

The Roo Island event has recently ended. During the month of Running, though, I noticed something was going on in my Habitarium.

by martia_elior
A PrePAWSterous Grey Day

Don't ever hug a grey neopet...

by pau_meow
The Grey Day Way

Grey Day already? Oh joy...

by naughty_naz
 
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The Way to Be Grey



To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...



Other Stories


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April Fools?
Sandra, an orange Kougra, glanced at her teenaged owner from the stairs, a concerned look in her icy blue eyes.

"Mom, is everything alright? Say something!"

Also by sparkles0788

by acorna12


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Darkest
She's not who you think.

by marthajill

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Take A Walk On The Grey Side
I'd like to address the stereotype that our bland appearances provoke in all manner of Neopians. People think that we're sad, that we like to be customised with dull, often uncomfortable backgrounds...

by gina_bunny

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How to Care for Your Menacing Purple Bug
As with all creatures, your tiny purple bug needs four basic things to survive: sleep, food, water and a plethora of Hanso-related items.

by coco_bella

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Things Best Remembered: Part Three
"You see," she continued, "The elements – earth, air, water, fire, darkness, and light – are forces of nature. This makes controlling them... difficult."

by chimie119

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Infinity: Part Seven
Flicker had the hope that if he ran far enough, he'd be able to find Papa and that maybe he could go with him after all. But after traveling all alone for some time, Flicker just wanted to find somebody.

by blueys45



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