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Issue: 591 | 19th day of Eating, Y15

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	MODERN WARF-AIR: The Rescue We don't get played enough for this. Also by spelt by l_like_animals
	KS: Faerie Appreciation Having butterfinger is a good thing, really! by semmy_genius
	Floofeh Just in case. by jupebox
	I Want Water Nom nom nom. by andy94174
	Neopian Anomaly Reason #23 as to why you should paint your Pteri a different color. by lizica166
	Eyrie Theory: Glamour You created them, but do you really know your neopet's taste? by _mayonaise
	The Derpnuggets Formally known as Star Gazers by neojedi11
	PetPet Tales: Fall of Florg! The Mutant Chia finally meets his match! by periodicage
	Cobrall Coffee #3 Is the table set? by akuroy_of_the_moon
	Welcome to the Library This is why there isn't a Neopian library... by ridingstar03
	Mud Coffee At least it tastes good? Idea by dr_tomoe by goron0000
	Ssscratchcard Sssurprise? Sssay it ain't ssso! Also by neoskulltula by ghostwitch007
	Blah Blah -Obelisk War Part Five- This is war... by highwind20
	Using the Awakened to Your Advantage Going to bed with no fuss Idea by bluelightening by muzikbox
	Oh, Plumpy! Plumpy finds some positive points in the war! by x_mystichorse_x
	The Last Resort Desutinee reports upon the final stands of the Tyrannian War! by naturestar88
	Jackrabbit? Really? MAHAHAHA!! by ckatjackrabbit
	Great Expectations I guess they don't call it EXTREME for nothing. by potterphileemily
	Black & White ...But it's raining outside... by kinalima
	The Meepit - Part 1 There's nothing suspicious about coffee shops. by x__broken_dreams
	How Nifty! Bacon plz. by kirimiso
	The Goofers The problem with homophones... by lintsuf
	Neoparenting Featering norringtonlover and Sassy! by dorket03
	Bath Time ... nevermind. by izziqueen
	Neopian Items: Sinister Skeith She never went near a Skeith ever again. by crymetothemoon
	How to: Whack-a-Kass New High Score! by taybabatool123
	Aww, I hate you, Reality Everyone is going to be jealous. by black_words
	Scapegoat It's hard being evil. by neo527539
	Mwizzify Something has happened! by usuki_kid
	Just Crazy Silly Benoro. Neopia is full of Shenanigans. by empoleon07
	Not Quite Accurate What's up? by cryptll
	Things Thieves Do When Kanrik Is Away Without orders they get bored. by glittergirl7000
	Lame Pun: Let The War Begin Nuts, Bolts, and Gutter Ball by blackaavar
	Fruit Basket #1 It's Cellblock; you're supposed to BLOCK. by havocandchaos
	Genius Knows Best: Surprise Gifting Unfortunately, owners don't appear to be trainable. by infantdaydream
	Random Oddness The real reason Hannah is on Kreludor. by mistyqee
	Pstories Yup, petpets eat your food! (No Icklesaurs were abused in the making of this comic.) by hoyunjoyce
	Negg Over Ice Did she mean to put that there? Also by deformation by actinia
	Count If Tyrannians can't count, how can they run the shops? by accuracyka
	The Zany Jelly: Limited Lutaris You gotta go fast. by adrian13_56

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"The Keepers" by kandeegrrl
A very peculiar Zafara answered the door. He was glowing - though Kendrick had always suspected that it was a result of his many hours in his lab, and had nothing to do with a paint brush - with unruly hair and wearing a lab coat and Wellington boots covered in some blue bubbly substance. "Little Kenny!" Uncle Arthur exclaimed...

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I guess the real battledome is my house.

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What About Trophies... For My Pet!?
Userlookup trophies are fine; time for the pets!

by x_mystichorse_x

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Architecture of Neopia: Maraqua
Maraqua is the only place in Neopia that produces Maractite – most commonly used in forging weaponry; it is also a key material in structural support, as it is a substance stronger than an iron girder.

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The Royal Reputation: Part Two
Someone pounded on my door the next morning, and I fully expected it to be Noliona. I was surprised when Mom's voice echoed through the wood.

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King of the Land of the Sun: Part One
The Darkest Faerie, once called Melanthe by those who knew her, stepped out of the middle of the flames in the dark space. "Why, hello, Altador."

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