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Sugar Squad: Leftovers

Don't mind the flies. Or the smell.

by newenglandquizzer
Guess the Character 6

Do you think you know everything about Neopia ? Time to find out !

by dtrg
The Shopping Trip

Shopping can't be all that bad!

by trishabeakens
Maybe... wait, huh?? (Part 4: Bretto Smells)

Are you sure about that? Also by oo0obretto0oo

by rivera_ice_princess
I need help

Oh my..

Also by georgea12345

by doug_henrique

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Part 2

You've got to speculate to accumulate, everyone knows that.

by paperjeans
Dailies Struggle

Pick on someone your own size!

by friend101253
Saving Neopoints

I guess I should read it... Also by neschulz

by sthephanie
Sweet Dreams Malum

Sleep is crucial...

Also by jen_121686

by glitterrpop

The Good Old Days

Times, they are a changing.

by kuroneko_kitty
Another Kau Pun

What do Kaus do in their free time?

by kennielee
The Tok Of The Town: Potion Commotion

Another malady for Malum....huehuehue

by moonlightfear
Comfort eating!

Perfect!

by hunnybunnie
How to Get into the Neopian Times!

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Also by sunshine482

by khanhm666

Unstuck #2: Sore Subject

Next question.

by rimonic
Happy Gadgadsbogen Festival!

Congratulations to all our amazing winners!

by sallyneko
Spot the Difference Edition #1

Can you find the 10 differences?

by not_sporty
Sharing Happiness

Sharing is caring!

by butterflybandage
Trophy Trouble

Make believe taken too far.

by applejuicerain
The first day of spring

Spring is in the air!

by frangypanny
 
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"Resurgence: Fiendish Formations" by opossumman
Professor Lambert studied the arcane map once more. A remarkable bit of magical technology, he thought. A map that would not only allow its reader to observe the entirety of the battlefield from afar, but also make them capable of issuing commands to their troops from it. Magically-based telepathic communication, if you will. And if he needed to give orders to a specific unit? Well, the map allowed him to zero in on them to speak with them directly. Professor Lambert was nearly salivating. A tactician of his caliber would benefit tremendously from this kind of treasure. And yet, despite its wondrous qualities, it wasn't one-of-a-kind. General Aethia, thankfully, had a small set of them, and distributed them to those she felt were most qualified to wield them. Lambert couldn't help but feel for Aethia. She had been running herself ragged throughout this arduous campaign, so to lighten the load for her would be an opportunity he would spring for. The Wraith were likely coming upon their final few waves, but sadly, their numbers were still plentiful, it seemed. This resurgence of Wraith had worried not only Lambert and the Seekers, but Neopia as a whole. The last time they'd appeared in such large numbers, the impact felt by the planet was immense. Nowadays it felt almost hard to believe that there had been a time when Faerieland called the sky its home. That made it even more imperative that Faerieland should be completely defended while the current situation is still being handled. Faerieland quite literally can't fall lower than it already has, and as a central source of magic and power for Neopia, it couldn't fall into the hands of the Wraith. "Testing, can all troops hear my voice?" asked Lambert, speaking in the map's general direction. A dissonant collection of various yes-es rang through the Gnorbu's ears. On the map before him, he saw not only the troops he commanded (the Seekers themselves, naturally), but also the surrounding area. The terrain, first and foremost, was a clearing. Woodlands surrounded the fighters, with a notable river running through the center. A small bridge was built across it, providing an excellent choke point for the fighters to seize. Listening in, Lambert didn't hear any wind. This could go smoothly after all, Lambert thought. "Archers, stay on the back lines. Those of you with melee weaponry, head for the bridge." "What about the cannon, sir?" asked Jacob, a brass goggle-clad Kacheek, and one of the many Seekers on the battlefield.




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Resurgence: Fiendish Formations
That made it even more imperative that Faerieland should be completely defended while the current situation is still being handled. Faerieland quite literally can't fall lower than it already has, and as a central source of magic and power for Neopia, it couldn't fall into the hands of the Wraith...

by opossumman

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Message the Grundo
Have you seen an intergalactic prince?

by hatsuomi

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Overcoming Writer’s Block
Every week, we are presented with a fresh new edition of The Neopian Times. It is an excellent compilation of many different articles, stories, comics, and more from the many great writers and artists from all over Neopia.

by randmar

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Warm You Up Gourmet Party
While most Neopians have been battling the fierce cold this season, we thought it would be a great time to gather up a list of the best gourmet foods to not only fill your bellies, but also to warm you up on the coldest night. So, settle in while we present to you our picks for the very best Warm You Up Gourmet Party!

Also by aimierre

by emberfusion


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The Aisha Twins: Part One
Those who have been exploring Neopia for many years have had their fair share of incidents with the Secret Laboratory Ray, and as much as they try to warn others of the dangers of this giant laser beam, curiosity gets the best of most people. The most recent disaster to strike? Milly and Lilly.

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11


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A Reunion in Meridell: Part Two
“Starting over from the simplest quest is enough punishment!”

by rocksysmom



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