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"A Humble Foot Soldier" by princessnath_95
Darkness. Darkness was all I saw. I remembered running around on errands for her Majesty. "The festival must be perfect." I kept hearing her voice repeating these words to me. Now everything was Chaos. Buildings destroyed, broken tree branches, my friends lying unconscious all around me... All I could hear was Aethia yelling, Taelia trying to calm her down, and Kaia mumbling some words under her breath. I got up, my vision was blurry, my head was throbbing, but I had to know what was going on. I walked through one of the main roads, stumbling due to all the debris. I find the Faerie Queen and hope she can give me an answer as to what just happened. "The wraiths", she said. "They've attacked us. Isabell, I'm afraid we are at war." "Oh no!" I couldn't believe my ears. Wraiths here in Faerieland! The place I've called home for so many years! We had worked so long to try to restore Faerieland to its former glory and now look what's happened. As I'm lost in thought, lamenting all that has occurred, I'm taken out of my daze by a strong voice powering through the air: "Fellow Neopians", the voice of Aethia rang with confidence. "We will not cower down and let ourselves be taken. We will not allow such behavior to go unpunished. We will show those wraiths who we are and we will rise up victorious in battle. They have started this war and we're going to end it!"

Other Stories

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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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Own Kind of Magic
“Icielle, pay attention!” She her mother call from the seats below. “You’re off-key!”

The young Aisha onstage muttered a quick apology, adjusted the grip on her violin, and started the measure again.

by amie_chan08

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3 Tips to Get Fit at Home (Without Training!)
Are you tired of the long trek to Krawk or Mystery Island? Sick of waiting hours in line just to be seen by a trainer for one class? Are your pockets empty because of exorbitant codestone prices that only seem to get more expensive? Well in today’s issue of the Neopian Times, we’ve teamed up with some of Neopia’s finest at-home fitness experts in order to show you AND your pets that fitness doesn’t need to cost an arm, leg, and hours of your time!

by gooberandbubs

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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?
We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?!

by ohsounicornly

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two
(Kanrik, 5:21am)

Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies

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Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.

by unfogging

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