Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 196,264,170

Issue: 902 | 29th day of Hunting, Y22

Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

The golden light of the tropical sun filtered in through the windows, beaming onto the blue Shoyru and kissing him awake. Nuttie gingerly rubbed his sleep-blurred eyes and blinked a few times to adjust to the rays of sunshine that illuminated his room. It was a lazy Sunday, but Nuttie had much bigger plans for the day. He quickly brushed his teeth and scrambled down to the kitchen, where Jamie -- Nuttie's owner -- had been cooking up a batch of delectable pancakes, leaving the aroma of butter and golden syrup lingering in the air.

-- starishblue

The Maraquan Lutari: An Interview with the Artist!

On Lutari Day of Year 22, the Maraquan Lutari was officially released. If you spent any time on the Neoboards that day, you’d already know that the design was met with massive public approval. Some users had the following to say about the Maraquan Lutari: “I love it! I think the design is amazing”; “My favourite new colour/species combo in a long time”; “I can’t wait to get one”; “Even though they’re a bit harder to customize...

Prettyful_me, my Kau, absolutely LOVES reading, so she and I spend a lot of time reading all kinds of books together. Over the years, we have read a LOT of books, so she and I decided to start reviewing them. With the Altador Cup coming up, we thought this would be the perfect time to put together a list of book recommendations about the beautiful land of Altador and the exciting athletic events of the Altador Cup...

Attention All Robots

Editor's Note: It has come to our attention that some of our robot readers feel alienated by some of our content. We at the Neopian Times would like to stress that we value all our readers, robotic or otherwise. For this reason, we would like to publish this message, which was submitted anonymously by one such robot. We are assured that it is a message of peace and love towards Neopets everywhere. 01000001 00100000 01010100 00100000 01010100 00100000 01000101 00100000 01001110 00100000 01010100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001111...

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