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	So You Want to Be In a Mall To start malling, you need... yes, right, a shop. And, I must say, a big one. There are two reasons for that. First... by nikitachi
	Mysteries of Neopia: Revealed What lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth... Also by propagated by aidan_hood
	Where Did All the Binkies Go? Maybe your friend has a spare one. She has a darling baby Mynci... by stnzhndmdn
	Nab the Job: A Guide to the Faerie Employment Agency Helpful hints and tips for every neopet trying to get a job from the FEA... by x_milkeh_x
	A Beginner's Guide to Owning an Edible Pet Pets are friends, not food! by kuraimerodi
	The Mystery Behind the Meteor No one knows where this foreign object came from- or at least, no one appears to know... by electrarules0302
	That Fantastic Flask! The Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water first appeared in Neopia some time ago, right around the time the fishing hole opened... Also by chivo by anjie
	The Origin of the Smoothie The legacy started several decades ago during a venture with a Tuskaninny named Wilson Shepard, Captain of the S.S. Neopia. During a routine sea voyage... by monkeylover45497
	Name Me, I'm Yours! What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption... by rainbow_daydreamer
	A Hero's Tips for Heroes to Be I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me... by elfwick
	Dress to Impress Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further! by confiserie

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"Monotonous Madness" by darkside_of_the_moon
"Umm... woohoo?" I replied, trying to sound enthusiastic for Darkside's benefit. She tries so hard to keep me and Staples happy, and I really appreciate it, but... she has a weird idea of fun, you know what I mean?

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Star Power: Part One
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