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Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7 |
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New Series
| The Search for Snowflake: Part OneBy now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average
type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times.
What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly
it is that Hawkins does there...
by buddy33774 | | The Rainbow and the Wind: Part OneShe'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel
a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was
cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."
by neo_star_queen | | BOOM!: Part One"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears
perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!"
by blubblub317 | | Mysterious Patchwork: Part OneJust as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment
of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed
a soft, stuffed pet...
by dark_goddess_rising | | Escape from the Space Station: Part OneMy life began on the Virtupets Space Station.
I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who
wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was
work to be done...
by sois_sage |
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Headlines "Serving the Sculptor" by twirlsncurls5 You must think me quite brave to dare call upon such a creepy home as this. I have but one explanation: the stomach of an orphan child fears no strange kitchen and their soaked fur strays from no shelter. Besides, I had figured this disregarded place to be abandoned...
Other Stories
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Serving the Sculptor To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would
be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy;
his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...
by twirlsncurls5 |
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Kyrii Day Cake As I said, today is an important day. It's Kyrii
Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the
morning...
by jen4ever4ree |
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Defence Techniques for Custard Pets But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye
and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new
coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it
cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!
by puppy200010 |
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