Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 103,901,843

Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Egad, Meepit They may seem rather harmless... by citadell
	Revenge of the Sludge This day had to come... by lovy_lisa
	Sanity Obsolete Welcome to Level 100! art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Do Not Poke Aww, poor Turmaculus... by ssjelitegirl
	Hide and no Seek Let's play hide-and-seek! by glowing_banana
	N3oW3IRD Episode 04 Wanna know something cool? by neekko
	Underappreciated Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction... by spooky_squee7
	A Tomato's Secret... A guide to looking young and beautiful. by jazzyshizzle
	Hilarity YAY! by freekygal
	Nyah~! #3: Restocking 'Whiplash' is all sold out! by ae0nsoul
	Stuffing The tooth faerie would be so proud!! by linnipooh
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 1... by chibikatza
	Grundo Stix #3 Oh no you don't.... by anikajinn
	The Petpet Hole Sadly... rocks can't climb. by nicole1251
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Watch out, grapefruit. by wonderweezel
	The Angry King I mean, I live practically next door! by placid_nightmare
	A Messed up Household Just be back in time for dinner. by snoepje007
	Zombify A delightful comic about braaaiinss... by the_kings_evil
	200m Peanut Dash Get ready, set.... by cinnamorollio
	Speck the Speckled It's so great that you could come and visit! by cheetah_kougra
	Marshmallow Grundo Mmmmm. Marshmallow.... by ickessler
	Dernière Danse Packrat? Surely you must be joking. by sarah_kun
	Yup, it's me! Old Neocola... by j_ja_l_2003
	T3h Praedius Life's just not fair for ol' Praedius. by arttimo
	Ixi Incidents RAWRG!! by falorie21
	Gone Golfing Fore! by confuzerated
	Bad Carma Random events while battling can be a hazard... by armadi
	Floofeh Good luck! by jupeboxgal
	Ai Yi Aisha You wouldn't still be mad, would you? by yami13331
	Neopian Neophyte Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O by leedom111
	Usuki Day Idea If you could just stay still... by eyezinsanity
	Fumbled! The importance of not being overconfident.... by kesomon

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Uncovering the Magma

Ahhhhh, the sky is falling!!!!! No wait, those are only gigantic boulders that are being violently spewed from that volcano over there. But wait! Are those innocent Tyrannians trapped in the paths of all those flaming boulders? Oh no, they need help! And with this guide, you can single-handedly save all of their lives...

Other Stories

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Serving the Sculptor
To say that Marek Alabaster was a charitable Skeith would be a lie and to say he was a nice one would be almost laughable. But he was messy; his living conditions were possibly the vilest I'd ever seen...

by twirlsncurls5

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Lessons
"Miss Mareian!" Fizzen, the blue Lenny apprentice, called as he dashed over to the pirate Lupess. "Today's the day I finally get to work in the streets, right?"

by nimras23

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The Art of Magma Blasting
In Magma Blaster, you play an Alien Aisha (not that you can see him on the screen anyway) that is selflessly trying to save Tyrannian Neopets from being squished under the smouldering rocks of impending doom.

Also by gigabit12163

by sum41girl2k

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Decoding Your Petpet's Actions
Figure out what your petpet's actions mean.

by treehugger200096

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The Rainbow Pearl: Part Three
Ariadne and Cela looked around at the island. It was desolate and foreboding-nothing like the island they had just been on...

by charlotte203368

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The Return of Celia Synoptics: Part Four
DeSoni smiled and rubbed his chest, which ached a little like a bruise, but nothing more. It must've been only a level two. From the energy ray he'd seen, he'd bet Rocky had been hit with a five at least...

by appaloosa500

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