Exploring The Lands By Horsie_horse

Up in the clowds towering high
Many Faeries live, side by side

Rough brown sand and hot sun
Shrines, Tents, Games and fun

Scary trees and mutated Pets
A witch's tower and the game Fetch

Ice caves, slushies and lots to do
Don't let the Snowager get a hold of you

Dung sofas and the concert hall
Often featuring Chomby and the Fungus Balls

The Grundo Cafe and famous Gormball
And lots of tasty foods or maybe none at all

Sacrificers, Kitchen Quests
But not many games ran
The Trading Post, Island Arena
and the Tombola Man

The newest land of the all,
With lots of sand and rock
Smugglers Cove, dubloons, and of course,
Home of the Krawk!

So as you see, there's lots to do
And lots to explore
Right now only 8 different lands,
But soon to be more
From Faeries to Grundos and Coltzan to Kauvara
From owners to Pets and era to era
Lands that flourish and lands that die
Lands from the ground and lands in the sky
Animals favour certain areas and places
But they're favourite land
Brings smiles to their faces
So enjoy the freedom to have all these things
For you and your Neopets and the joy it brings!

An Ode to Aishas By Hagetah

The Techo has no ears at all,
But our four stand so fine and tall.
A Nimmo may be smart, but hey!
Their froggy form is dull, I say.
A stripy Kougra's just too wild,
But a Kau is far too mild.
An Acara has a funny head,
And Tonu's looks could knock you dead.
Korbats rot your teeth all out,
All Grarrls do is roar and shout.
A Scorchio may fly away,
But we'll stay though rain and sunny day.
Skeiths are greedy far too much,
We don't engage in rudeness such.
A fuzzy JubJub makes you sneeze,
A Kiko may blow 'way with the breeze.
Lennys just look far too odd,
And Koi looks like a silly cod.
Wocky gamble your bank dry,
We'll never do that but... Oh my!
The Uni is terribly vain,
A Jetsam looks totally insane!
An Eyrie has a furry ruff,
That catches dirt and awful stuff.
A Chia's shape's an awful bore,
We never look like that, forever more.
A Bruce just waves, and eats some fish,
We're always there to aid your wish.
A Elephante's not too skinny,
Much like a plump old Tuskaninny.
A Flotsam's horn could run you through,
We'll never do such harm to you.
Kacheek's ears droop and tails bushy,
And why are Krawks just so darn pushy?
A Buzz's tail's like a club,
A Moehog likes to play in mud.
A Lupe looks mean and wild too,
Don't even mention Blumaroo.
Gelerts choose housing awfully, ever so,
We'll live with you, in sun or snow.
A Mynci's a monkey, for crying out loud,
And Shoyrus all want to live up on a cloud.
Peophin may wear a pretty jewel,
But we are far, far, far more cool.
A Quiggle's like a squarish frog,
Like a Nimmo from a bog.
A Zafara will poke your back,
With those spikes all like a tack.
Cybunnys blink an awful lot,
We'll never do that sort of rot.
A Grundo comes from outer space,
And wants to visit his home place.
A Meerca's legs are awfully short,
You'll trip on a tail of that sort.
A Chomby has an appetite,
It eats all through the day and night.
A Poogle's sad and floppy ears,
Are no good at all if it wants to hear.
An Aisha is the way to go!
We're kind, strong, brave and true!
So come and choose your perfect pet,
Take an Aisha home with you!

Evil Fuzzles By Lena_laurae

One night whilst sleeping under the starry sky,
My Neopet awoke with a terrified cry,
Her cute little fuzzle she threw to the floor,
A cuddly blue one that she begged me for,

It started only a few nights ago,
When bored and agitated she was feeling low,
She visibly brightened when I mentioned a game,
But the one that she chose, she'll no longer name

The fuzzle she owns becomes scary in dreams,
Tries to take over the world
With one of its schemes,
And then, full on, the fuzzles attack,
And she has to defeat them,
There's no turning back

After a few rounds of reliving her game,
The items she requires, she babbles and names,
With a new repair droid to help on the way,
On the next level she continues to play,

And suddenly everything appears to be lost,
The things she desires are too great in cost,
The hull repairs cost too much she cries,
I just bought myself Mega Gun 5

And now so often in half sleepless nights,
A losing battle she continues to fight,
I wish I had bought her a new toy car,
Instead of subjecting her to
"Evil Fuzzles From Beyond The Stars"

The Transformation By Rhiannon262

A timid sunshine-colored Kyrii walked tentatively,
Through the darkened forest
Clouded with mystery.
The call of a Kacheek echoed through the night,
The Kyrii jumped at the unwanted fright.
The Dark Faerie had sent the Kyrii on a quest,
To find an ancient plant of evil to test.
It was to be experimented
In a cauldron of bubbling brew,
To take control over all Neopets
And their owners too.
The task was forced upon the Kyrii
Despite his fear,
If he had refused, the price of declination
Would be dear.
The Kyrii stumbled on an upraised tree root
And fell to the ground,
And he was bewildered at what he'd found.
Lying at his feet was a bottled morphing potion,
Then the wheels in his Kyrii brain
Slowly set into motion.
He didn't want to face the Dark Faerie's wrath,
He was sure that his destiny
Lay on a different path.
So he picked up the blue Nimmo morphing bottle,
Swallowed the liquid whole
And set off in full throttle.
The Dark Faerie could not
Gain control of the land,
And the Kyrii turned Nimmo now lives
In the city selling sand!

The Point of a Gallery By Angel_Gyrl4Elephants

Oh what�s the point of a gallery?
����� When you make no income or salary?

Why do you like to look at your items?
And price them so high that no one can buy� em? �

You say they are not for trade or sale,
Don�t ask for lower prices by Neomail. �

Oh why would you rather gaze?
When you could be walking
In your own huge NP maze? �

Oh, I just don�t understand I just don�t know,
Why you�d rather gape than make some dough. �

Ok so tell me again what�s the point to stare?
Oh, so People will know
You're rich and a millionaire? �
But you can�t be, you don�t sell your
Stuff that�s so fancy and fine!
What? you won big at Coltzan�s Shrine? �

Oh, man why can�t that ever happen to me?
So I can own a gallery?