Daily Dare
by fullonparanoid

Daily Dare 
A dare a day
Quite the challenge
Don't you say?

Abigail
And Chadley, too
Come up with the games
To challenge you

From Altador
To Virtupets
Do your best
No regrets

Sleep is lacking
So is the sun
Twenty days
Until you are done

Don't let them win
They want you to lose
If you don't make it
Nothing but boos

Flex your fingers
Crack your back
Gather your wits
It's time to attack

Green check is good
Gold is better
Complete each challenge
Down to the letter

A trophy
A prize
Both can be yours
If you play wise

Daily Dare 
A dare a day
Quite the challenge
Don't you say?

Making Mini Golf
by dr_tomoe

While Tyrannia is a great land
where the omlettes are free
there's not really much to do
and most locations are touristy.

So early in the realm
of Neopia's prehistory
Two bored Neopians
tired of spinning Monotony,

Then tried to come up with something
Both of them could accomplish
When Milo, the Chomby toss
a rock into a hole with a flourish.

Together they realized that
this could be a new game
one that would ease their boredom
and bring them fortune and fame.

They gathered up some sticks,
made holes, and some soft
balls and soon had created
the game of Mini Golf.

As time passed, the game would change
and a large course was created
but without the Chomby and his friend
the boredom of Tyrannia would never have abated.

Gourmet Food Woes
by tallydepp

My Neopet is bloated!
Whatever can I do?
Now he'll never win a prize
For eating gourmet food!

He is my gourmet pet, you know,
With taste buds so refined,
Feasting on carefully selected foods,
Expensive culinary delights!

I turned my back for just one minute,
Ok, a week or two at most.
Then when I returned to feed him,
I found his belly all a-bloat!

Gone from my inventory 
Are all the junk foods I've stored up
To fed to my other pets
(Who I don't care about so much.)

My gourmet pride and joy,
To my disbelief and horror,
Has eaten every morsel
Of all the R89s and under!

"I don't care for gourmet foods,"
Says my bloated bellied pet.
"Woo woo grubs and omelettes
Are now my favourites!"

Armed with pizza (Rainbow melt),
I soon cure his bloat and bellyache.
Then I spend millions
On a Bubbling Kraku Thickshake!

A Neopian Alphabet
by fullonparanoid

A is for Aisha and Altador 
(and Achyfi and Avatar and so many more)

B is for Battledome, Boochi and Bony Grarrl Club
C is for Codestone and Chokato (it grows on a shrub)

Daily Dare, Darigan, Dandan and Dubloon
Dark Battle Duck and Deflated Heart Balloon

Don't forget Dung in every shape and size
E brings us Earth Faerie (so kind and so wise)

Fake items scattered throughout the land
Fake Scratchcards, Fake Rods, and a Fake Hand

Gosh we're to G with G-Bomb and G-Shield
Give to your pets to Gallantly wield

Hubrid and Habi (oh how we miss it)
Iceland is a place you don't want to visit

Jubjubs and Job Coupons (and Junk galore)
Keyquest of course (which we adore)

Lady Frostbite returns in the form of a stamp
Lampwycks the place if in need of a lamp

Money Tree, Meepits, and Morphing Potions
Nerkmids, Neggs and the NeoMall (for all of your notions)

O is for Overfeeder, P is for Plot
Q is for Quest (accept it or not)

Restocking items until they're Retired
Shop Wizard works until he is tired

Tarla and her Toolbar are ever elusive
Utility Fish are real? (never conclusive)

Valentines and Vira (always at odds)
War breaks out here and everyone applauds

Xweetok the obvious example of X
Yooyuball the game Neopia respects

Zounds we're to Z how did we get so far(a)?
Of course it ends here with the lovely Zafara