Safety Deposit Box
By Jubjub7189

"Sixty-one through ninety
Of one hundred-two"
My SDB is filled;
I don't know what to do.

Most of these items are useless,
The clothes and gifts and things,
But some of it is food,
Which Neofriends will bring

To the Money Tree
Where needy people go,
I had been there once
So certainly, I'd know.

I go into Quick Stock:
And much to my despair,
"You cannot use Quick Stock
If 70 items are there."

Unfortunately for me,
I had ninety-six
And so I had a problem
That not even time could fix.

So I gave it all to friends!
Every last dubloon!
And then they all asked me,
"How'd you get rich so soon?"

I replied, "Soon you will see,
That when you do not clean,
Riches can come rapidly
Without ever being seen."

Princess Sankara
By Egyptiangoddessofcat

Alone and wandering,
looking for safety,
a true desert flower,
she has no one to turn to.

Her riches are stolen,
her loved ones gone,
she must act quick,
her journey is long.

She crosses over one last sand dune,
and spots the city walls,
she yearns for the safety ahead,
over sleeping petpets she trips and falls.

The moonlight fades into a pink-kissed morning,
it was then she remembered
her father's warning,
"Be clever and witty, polite and kind,"
and with those seven words
came confidence in her mind.

Sakhmet guards welcome her brightly
inside the city's gate,
she marveled at the many shops and temples,
and soon the worries and fears
creeped into her mind,
she hoped it wasn't too late.

King Coltzan VI sat upon his great throne,
he soon saw the princess Aisha,
who explained to the great king,
why she was all alone.

The king welcomed her
into Sakhmet with open arms,
but he could not yet let her
back to her homeland,
for danger and evil awaited her,
poor Sankara was quite alarmed.

So she waited in her little tower,
with an Anubis by her side,
and sang softly into the night,
"I will return someday."

The Epic Tale of Amy the Aisha
By Moria_fairaetwin

The epic tale of Amy the Aisha,
is quite a long one you see.
She fought so valiant, strong, and bold,
against her enemies.

With a flick of her wrist,
her foes dispersed, half of them destroyed.
The other half, she taunted them,
as if they were her toys.

No one yet has outsmarted her,
for she is very sly.
Her strength?
She can move mountains,
and this is not a lie.

She's beaten every evil,
in this great, vast, world.
She's destroyed all the terrors,
that have tried to frighten her.

All her friends are jealous,
of all her mighty deeds.
Plus, monsters will all cower,
when they sense her mighty power.

If you wish to fight her,
though that's not very smart.
Don't go to a fight club,
that's not where she's at.

Don't try to meet her after school,
or in the park at dusk.
Just log onto NeoQuest,
and check the top ten player list.

What in Neopia is Blue?
By babydragon282

You can get a big comfy blue bean bag chair
and there's lots of blue Faeries:
space, water and air.

If you want an eraser there's a blue pencil
funny... nothing blue rhymes with pencil.

Wait! Blue is the color of a pencil that's dull
and in the blue water around Krawk Island
is an old rotting hull.

(Psst there isn't...) Shhhhhh!
Or you walk that plank.
Ahem... the Skeith's tie is blue
if you go to the bank.

You could buy a shiny blue bike
to ride to the store,
or in the forest where we hike.

There's many blue toys like blue toy cars
and there's lots of things that are blue with stars.

This applies to the Shop Wiz tent
or a starry paint brush you might win
from the Wheel of Excitement.

There's tons of blue stuff
in the Snowager's pile of treasure
or if that's too scary
there's a blue Eyrie sweater.

You can cool off with a sour blue slushie
or you can get a jelly Chia plushie.

There's lots of other
blue things in the Hidden Tower
and you know what else is blue? Jhuidah's flower,

which you can see on Mystery Island
or you can go to the Tombola man
and win a bottle of blue sand.

There's blue in the ice caves
but watch out for a blizzard.
Otherwise, you can find lots of blue stuff
if you go see the Shop Wizard.

There are several new grooming items
with a motif of blue daisy
the mirror, brush hair pin and bracelet
can make you look pretty.

My pets sometimes feel blue
when something goes wrong
and my pets turn blue
if they stay in the cold too long.

Grasskirts, Chia pops
tchea fruits and cocofizz, too
and almost all the New Features links are blue.

This is only a fraction
of the blue things I've seen,
but tune in next time
when I tell you what's green!

The Gallery of Evil
By _abi_01

Have you ever seen a Lava Ghoul?
Touched the Snowager, or stolen its jewel?
Seen the Pant Devil steal from the poor,
Or have a Swamp Ghoul knock on your door?

Have you been in Sakhmet
And spied the Rock Beast,
Rounding up JubJubs and making his feast?
Walked down the street and spot Malkus Vile,
With his trench coat, brown hat
And crooked-toothed smile?

Have you snuck up behind Meuka
With his slimy green tail?
Seen him round up young pets
In his burgundy pail?
Sat down beside Garoo with his armour of gold,
And watch his mass plans of destruction unfold?

Have you ever spotted Dr. Sloth
With his army of Grundos?
Watch them march along streets
With only their four toes.
Followed the mist trail from the pale Ghost Lupe?
Watch him scare pets with only a single swoop?

Have you ever been to the Gallery of Evil
And gazed at the walls?
Walked up and down
The lonely, freezing cold halls?
You should hope to never encounter
The creatures that are shown there.