BRUCE DAY SPECIAL

Bruce Day Preparations
By Monarchistknight

"It's almost Bruce Day!
The 5th day of Celebrating!"
Yelled the head Kyrii.
As the head of celebrations
And days like this, it was her job
To be sure nothing was wrong, or else.

"Usul Day was easy!
Pteri Day was too simple!
But Bruce Day, who knows?"
She said while making preparations.
She had so much to do in so little time.

"We need some new books about Bruces out!
Mr. Nimmo, could you write some more?
We need some more Bruce weapons out!
Call that Grarrl and Aisha
And all the weaponsmiths, now!

We need some more colors for Bruces!
Consult the Rainbow Faerie!
We need a Caption Contest for Bruces!
Locate the Scorchio directors!

We need free training for Bruces!
Get to Krawk Island now!
We need some new furniture for Bruces!
Someone find that Eyrie!

We need some poems and art for Bruces!
Alstaf Poogle, where are you?
We need new Blogs and Bruce Shopkeepers
Who's in charge of that?

We need a special
Advent Calendar prize about Bruces!
Quick, just stuff some things in that hut!
We need new Battledome Abilities for Bruces!
That Nimmo and Techo might be helpful there.

We need some new toys for Bruces!
That Lupe needs to get some help
With all the orders that'll come in!
We need a... we need a BREAK from Bruces!"
Said the head Kyrii, falling on the floor.

Denethrir
By Milorules

Through the deep doors and down the halls
Further you go, then through a secret wall
Opening to reveal an ancient library of mystery
Here a Bruce resides, reading and sipping tea

For so long he has studied, unlocking
Chapters of the magic Gia wands
That are mocking
He knows of their origin
And for what they are used
But this absentminded wizard
Forgot how to unlock their use

Somehow linked to a tower
Above the Jungle ruins
Something having to do
With their magical tins
So here he sits,
Waiting and reading, never knowing
When or where he will get
The wand's magic flowing

Once unlocked, their magic will be great
Sealing any undefeatable enemy's fate
So in this forgotten library, this Bruce waits
For the piece of the puzzle to seal our fates!

The Not-So-Spruce Bruce
By Isaacpitt88

Bruce Day was approaching fast
It was Glen the Bruce's day at last
The Bruce's Ball just days away
This is what Glen had to say

"I will be the best dressed there
I always know the things to wear
The others will stop and stare
I could even be named Bruce mayor!"

But for poor Glen there was one worry
His fashion sense was awfully sorry
People only stopped to giggle
Even Jeff the nerdy Quiggle

With Glen not knowing any style
He tried on clothes for quite a while
Pink socks, blue socks, even brown
The sight of Glen would make you frown

Glen turned up to the Bruce's Ball
The worst dressed Bruce if I recall
Wearing hats where scarves should go
He even wore a flourescent bow

But in Glen's mind he looked a treat
He certainly was not discreet
"The trophy is mine" Glen said loudly
"I'm the best," he boasted proudly

Glen was right, he won that day
But not for dressing the right way
To Glen's horror and Glen's demise
He had won the "Worst Dressed" prize

Brucey B
By Winterwhisper197

Brucey B, the adorable Bruce
Known by everyone here
He likes to gamble, play poker and all,
Challenging everyone near

He's older than he wants to be,
(Which isn't a lot to begin!)
But Brucey has one simple passion,
And that, of course, is to win!

Brucey will gamble, and play all card games,
And try to conquer the slots,
He has a medallion to keep his luck going,
Through the easy and really tough shots!

He wears tacky shirts, and goofy glasses,
And really, he can be quite rude,
Brucey's addiction has cost him a fortune,
And that's if I'm being crude!

So remember, kids, he's not really a winner,
No matter how much he will try
Brucey B's life belongs to casinos,
And that is not a lie!