Dyeworks
by Chavo_guerrero

This is what I needed,
I could not ask for more,
Brand new Dyeworks items
In the Neocash store!

I've always loved the Isca Wig
And Shooting Novas, too!
Dark Battle Armour, Peaceful Tree --
In purple, orange, blue!

Many new outfits I could make
With any colour scheme,
It's easy to find the right item
To match my Neopet's theme.

Thank you for the variety
On these things that I adore.
My only hope is that you will
Continue to make more!

Dazzle me with options,
Daze me with the choice,
Each time I see new Dyeworks
I can't help but rejoice!

The Reader
by Wunderwall

"This is great... buy me more books!!!"
Efinya cries, garnering funny looks.
"It's not enough to read Faellie Tales --
I want a new copy of Shiny Scales!"

The book bursts into flame
(How odd, what a shame).

"Oh, quite boring," Efinya sighs,
Flinging aside Journey to the Skies.
"Please, another scarab scroll,
As I do find them rather droll."

The book bursts into flame
(How odd, what a shame).

Skeith Tails and Mouldy Tomes,
Mainly Mane Care and My Neohomes.
Cookbooks, faeries, and cartography,
Kite Care and Neovian Genealogy. 

The books all burst into flame
(How odd, what a shame).

Florg's Ode To Petpets
by Outlander_

Petpets,
So yummy,
Dip them in honey.

Petpets,
Burp and slurp,
I eat them for lunch.
Eat a Spyder,
Hear the CRUNCH!

Petpets,
They run away
And hide all day,
Hoping that I will let them go astray.

But Petpets,
Don't you see?
Just thinking about you makes me
HUNGRY!

Wake Up, Turmaculus!
by Lizziloo87

Wake up, Turmaculus!
I want to get a prize.
Get out of bed,
Open your eyes!
The sun is out! The sky is blue!
I really want to play with you!

It's not time to sleep.
It's not time to snore.
Wake up, Turmaculus!
Don't sleep anymore!

Wake up, Turmaculus,
a brand new day is here.
Pretty please wake up,
you've been sleeping in all year.

And suddenly you surprise me!
You lift your sleepy head.
Stretching out your muscles,
you roll right out of bed.

"Hello," I greeted sweetly,
holding out my paw.
You didn't smile at me... 
what a greedy look I saw!

Then, out of nowhere,
right out of the blue,
you charged right at me
and hollered, "I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"

I ran for my life!
But I tripped over your bed.
You caught me in midair 
and now, sadly, I am dead.

*burp*

The Crumpetmonger
by Usagi_bianco

I cannot move my arms or feet
as I lie here lazily on cobblestone streets.
My mouth’s a mixture of meats and sweets;
What ever did I eat?

I blink awake from my food coma,
Warm air wafts, a fresh baked aroma.
Alas, I fear my stomach’s reached its quota; 
Full to burst like a supernova.

No more, please, lovely shopkeep.
Your prices are fair, some would say cheap,
But I won’t wake from this food-induced sleep
If you feed me more 
Of those pastries stuffed deep.

Ah, those scones so cheesy, state of the art,
My favorite raspberry-filled Acara tarts,
That drumstick pie could stop my heart,
Three servings plus tear my pants right apart!

I can’t quit these tasty Neovian snacks,
Even as I lay stuffed full on my back.
The last I remember are my lips going smack
as I drift away on a food nap attack.