Kacheek Day Special

A Kacheek Day Tale
by fullonparanoid

There once was a Kacheek seeking fortune and fame,
he wanted all of Neopia to know his name.

He took singing lessons and acting ones too,
and dancing and juggling and even kazoo.

He was a most handsome and dapper Kacheek.
All of his clothing was always on fleek.

He auditioned each year for Neopian Idol.
He tried all that he could to acquire that title.

It seemed all his efforts were to no avail.
If his story ended here it would be a sad tale.

But one summer day as he was out walking,
he noticed ahead something quite shocking.

Three young Wockies all stuck high a tree,
"Help us! Please help us!" was their unified plea.

A crowd had gathered in confusion and fright,
it seemed as though help was nowhere in sight.

Looking up high to the tippy top,
our talented Kacheek feared his heart would stop.

The Wockies were yowling and very distressed,
so he took a deep breath and put his skills to the test.

Though he was scared, he had to act brave,
so he sang a sweet song to those he must save.

He began to stack boxes as high as he could,
light on his feet as he stacked them up good.

He juggled them deftly, never dropping a one,
it took only minutes before he was done.

Though he scrambled up quickly, his breathing was true.
(thanks to his years of practicing kazoo)

He had the young Wockies down lickety split.
Our quick-thinking hero was now quite the hit.

The crowd broke out in loud cheers and clapping.
He got many a hug and jovial backslapping.

He made the front page of the Neopian Times.
He'd rescued the youngsters with the bravest of climbs.

Fortune and fame had found our Kacheek,
a Neopian hero of whom many still speak.

Albert the Kacheek
by geneames1

A young Kacheek had lofty plans
Of gardening in foreign lands
So to the Haunted Woods he went
To set his plans in motion.

The skies were cloudy, overcast
The woods foreboding, darkly vast
Still young Albert meant to plant
His gardens lush and green.

Then poor Albert crossed his path
With Esophagor who in his wrath
Turned poor Albert mutant, then
Pressed him into service.

Now he spends his gloomy days
Wandering through a graveyard maze
Hunting spooky foodstuffs for
His master ever after.

The Kacheek Whose Wares Won't Disappear
by _brainchild_

When you go to many shops,
You'll find those empty shelves,
Yet there's a store that's ever-stocked—
It's bound to treat you well.
This place so useful, always run
By my most trusted friend,
A grand Kacheek of hues of sun,
Will please you to no end.

Those "sold out" woes will be no more!
He'll always have the goods
Sought frequently within his store,
Including awesome books.
His tales of Tusks and graceful Cys
Will rivet every soul,
So picking up a tome is wise—
These books should be extolled.

More wares sold by my pal include
Most entertaining toys.
Sweet happiness they shall exude,
Though some will make some noise.
The Rubber Ducks emit their squeaks,
Along with Neonips.
Yet even though companions speak,
Pure bliss shall leave their lips.

I thank my friend, the great Kacheek,
For always stocking wares
That I, plus other owners, seek.
These goods are always there,
So when the Toy Shop sells out, or
The Nimmo's books are gone,
Please venture to my friend's ol' store—
It's stocked from dusk 'till dawn.

The First Chapter of
by hazytea

101 reasons why Kacheeks are cool
Could only be the beginning
Let this book be a tool 
To teach you everything

First there is their eyes
Second, their sense of style
Third their tiny size
And fourth, their funny smile

We need to mention their tails
About them were written tales
Don't forget their droopy ears
They deserve all the cheers

There's also an old secret
It's only shared by a lucky few
That you can safely bet
That they're the best musicians too

As you can see, I could go on 
This first chapter ends with a song
Feel free to follow me along
For more Kacheek appreciation

A Colorful Kacheek Day
by petalsea

Before you decide to critique a Kacheek,
remember that each paint technique is unique!
All of their colors are fantastique,
and every Kacheek should be celebrated this week!

The wise, revered Magma Kacheek,
always think before they speak.
For their Moltaran rocks give a mighty creak,
every time they utter a single squeak.

The curious invisible Kacheek,
are quite adept at playing hide-and-seek.
Even if their owners decide to peek,
they might not be found until midweek!

The misunderstood mutant Kacheek,
may at first make some shriek, "Eek!"
But underneath their brainy physique,
is a Neopet that is lovely and unique.

The adorable little baby Kacheek,
is quite a fashionable pipsqueak.
They will blush profusely on the cheek,
if you compliment their bibs for being chic!

Groovy Disco Kacheek
by kahlen369

With those groovy green-tinted shades
The Disco Kacheek has style in spades
A lovely light pastel orange base
Is decorated with colors of all arrays

With pretty flowers of pink, white and yellow
You'll never meet a more colourful fellow!
A superb mix of pink, purple and green
Give this Kacheek a unique sheen!

There are such colourful bands 
Upon each pair of ears and hands
They draw the bulk of your attention
But look closer, there's more worth mention

What's that upon their backs?
Two small stripes of red, in fact!
And what's that on the bottom of their feet?
Why just a little bit of pink for this Kacheek!

Ode to the Kacheek Breadmaster
by sophieninetyfive

He’s up before the light of dawn 
To bake us pies and cakes galore 
He kneads the dough with careful hands 
And mixes icing, cream, and more. 

There’s biscuits in a thousand shapes 
And every size of cookie too  
There’s doughnuts, waffles, flavoured scones 
All types of goods for me and you. 

In fact, there’s food for every meal 
With flavours like you’re in a dream 
A dozen types of chocolate sauce 
A hundred scoops of berry cream. 

So if it’s bread you’d like to buy 
Then come on down and shout hooray 
No matter what, just don’t forget 
To eata loafa breada day!

Wake up today, it is Kacheek day!
by darthplanet

The 29th day of sleeping is finally here,
The most special day of the year,
Where new colours get released,
And the number of clothing will finally increase!

Wake up today, it is Kacheek day,
Display your new Kacheek today,
Take them to a cafe,
This is a day you can't replay.

A whole year they were waiting,
So we better start baking,
There is no mistaking,
Today is also their training day!

A cake on this special day isn't cliche,
This is our only way to repay!

The Kacheek's are waiting for this day,
The surprises are on their way,
They can't wait to play,
Hooray, Hooray today is their day!

Kacheek Day
by she_chose_love

Kacheek Day has arrived,
it is here once again.
Today is such a great day,
Can I get a cheer, or ten?

I wonder what today will bring,
what excitement will today hold?
I can not wait to see the new items released,
this is more exciting then finding fools gold.

I hope they release new colors,
something pretty just for kacheeks.
I've been staring at the calendar,
and counting down for weeks.

What new items will come out today,
clothing or toys maybe?
Hopefully a nice wearable,
something for all kacheek's painted baby.

So lets celebrate today,
as it only comes once a year.
I hope all the kacheeks everywhere,
are filled with so much cheer.

Happy Kacheek Day to all of Neopia,
enjoy this special day!
Enjoy the new items,
and whatever comes your way.

Albert, the Mutant Kacheek
by dinha_reeves

When you came to the Graveyard
A scary figure you can see
It's a mutant Kacheek
With a brain as big as the brain tree

But you do need to be afraid
Besides his ugly face
It is a very friendly kacheek
When you dont't invade his space

With his pumpkin lantern
Walking in the darkness
He collect the foods to the Esophagor
Who is so gross and weirdness

His name, is Albert
And he didn't look like that
But Esophagor cursed him
And now, he can't even wear a hat