The Neoboards
by Indulgences

The Neoboards are full of fun.
The people there are great.
They're all so witty, friendly, too.
Those are their major traits!

I love to chat with strangers there.
They make my day superb.
We laugh and joke around all day.
Their comments are absurd!

The Neoboards are riotous.
They're full of impish fun.
The users there are wry and cute.
Their mirth can't be outdone!

We poke fun at the Neo Team
Because we love the staff.
We beg our snarkie to please post.
We're silly and we laugh!

So, join the Neoboards today
And post there if you can.
The Neoboards are wild and free.
They're where my fun began!

Ode To The Thieves Guild Apprentice
by Limo8

Thieves Guild, oh, Thieves Guild!
What must I do to join?
We endure our abilities just to build
Our abilities, and for what, a mere gold coin?

Really, it isn't that disdainful,
It truly is great when we learn to steal!
Getting the praise from Kanrik is less painful
Rather than when we have 
To learn to cook our own meal.

Outings are great, 
We get to wait for passersby,
Careful, we have to be as sneaky as ever.
We usually end up seeing 
The victim beg or cry...
Well, I would gladly do this forever!

Kanrik, oh Kanrik!
The best leader 
We could hope for in these times.
Good riddance to Galem the cruel and unjust!
The bell for his leave already chimes.
The fact he left, an absolute must!

Yup, living the life of a thief suits me just fine,
I wouldn't want to brag and boast,
However, I get richer all the time.
Just be careful around me, 
I tend to make my enemies toast!

Thieves Guild, oh, Thieves Guild!
This is the place to be.
Neopoints and treasure everywhere 
And all places around!
If you aren't happy, join up with me,
I'll be sure to get you noticed 
And show you around!

Maractite Paint Brush
by Flames_unleashed

The great Maractite Paint Brush,
From deep beneath the sea,
With your colors and your patterns,
You're the best paint brush for me.

But when I check the Trading Post,
My eyes do not deceive,
Your price is in the millions,
This amount I can't achieve.

Why are you so expensive?
It leaves me so upset.
I just can't afford you,
You always make me fret.

Go ahead and be that way,
Keep my Lutari plain,
If I don't win you from this contest,
I'll just have to enter again.

Sands Of Time
by Yarslov

The sands that stretch across the Lost Desert
Remember everything,
From the building of Coltzan's Shrine
To the finding of Qasala.

On a quiet day,
When the wind blows softly,
You can hear the sand whisper:

"I was there when Brucey B 
First stepped foot on me,
I was there when the walls 
Of Sakhment were being put up,
I was there when Coltzan was king.
If you sit right here, under this tree, 
I will tell you everything."

The sands are hot,
The sands are old,
But it is the history that they hold,
They will be there when we will go,
And tell our stories when we are old.

The Battledome Champion
by Oxxcloudxxo

The champion of the Battledome awaits,
To fight me, enter through the arena gates.
A place where only the strongest survive,
Battle me and you won't make it out alive.

Equip your weapons and we shall fight,
I will defeat you with great delight.
It's starting now, let's see who wins,
Ready or not, the battle begins.

From above comes the first strike,
Two quick jabs with a Pike Pike.
The weapon deals a deadly blow,
Your HP suddenly drops down low.

Next, which weapon should I select?
Perhaps a Kings Lens to reflect.
On this turn, if you dare to attack,
Some damage will be reflected back.

Now, another weapon I must wield,
Time for a Castle Defenders Shield.
This shield blocks all damage done,
I'm starting to have a lot of fun.

I use a Jade Scorchstone to fully heal,
With a Sticky Hand, your weapons I steal.
Move after move, the battle goes my way,
At the Healing Springs, you'll spend your day.

Waiting for you is one final surprise,
This is the weapon to seal your demise.
Thrown at you is a Super Attack Pea,
I will win, there's no stopping me!

Oh no! H4000 Helmet freezes me in my track,
On this turn, I am unable to attack.
A little surprised, I try to stay calm,
As you blast me away with a Ghostkerbomb.

How dare you freeze me, 
You've crossed the line,
Time for revenge, victory is soon to be mine.
In a rage of anger, 
You are attacked with all my might,
Two Super Attack Peas 
Should quickly end this fight.

This is the moment you were waiting for,
A strategy I hadn't encountered before.
The Prismatic Mirror, you have a reflector, too!
A weapon so strong, 
It reflects damage aimed at you.

I fall to the ground, HP hits zero.
I am defeated, there's a new hero.
Your true calling, you have now found,
A new Battledome Champion 
Has been crowned!