My Cupcake Skirt
by Sugarypixiestix2

I put it on as soon as it's clean,
if I had the money I'd buy nineteen.
It goes with all the outfits I own,
this is a item I've never outgrown.

My Cupcake Skirt has a pastry scent,
loving cupcakes I have to represent.
Stretch pants, sweat pants, or tights,
they look awesome under any lights.

Flowing as I walk down the street,
even in summer I don't feel the heat.
I'll never forget when I bought it,
at the NC Mall I almost had a fit.

So excited that it was in my size,
knowing this purchase was very wise.
When my 'pets ask to borrow the skirt,
I have them swear to not go in dirt.

It's like no other skirt I've seen,
every day it always looks pristine.
So I know that, even as years go by,
this is one skirt that will standby.

A Window For The King
by Pillarbox

Emerald green and golden brown,
A beautiful sight that all should see,
A blue Draik makes these for the crown,
But what should the king's window be?

Maybe he should use 
The king's love of the land,
A beautifully scary Haunted Woods
Forever shown in glass made of sand?
He could make this window like no other could.

Maybe a collage of faeries well-known,
Light and dark and craft and Jhudora,
All wrapped up in a pretty pink bow.
Maybe more fitting for a queen like Fyora?

A window to show the king's lofty status?
His friends, King Altador 
And Coltzan and others,
All powerful Neopets who don't like much fuss,
So maybe, with this window, 
He just shouldn't bother?

The Draik huffed, pacing to and fro,
This window had to be his best work of art.
And then he knew what picture 
He wanted to show,
A portrait of Hagan 
From which the king would never part.

The Kadoatery: An Ode
by Lizzy_beth_750551

I work all night, 
And work all day,
To feed these lovely Kads.
When they don't get their food in time,
They get so awfully sad!

They're sad, you see,
As I would be
To be so left alone.
In the dark, in a cage,
So very far from home.

So, in I waltz,
With food to spare!
Both comfort foods
And gourmet fare.
Whatever my dear Kads desire.
For them, I'd brave Moltara's fire.

I'd hike the mountains of Altador
If that meant my Kads would cry no more.
I'd tame the forest of Lutari Island
If that would get my Kadoaties smilin'.
I'd chatter through the valley's bitter cold
If that helped me cure their hearts of gold.
I'd journey through the Maraquan deep
If it meant that they'd just sleep.

Sleep well, my Kads.
Please don't be sad.
Sleep soundly -- don't be blue.
When you awaken,
Don't be mistaken,
Your Neopet will be back for you!

There's one question, then, that I will have.
It makes me sort of blue.
The question that I have for you is,
Then, what will I do?!?

The Tale Of A Crazed Fanatic
by Tyuio_k50

We know who he is,
With eyes bulging red --
He shouts so loudly
That it hurts your head.

A fanatic, they call him,
A Techo in the crowd,
They all know him --
He shouts very loud.

For which team is he cheering?
Well, we do not know,
Yet we know his obsession
Started not long ago.

The first Altador Cup,
He came for the show,
A nice cushioned seat
On the front row.

He sat so quietly
As the players came by,
The game began
And he let out a sigh.

But then, the first goal!
Five more, and another!
The Techo had changed, 
It was something other.

With one fist in the air
And mouth open wide,
He let out his first shout,
Unleashing a tide.

Every goal -- every miss
He would loudly cheer,
And the same thing would happen,
Year after year.

Madness? Insanity?
During each game,
All in the crowd
Had thought the same.

A shout, contained,
In each mail he would send,
He would continue to shout
After the game's end.

The Techo Fanatic
Stays the same to this day,
So we think it's better
That you'd stay away.

Faerie Quest Fortune Cookie
by Indulgences

A faerie quest is something neat
That every user needs.
The Faerie Fortune Cookie is
Amazing, you'll concede!

It grants a quest each bonny day
That you can then complete.
The faeries ask for items, and
They are an easy feat!

The faeries of the air are grand.
They'll give you stats you need.
If you complete such faerie quests,
They'll grant the gift of speed!

The faeries dark reward you with
A boon in terms of health.
The items that they want are cheap.
You do not need much wealth!

The faeries earth reward you with
Advantages of war.
They'll raise your battle stats and then
You'll be a conqueror!

The fire faeries increase strength.
You'll be formidable.
Your battle 'pet will fight so hard,
Their glimpse will spell trouble.

The faeries light will need some cards
To grant you level boons.
Just give them all their TCGs
And you will be immune!

The water faeries toughen the
Defense of your strong 'pet.
They ask for books, which isn't bad.
The books are cheap to get.

The Battle Faerie grants a lot
Of stats all at one time.
She asks for battle items and
Your 'pet will be in its prime!

The Fountain Faerie is a belle
Who grants a color new.
Receive and finish all her quests
And paint your 'pet anew!

The Faerie Space will level up
Your 'pets, and she is keen
On making sure your 'pets are tough.
She loves to intervene!

The Faerie Queen is last of all.
You'll love the boons she brings.
She asks for random items and
She boosts so many things!

So, buy a faerie cookie and
Then frolic in the quests!
Your 'pets will grow in stats and you
Will feel so good and blessed!