Welcome to Faerieland
by ihexrt

Welcome to Faerieland,
of course we'll give you a hand!
But first we have to find your kind,
I hope you do not mind.

Are you an air faerie who can leap among clouds,
fly above others high and proud,
infiltrate the boundary between the heavens and Neopia?
Do you have yet an idea?

Or are you a faerie who thrives with the earth,
to grow things and store things to discover their worth?
Do you love creatures and nature and the beauty within?
Maybe become an earth faerie like the famous Illusen.

There's a chance you're a fire faerie,
with a burning personality and maybe hot headedness (although this could vary).
You love playing tricks and causing a catastrophe.
However, your choice for this shall come naturally.

Are you a water faerie who is quiet and helpful?
You may hear them singing, only if you're careful.
They heal your neopet, at times you are in need.
They aren't a bad type, indeed.

Perhaps you're a faerie who loves light,
and dedicated to the pure and good and what's right.
Your heart is full of kindness and joy,
maybe it is in the light faeries that you must be employed.

Then there are dark faeries, oh, the evil of them all,
with the power to drain lives and even make one bawl.
Influencing those with weak hearts,
do you master in these arts?

Finally, maybe you are original or unique.
These faeries are far from weak.
There's all kinds of faeries such as the negg, the queen, the space, the battle, and the soup.
Plus there's the snow, grey, island, and the tooth.

So which faerie are you?
What will you choose?

Talking Brochure
by dolfintm

Hello, I am the Talking Brochure,
Guide to all the Neopian Lands,
If it's a trip you wish to secure,
Take me with you in your hand.
First we see Neopia Central,
Capital of the Neopian World,
Next we visit Maraqua,
See all the water whirl and swirl.
Faerieland, mystical, up in the clouds,
Brightvale's majesty draws many crowds,
Mystery Island, a tourist attraction,
Kreludor, where gravity is only a fraction.
That isn't all. Next we go to
Lutari Island in a big ocean blue.
High-up Shenkuu and its big flying ships,
Terror Mountain and its high mountain tips,
Meridell, olde-fashioned city of knights,
Virtupets Space Station flies like a kite,
Blue Kiko Lake and its glass-bottomed boats,
Krawk Island, with pirates at each other's throats,
Tyrannia, jungles and dinos galore,
The Haunted Woods, a place filled with horror,
Moltara, home of whimsical machines,
Roo Island, with games and mischievous schemes,
Finally, The Lost Desert and its hot shifting sands.
Don't wait! Let's go visit the Neopian Lands!

Disastrous Dubloons
by lily2b18

Boink!
Another doubloon, another day.
Boink!
This next one seems like it’s miles away.
Boink!
I don’t know if I can just squeeze right through.
Boink!
I can’t stop now, only have a few.
Boink!
Five’s the number of mines today,
Boink!
They’re close; I can’t possibly split the fray.
Boink!
Oh dear, what can I conceivably do? 
Boink!
The pile of mines just grew and grew!
WHOOSH!
A whirlpool, and not too soon!
SMASH!
I’ve got a thousand doubloons!
CRASH!
Oh no. Who put that rock there?
Blub…
Now you’ve got to help me… if you dare.

Feeding a Kadoatie
by chavo_guerrero

Poor little Kadoatie,
Sitting in her cage,
Feeling as though she'll be there,
Until she hits old age.

Her owners gone on holiday,
And left this Kad behind,
Now the pretty petpet,
Is waiting here confined.

But you could make her happy,
It you visit her today -
Spend some time on grooming,
And perhaps a bit of play.

Then before you leave her,
You should give it special food -
For with a tasty treat beside her,
This Kadoatie changes mood,

And becomes a happy petpet,
Waiting for her owner to get back,
Taking time with chewing,
Her much beloved snack.

If you would keep on feeding,
These petpets tasty things,
You will earn the nice reward,
That kindness always brings.

A trophy for each Kadoatie,
That you have made happy,
And when you've fed 75,
An avatar you'll see!

Ocean of Rebirth
by harleythomas1002

A city beneath sounding sea,
A paradise for its inhabitants
A paradise thought to last forever

Woe after woe befell the city,
The city began to decline
The king stood up to a villain.

The whirlpool raged and ravaged the city
The city was lost to time
Destroyed by greed

The city would soon rebuild,
Locked away from prying eyes and the savagery of the surface,
The city would prospore once more

A curious girl and a helpless sailor,
Two different worlds
Peace would not last

The villains would return,
The villains would seek to destroy the city again
The barbarity of the surface world was inescapable.

The land and sea would produce a champion each,
The Champions of Land & Sea would clash with the villains
They would emerge victorious

The city beneath the city opened its doors to the surface world
The sea's champion would watch over the city,
They would not allow themselves to feel loss again.