Kacheek Day Special!

Kacheek Zen (for Kacheek Day)
by fullonparanoid

There once was a Kacheek so Zen
It mattered not where or when
He relaxed at will
The epitome of chill
Calm and peaceful with a slight grin

He conquered all stress with ease
Envisioning himself on the seas
Drifting to and fro
Gentle and slow
Keeping himself calm was a breeze

His is a good model to follow
Advice that is easy to swallow
In stress and in strife
There's much more to life
Its better to chill than to wallow

Kacheek Day - Eliv Thade
by tanikagillam

Deep within the Haunted Woods, 
Stands tall the Castle of Thade.
To see inside, if you could,
There's need to be afraid.
Up the winding, twisting stairs,
Through the dark hallways,
You might find a few good scares,
Can you make it through the maze?

You can’t see him, he's watching you,
You walk completely unaware.
He knows your thoughts, and your fears too.
Trust me, this isn’t just a nightmare.
Where are you going? Do you even know?
Or are you completely and utterly lost?
You call into the night, your voice a soft echo.
You’re stuck here now- but at what cost?

Should you happen upon a stranger,
Who grins at you from the shadows.
Might then you’ll realise the danger?
Who is this leering foe?
He asks you a question, it doesn’t make sense,
You can’t even understand his words.
The air is tingling with suspense,
His sentences seem to come out backwards.

What is he asking? What’s a Grimoire of Thade?
You just want to get out of there.
But as you listen your fear starts to fade.
After all, it was you who invaded his lair.
You listen carefully as he speaks,
And attempt to solve his puzzle.
You grit your teeth and ignore a distant shriek,
Hopefully soon he’ll let you leave this castle.

The Kacheek Wanderer
by breakeven

Kacheeks are inquisitive,
Anywhere’s their home,
They move from place to place,
Seeking a new day’s roam.

Their favourite pastime –
Games of Kacheek Seek,
Would you find them behind a stove?
Or down in a creek?

They don’t fear run down castles,
Come play with anagrams,
Is it Evil or Eliv?
Be careful, or scram!

Find them in the meadows,
Herding some petpets,
It gets pretty extreme,
With Balthazar, as a threat.

When night comes you’d find them,
Lying on the grass gazing,
At the constellations,
And stars blazing.

Kacheek-y!
by rivera_ice_princess

Let's celebrate Kacheeks, 
Let's talk about Badeek,
Who likes to play hide and seek,
In many places, you'll have to take a peek.

Moving on to something more sinister,
A special evil, he'll administer,
Eliv Thade and his strange name,
Which created a very scary game.

Stepping forward to something fast,
Saving petpets must be a blast,
Samrin will surely choose to disagree,
Even heroes pay a certain fee.

Ending on something very bright,
A certain farmer that shed some light,
Florin of Altador, a guardian and a protector,
Saved Altador's crops sector.

Gedda HappyCheek
by yellowstefy

Today is the 29th of January
And there’s a tribe far away.
Tucked amongst leaves and mushrooms.
All the tribe members celebrate this special day.

It’s a tribe full of Kacheeks.
They are gnomes to be exact.
They all protect each other
And that’s a special fact.

Gedda HappyCheek is the leader.
With his red hat and white long beard.
He is always happy and cheerful.
Not a Kacheek you would fear.

They are all so tiny.
But stand strong and proud.
They will protect all insects.
“HAPPY KACHEEK DAY” they shout aloud

Praise the Kacheeks!
by semmy_genius

Do you know the most unique,
Of all the finest Neopets that I seek.
That I let out a gleefuy squeak,
What is this neopets that I speak?
Why, it is certainly the Kacheek!

Birthday party? Bring a Kacheek to excite!
Kacheeks are all very polite,
They sure deserve the spotlight,
You never have to worry that they bite.
People will be asking for more Kacheeks to invite!


Though they are quite meek,
Don't underestimate that for weak.
For even when they are just 
Boy, do they know how to sneak.
I've been on a losing streak.
I can never find them in Kacheek Seek!

The Kacheek's NC Wares Radiate Love
by _brainchild_

The Valentine's Day celebration
Is a lovely, grand sensation!
You've eaten candies to their cores,
Yet the best wares can be worn.

While you've had a stomachache,
I have spent my last few days
Visiting a sweet Kacheek
Whose great wearables I seek.

She sells the most amazing clothes,
Lovelier than any rose.
In years gone by, I've bought some wares
Sure to garner lots of stares.

Queen of Hearts Dress is so grand,
Impressing people o'er the land.
Its red and black hues so sublime
Will please me 'till the end of time.

Today, I've worn my Big Bow Scarf;
This statement dances o'er my heart!
Right now, I'm hoping for new stock,
Like wondrous wings of which I'm fond.

Which wares will come in future days?
I know these items will amaze.
Until then, I'll thank Miss Kacheek
For selling goods that hordes will seek.

The Sweet Kacheek
by bellefish

When you think of a gentle heart,
which pet comes to mind?
Try to pick Neopia apart— 
no sweeter soul you’ll find.

Although these friends tend to be shy,
they’re worth getting to know.
They’ll walk with you under the sky
and pick flowers while you go.

Once they open up to you,
you’ll find their jokes quite funny.
They might cook up a dish or two
with Natural Springabee Honey.

If you’re ever feeling down
and the world seems grey,
this Neopet will ease your frown
and wipe your tears away.

So follow me into the field
where all Kacheeks come play.
We’ll throw ourselves a special party
to celebrate this day!

To Catch A Kacheek
by atomic_pixie

To catch a Kacheek
is something so sweet
Fore to catch a Kacheek
Bring it something to eat

To feed a Kacheek
Check by the creek
Fore to feed a Kacheek
You must feed it a leek

To feed a leek to a Kacheek
You must be a freak
Fore to feed a leek to a Kacheek
Is something unique

To be feed a Kacheek a leek in a way that's unqiue
Is something so sweet
To be unique as you feed a Kacheek a leek
It must be at the end of the week

At the end of the week when you feed a Kacheek a leek in a way that is something unique,
There is something final you must seek,
As you sneak in the creek to find the leek to feed the Kacheek, you must be careful not to peek.
Because if you peek at the Kacheek as you sneak through the creek to find the leek to feed the Kacheek something unique at the end of the week,
The chance of you catching the Kacheek,
Will be very bleak.

Samrin the Kacheek
by saiphami

It’s a tough life for a petpet herder
especially if you’re named Samrin the Kacheek!
You have to have the stamina of a Turmac
to help you find those critters you always seek.

There’s absolutely no slacking on the job,
because Balthazar constantly takes a peek.
He’s truly a dastardly foe;
Beware, he loves to sneak!

You must keep your eyes and ears open,
ready for that dreadful shriek.
And quick, like a Snowbunny
Scoop up the Puppyblew with an eager squeak.

Ah yes, it’s hard to be a petpet herder,
It is surely not for the faint or weak.
But thankfully, we have someone up to the task
And his name is Samrin the Kacheek!