An Aisha's Desperation!!! By Pepsigurl1001

Oh to be a Robot Aisha,
I would give a lot!
Some who know me even say
I'd make an evil plot!

Or break into the laboratory
without finding the map,
in hopes that I would find a way
to get that special zap.

Bribing the mad scientist
is something I've thought about...
but then again he's crazy,
so he'd just throw me out!

Disguising myself as the Faerie Queen
is something I have pondered
but what would I do once I got in?
I think my mind has wandered!

Begging the Neopets Staff
is something I might try.
Maybe an appeal to Donna,
or that Adam guy...

I've started looking through the want ads
to try and get a job there,
but why in Neopia would I want a job
styling the scientist's hair?!?

I'd even recruit the help of Sloth,
if I thought that might work.
But then I realize he wouldn't help me,
he's just a great big jerk!

Oh, to be a Robot Aisha,
that's my biggest dream!
Hopefully with my new plot,
it's closer than it seems.

Pizzas Galore By bunnygirl1987

I am a pizza maniac
I love the food so much
It's made me happy, yet overweight
But how can I look, not touch?

My looks and health matter not
When it comes to my favorite dish
It beats all the other foods
Even cake, or cream, or fish

You must have eaten Pizza of Death
To know what it's all about
You cannot forget Bubbling Blueberry Pizza
That's sure to make you shout

If you enjoy a good Rainbow Melt
Then you probably qualify
If you know the Fly and Maggot Pizza
Tell me, how was the fly?

The wonder of the Pepperini Power! Pizza
Or the Meat Feast, or the Snow
But the Parts on a Pizza isn't good
And Yummy Muddy is so-so

Water Pizza is very good
And Deluxe Water is better yet
However, it's impossible to eat
If you do not want to get wet

Frog Leg Pizza makes me drool
Peppermint Pizza makes me dance and sing
And if you are allergic to cheese
Sauce Drenched and Crust-Only are the thing

Edible Tar Pizza is different
Peachy Pizza is too
But hey, it's all good to me
And it should be for you

So enough waiting, get some now!
You won't regret it at all!
I'm starving, I'm hungry, dizzy too
I'd better eat before I fall!

One Chia's Life Of Jelly By citruscitra

I walk between the shadows
wondering what I'll do
And what about my identity?
Which now I don't know is true

I grew up learning lies
believing them true
But what are their worth now?
Now that my purpose is through

I have only met a few
who did not first run
In fear of meeting such a fate
of which would never come to pass

Doubtful are all Neopians
but I wish just one
would give me a chance

What repels every Neopian so much
about a sugary, bouncing blob
that happens to be me?

I wish for days
where my curse might finally pass
But one such day
will sadly never come
For it was the mad confectionist
who finally caught on last

A Dark Faerie's Dream By Bobpage900

Wretched and vile, the Dark Faerie smirks,
Now and for once, it seems her plan works.
Fyora shall quiver when she hears of this,
At least in Jhudora's sinister bliss.

Fyora may hide up in her tower all day,
While Jhudora's new plan reeks of disarray.
All of Neopia shall declare her their queen,
And Fyora the Faerie will go best unseen.

For what in the world could Fyora do,
When Jhudora the Dark has her subdued?
The only way out that Fyora could find,
Is to find out the motive in Jhudora's mind.

"Why would you do this?" Fyora asks,
"Perhaps it's to do with all of your 'tasks.'
The people don't know of your evil plans,
Of the power they give to your harmful hands."

"Be quiet you fool!" Jhudora decrees,
"Your favor grows weaker
Like an old piece of cheese!
You've been queen too long,
You've lost what it takes!
It's easy to see due to all your mistakes."

Jhudora snatches the crown from her hair,
"I believe this is better for me to wear."
Jhudora delights as she dons the crown,
but the sight of herself produces a frown.

The crown is enchanted in such a way,
When worn by another, begins to decay.
The crown disappears and Jhudora screams,
She's suddenly awoken from her darkest dreams.

"It was only a dream..." Jhudora cries,
"A nightmare that's shrouded in horrible lies."
In her dreams, Jhudora can't prevail,
But outside her dreams, no one can tell.

Snarhook By Benjamin97

Feeble arms and a rolling trunk,
Snatches food from the table top,
Little amphibian's not easily sunk.

Damp purple skin is waterproof,
Adventurous creatures,
Hiding on the pub roof.

Buy today for one Dubloon,
Paint it colors,
Hurry! Going soon!

Big yellow eyes inside of that trove,
Sleeping in little wet burrows,
Why not try Smugglers Cove?

Standing 30cm from head to toe,
Soundest of Petpets,
I am the Snarhook, you know!