Retail Therapy
by Ilumizi

Come one, come all, come see the mall!
The treasures that hide behind the walls,
Try them on within the stalls,
There's no Neopet too big or small!

Be a phantom, be a queen!
Half Neopet, half machine!
No customization too obscene --
Even flaunt your favorite team!

From Shenkuu warrior to tower princess,
You'll be dressed to impress!
It's never too late to invest,
Let your creativity be expressed!

From hot springs to rolling fog,
A fancy dress or Wonderclaw!
Whatever you want, they have it all
At the extraordinary NC Mall!

Altador Cup Decisions
by Zero2hero18

Which team should I join?
Terror Mountain? Another,
Like Tyrannia?

Faerieland's faeries,
Or Darigan Citadel's
Powerful minions?

Roo Island is great,
Krawk Island is super tough,
But Kikos are cute!

The Woods are scary,
But not mysterious as
Mystery Island!

Wet as Maraqua
Or dry as Lost Desert or
Hot as Moltara.

Go up to Shenkuu,
Or higher, on Virtupets...
Even Kreludor!

Stay with the knights of
Meridell, or scholars of
King Hagan's Brightvale.

Altador is home
To the great Altador Cup,
And the greatest games!

Decisions to make;
Choices can change the game for
The team I'm joining!

Because Virtupets
by Debbie1188

My favourite thing on Neopets
Is the sports team known as Virtupets.

Colloquially, they’re ViPZ,
But really aren’t that hard to please.
(Unless you live under the sea,
In which case you had better flee.)

No matter the size their foe commands,
There’s none can foil their cunning plans.
Shaking off the winner’s curse,
They’re set to storm the universe!

For, their goal isn’t just to win,
But maybe share a cheeky grin.
No matter if it’s win or loss,
They still remember who’s their boss.

Who could forget the much-adored,
Neopia’s finest overlord?
None excluded, prep nor goth,
United in their love for Sloth.

And such a sight it is to see,
The extent of their unity.
The inward jokes no spy can suss,
“F0R 3DW4RD_N0R70N - L1K3 4 8U5!”

While taking, in their teamwork, pride,
Defeat they too take in their stride.
Although no longer on the rise,
Their home is still above the skies.

For, even if they should place worst
(Though Moltara would have frozen first),
These robots, these space cowboys, know,
They’re champions at heart, and so,

Let’s look forward, no regrets --
Raise fifty cheers for Virtupets!

What If Neopian Worlds Had Different Names?
by Mandymi123

What if Neopian worlds had different names?
Like...

Mary-fell? And
Who Island? And
Alter-more? And
Whereland?

Like...

History Island? And
Wanted Hoods? And
My-brainia? And
The Lost Dessert?

Like...

Talk Island? And
Troll-haira? And
Too-eerie Island? And
Neo-chia Central?

Like...

Bright-tail? And
Terror Fountain? And
Leeko Lake? And
Thankyou?

What if Neopian worlds had different names?
I honestly just told you!

Faeries Of The Water Variety
by Silver_azalea

They lurk in waters
And are rarely seen, unless
They require support.

You see, these wingless
Faeries prize knowledge greatly,
And so love reading.

What material
A book is about matters
Not to these faeries.

From A Chia's Choice
To Zombie Legends; even
Calendar Planner!

So, when they stumble
Upon a tome with title
They have not yet read,

Before a lucky
'Pet will they appear, to ask
For some assistance.

Find them the book they
Are searching for, and they will
Raise the 'pet's defence!

...Unless you are quite
Lucky, and receive a quest
From a special faerie!

She is also a
Water faerie, but does not
Only ask for books.

Instead, she seeks rare
Items (which may or may not
Be published volumes).

Helping her results
In a reward of taking
A dip in water;

Specifically, the
Magical Rainbow Fountain
That she looks over.

In this, you may have
Your 'pet's color changed to one
Of many options!

So, shoo! Be on your
Way; perhaps while wandering
You’ll get a request!