Random Poetry Day

Layton Vickles
by theguy2020

Leading his team to success,
When he's on your squad there is little stress,
A proven winner in history,
His offseason training secrets remain a mystery!

Playing Yooyuball is his passion,
He makes sure to come into games with the latest fashion,
Anything that has purple he can rock,
His abilities on the court may leave you in shock!

He's able to both score and create plays,
Been doing just that since the beginning of the Altador Cup days,
One of the most famous athletes in the sport, 
If you're defending him you'll probably fall short!

He won most valuable player before,
Its a question to how he hasn't won more,
A candidate for winning every year,
An opponent that many fear!

Petpet Picking Peril
by zackattackplayspkmn

When I went into the store to buy a Petpet,
My eyes were wide as a huge Turnali.
So many friends to take back home,
To give to my pet who feels alone,
But now the question is: which one, will my choice be?

First idea was to try matching the colours,
But alas, that only slightly narrows it down.
Like one billion blades of grass,
Green Petpets here exist en masse,
Plus brushes mean that even Warf could come around.

So I tried another option, now at random,
Let the ideal Petpet choose to come to me.
But when I let them out and wait,
Most of the quick Petpets escaped,
So now the shopkeeper is charging me a billion Neopoint fee...

Then, at last, revealed within the old shop's debris,
The Petpet that was best for my Green Hissi:
Not a bright Cobrall with stripes,
Not Mallard's cheerful pecks and bites,
Not a Kadoatie that will cry and cause us all to get in fights,
Rather something that is green, harmless, gentle, spotted, kind,
With a smile that will make my pet leave all its cares behind.
He is slow, so he will keep out of making a giant mess,
Yes, I think for him and me, a bright green Slorg would work out best.

The Expressions Mystery Capsule: An Array of Emotions
by _brainchild_

How are you feeling today, my friend?
Happy, sad, angry, or pleased to no end?
Show Neopia with an Expressions cap now.
These emotional items will make you say, "Wow!"

You'll need Be-Gone! items, but if you can find
These spray cans of removal, they will blow your mind!
Wipe away set of eyes and replace with another.
Replace the mouth, too. You will cause quite a stir!

Try a pair of Cute Eyes and a Cute Mouth. You'll melt
Hearts around you---emotions so sweet will be felt.
A Shocked Eyes and Shocked Mouth are flamboyant, and will
Bring you so many stares, which will give you a thrill!

While some species can't wear these, the rest can enjoy.
If you can, then come on friend, and just don't be coy.
Grab some cans and some caps, and you will have some fun.
With expressions, amusement will never be done.

Items
by tkprtyrhd

Well I went to the cove to see what I could see
It was all sold out
No wares for me

So I went to the Attic to see what I could find
Just an old rustled pile
Where some treasures used to be

Then I went to the shops 
To get a quick snack
But the Chia looked at me and can't you see this shop is quite empty
You could wait a few minutes or just move on

So I rustled through my box
To see if I could see
Anything of value for poor old me
As I rummaged and I turned I remembered that I
had given it all away to Granny Hopbobbin

As I sat in the corner with my Neopoints in hand
I felt a thud and I turned to see
The Space Faerie gracious as can be
left a White Paving Stone on the floor for me.

SMUGGLERS COVE IS BACK
by chaeldar

Krawk Island at the bottom of the cliff,
Where smugglers sell their ill-gotten gifts.
Items from all over Neopia to be found,
There's not many items to go around.

The rumours are true I thought it had vanished,
Maybe the Bruce lost his Dubloons and became famished.
Whatever happened back then nobody in Neopia knows,
Every day the amount of customers grows.

I wonder what items they have in stock,
I've sailed my ship off and I'm ready to dock.
I hear they have Attack Peas and Neggs,
Don't refresh too much they kick you out if you beg.

So if you have time sail on by,
To Krawk Island and give it a try.
The Smugglers Cove is re-open for business,
Trust me you will not want to miss it!

Lonely Illusen
by agedbeauty

Deep in the woods of a medieval land,
Where cheeserollers are quick to lend a hand,
Where Albats hoot
And Wibreths toot,
Is a glade where Jhudora is definitely banned.

For in this meadow of green and earthy lome,
Where Gallions hunt and Turmacs roam,
Where magic is pure
And holds great allure,
'tis here that Illusen makes her home.

And if you are brave, Illusen has a request,
For you to fetch something at her behest,
It might be rare, 
Or far away somewhere,
But she'll give you a reward if you finish her quest.

There's a secret about this, if you listen very hard
And watch carefully as you hand her that Phnard
It's written in her eyes
As she hands your prize
And deeply embedded in her kindest regard.

For you see, Illusen does not need your stuff,
She does not need your Silver Dice Fluff,
Nor an Attack Pea Stamp
Or the Hikalakas Lamp,
And not even your Candy Cane Powder Puff!

The truth is that Illusen could use a friend,
Someone to talk to at each day's end,
Someone to chat and smile,
For a little while,
So she wouldn't have to play pretend.

A Mystery Island Ride
by eleganza_lights

Let’s take a tour through Mystery Island,
To celebrate the warm weather, my friend.
First you must know about the Tiki Taki Man,
Who runs the Tiki Taki Tombola just as he planned.

If your pet needs training to move much faster,
They can learn from the best, the Techo Master.
Or perhaps your pets are swift as can be,
Go learn from the ninjas, but that’s a secret you see.

If you love the arts, this island is for you,
The intelligent Rorru will give you a haiku.
Visit the Island Mystic, he has so much to say!
His words holds much meaning to convey.

There’s still much to do here, you can be sure,
For a few measly Neopoints, you can go on the Tiki Tour.
You’ll see the vast scenery and the great Techo Mountain,
And the lovely beaches, you won’t see me frowning!

Don’t forget about Jhuidah, the island faerie,
Her new concoction is made of grains, fruits and dairy.
Hope you had fun on this Mystery Island ride,
Join me again, I’m happy to be your guide!

Voyage dans le passé
by pulpinette

Mon enfant, ma sœur,
Repense aux étés
Passés a jouer a Quete des Clés !
Jouer pour le blé,
Perdre et rager
Aux mini-jeux qui laggaient !

Les journées entieres
Rythmées par les notes enchantées
Du Terrarium me manquent
J'en reve
Et j'en pleure,
Nostalgie c'est toi qui me fais rester.

Les années passent et je trouve
De nouveaux intérets.

Des heures chez Kauvara,
A la poste ou aux encheres,
Snipper! Restocker!
Les plus rares objets
Me passent sous le nez

Une fois n'est pas coutume,
Les riches s'enrichissent,
Les prix s'embrasent,
Comme le ciel en fin d'une journée,
Moins fructueuse qu'espérée.
Mes amis, mes Neopets,
La banque Neopienne

Subsitent et persistent malgré la crise.
Je me couche, satisfaite et les yeux cernés.

Demain est une autre journée.

Princess Lunara's Dream
by rurirawr

The Cybunny leaned on the windowsill, 
Resting her chin on one paw, 
Hoping for some sort of thrill, 
But there was none that she saw. 

The scenery always remained the same, 
Bonsais and peonies spread far and wide. 
At their beauty others would exclaim, 
But Princess Lunara was dissatisfied. 

Her daily life was rather mundane, 
For all she did was sew and study, 
Or talk to her Kazeriu again,
Because it was her only buddy.  

She wished to leave the palace walls, 
To view the city that held wonders more,
Of many landmarks, sceneries and stalls,
And things she had only heard of before.
 
Though in the past she had once failed, 
To venture past the palace gate,
Her heart still yearned, still prevailed,
For the next chance, she would wait.

The Lab Ray
by kellyclark1115

Nine pieces of a secret map
will lead you to a crazy Scorchio.
Enter his laboratory if you dare,
he might be your friend or foe.

A mane of white hair,
swirls in his eyes,
this Yellow Scorchio
will always give you a surprise.

You can try once a day!
Or if you have a Lab Ray Fortune Cookie,
you can get some extra zaps,
but only a maximum of three.

Will this scientist change your pet?
Maybe give or take some stats?
Perhaps the species or colour?
...and she doesn't change at all, ah rats!

One day my pet will change colour,
she longs to be invisible.
Today is not the day, unfortunately,
but one day she will, she will!

But in the meantime,
cackles echo in the air,
as the Lab Ray Scientist
causes her to fall into despair.

Spring in Neopia
by i_lovee_icecream

Spring in Neopia,
A cornucopia!
Of colours and warmth,
Nature transforms!

Springabees fly,
My, oh my!
They float and buzz,
That’s what spring does!

Spring in Neopia,
A cornucopia!
Of flower pollen,
And petals fallen.

An Elephante passes,
The jovial masses.
An umbrella in hand,
At the lemonade stand.

Spring in Neopia,
A cornucopia!
Of Neopets walking,
Outside talking.

A Dragonbud blooms,
As warm weather looms. 
Summer around the corner,
It’ll soon be warmer!

Spring in Neopia,
A cornucopia!
Of joy exuding,
And winter eluding!

A DAY TO PLAY
by kio______lake

My responsibilities are over! “Boy what a day” 
I can’t wait to log onto Neopets and play!
I put on my headset then I click on the internet. 
What’s Neopets? No there’s no app. 
Now excuse me while I click on the map!

To Terror Mountain my journey takes me, 
Hoping for that avatar so I’ll finally be free!
It’s 2pm NST time to get blasted by Snowy.

Next I travel to Neopia central at the soup kitchen I arrive. 
It’s not a perfect owner that I do strive.
I click on each pet to give them some food,
Certainly that will increase their mood.

Deep in the waters to Maraqua I go. 
Fishing with each pet until a Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water shows. 
“Today is the day” Id mutter if I had breath 
Alas there’s no air down at this depth.

Up on land as I manage to breathe. But not for long because training makes me heave. 
Sure I’m just watching my pet level up
But it’s enough to hit up the mall for a boba cup. 

Time to customize my pets, I like this background with a cave.
“I think this looks great” I say as I save.
But wait what’s that new top? 
I better wait to RS in Unis Clothing Shop.

Stocking my shop is always a chore
I dread pricing it’s kind of a bore.
To pass the time I sing a song,
But it distracts me and I type the price wrong. 

Game time is over. I must log out for the night. 
But I’m forever grateful for this fun site.
I say goodnight to friends and turn off my PC.
What a great time to be alive with technology.

Echoes of Altador: A Tapestry of Legends
by menosprezar

In the realm of Altador, where legends reside,
A tournament unfolds, with passion as its guide.
Athletes from afar, each team unique and strong,
Unleashing their prowess, determined to belong.

The Altador Cup, a spectacle of grand design,
Where heroes emerge, their spirits intertwine.
Fans unite, their banners held up high,
Cheering for their team, as passion fills the sky.

In Altador's Colosseum, emotions run deep,
A stage set for glory, where legends shall reap.
With every goal scored, every victory attained,
The Altador Cup's tale, forever ingrained.

So gather, dear Neopians, in this ode to the Cup,
Where dreams become reality, spirits lifted up.
For in Altador's realm, a tournament so grand,
The poetry of sport weaves a magical strand.

Playing With Cybunnies
by therainbowsheep

In the cold, Cybunnies thrive!
They wait for their friends to arrive -
To Terror Mountain, their native home,
And favourite place to roam.

In the snow, they love to play,
They invite all to spend the day,
Playing all kinds of games.
Ignoring their invite would be a shame!

First, Rink Runner! Cybunnies skate with glee.
Having grace on the ice is key.
Then some spirited Snowball Fight,
They toss snow with all their might!

Next Snow Roller and the Igloo Garage,
This game day a snowy montage.
Cybunnies can play up a storm,
Since their thick fur coats keep them warm.

The crisp, cold air and the snow,
Give Cybunnies their notable glow.
Come join this playful group,
Frolic and join the troop!

Ode to Bythons
by annikkiadepp_

This year we had a new release,
that many a Neopian would please

Want to know what I’m talking about?
it’s Bythons - without any doubt!

Travelling in the shadows of space,
those poor eggs didn’t have a place.

Attracted by the Festival’s cheer,
they decided to try and make a home here

However, it was not such a smooth arrival,
'cause the faeries were worried about our survival

Leaving everywhere traces of antimatter,
were they bad or good? - we all hoped for the latter

Once the Bythons hatched from their eggs,
they all sure turned quite a few heads

We all got to take our own Bython home,
saving them all from having to roam

This was the best gift by far,
thank you, TNT, for raising the bar!

Snowager
by dendeus_271

No reino gélido, onde o frio reina com vigor,
Eis que desperta o ser mais temido, o Snowager.
Uma cobra majestosa, de gelo e poder,
Um guardião temível, difícil de esquecer.

Seus olhos brilham como diamantes frios,
Enquanto seu corpo se estende pelos desafios.
Uma serpente colossal, de escamas cristalinas,
Com dentes afiados e presas assassinas.

Nas profundezas congeladas ele repousa,
Um guardião feroz que a todos espanta e amedronta.
Seu hálito gélido congela tudo ao seu redor,
Um sopro mortal que causa pavor.

Os aventureiros ousados enfrentam seu olhar,
Com coragem e destreza, sem hesitar.
Pois a lenda diz que, se valentes o encararem,
Tesouros congelados poderão encontrar.

Mas cuidado, intrépido viajante,
Pois o Snowager não tolera insultos ou arrogância.
Respeite sua morada e sua magnitude,
E talvez encontre a fortuna com virtude.

To The Finders
by cinnabonski

Thank you kind souls
For all that you do
For all that you give
We recognize you

Your hours of toil
Your days on the lurk
A blessing you are
And so is your work

The masses pile in
They post their desires
Someone please help
Before it expires

It’s often some potion
Or strange little snack
Perhaps it’s a book
I often lose track

All these Neopians
Put the test 
Seeking your help
With their faerie quest

You search and you seek
By way of the Wizard
Nothing can stop you
Not maintenance nor blizzard

Item now found
Link in the text
This one’s completed
It’s on to the next

Over and over
The pattern repeats
A selfless endeavour 
Check the receipts

To all the souls
Who take up the task
Who shoulder the burden 
To find what we ask

I offer my thanks
And this consolation
You truly deserve 
Our utmost admiration 

So to all the Finders on the Quest Board,
Thank You for all that you do

Jake the Explorer
by andypopo

Oh what adventures lie ahead.....

Flying through the jungle, 
grabbing hold of vines, 
dogging boulders that rumble,
exploring deep in the mines.

Neopias greatest explorer is at it again, 
Jake stands at the entrance to yet another tomb, 
He thinks back to all the places he has been, 
Caves, rivers, mountains..... just then he hears a boom!

It echoes from deep inside, 
many would be frightened, but no not out Jake. 
His smile spreads across his face so wide,
He takes a step inside, no hesitancy does he make. 

Flames flicker across the walls of stone, 
What treasures lay within? 
Scattered across the floor the unlucky, many a bone.
Propelled forward without fear, thoughts of treasure soon to win.

A huge pit ahead, not quite bottomless.. oh its worse, 
filled with Cobrall... far too many, far too wide,
He pulls out his lasso and with under his breath a curse, 
flings the rope across to the other side. 

With a run and a dash he lands on solid ground, 
Jake brushes off the dust and looks up,
ah look here.... what have we found! 
A shining golden prize as bright as the Altador Cup! 

Without thinking he grabs the cup without hesitation, 
a click a whirr and a deep rumble of ancient technology, an art, 
a light cry he lets out of elation, 
This is only the start! 

Oh what adventures lie ahead.....

Flying through the jungle, 
grabbing hold of vines, 
dogging boulders that rumble,
exploring deep in the mines.

The Hunter
by dudeiloled

In the Month of Hunting, old Neopets share a story of their city.

They whisper it, for it is dangerous to speak these words aloud:
"Corruption."
"No hope."
"Leave while you can."
It is not a city where dreams are made.
So he leaves, this young Lupe, with his family and people.
A small village, a small Lupe, and a hunt.

One bow, hundreds of arrows, handmade. Crafted for this purpose.
He learns to hunt, he becomes The Hunter.
But they need a better home, and so he walks.
Journeys across the land, but each city they whisper the same:
"Corruption."
"No hope."
"Leave while you can."
It seems there are no cities where dreams are made.

What solution? A fertile plain, albeit empty, he stumbles upon.
This could be a city, he thinks. Though I am just a hunter.
There must be others who can assist.

He finds eleven.
The First to Rise.
The Farmer.
The Collector.
The Protector.
The Thief.
The Gatherer.
The Wave.
The Dancer.
The Gladiator.
The Dreamer.

And...The Sleeper.

No magic, he says. It with hands we will build our city. And with hands they did.
All people assisted, and with this came a true city, an honourable city.
Altador.
The Hunter became its King.

And this King fell in love.

But all does not stay well.
When The Sleeper becomes The Betrayer, what is a King? What is a Hunter?
He is nothing. A broken heart.

The city comes first. Must always come first.

But sometimes, the old folk tell their children during the Month of Hunting, they see their King atop the mountains, or in the trees, with a bow and arrow, letting his tears flow freely, calling out her name.

The Cup of Altador
by csan29

In the grand realm of Altador, warriors gather strong,
To compete in battles fierce, where legends shall prolong.
With valour in their hearts, they march upon the field,
In pursuit of victory, their fate shall be revealed.

The Cup of Altador shines, a symbol of their might,
Each team in noble quest, to claim it as their right.
In stadiums adorned, the crowds roar with delight,
As heroes clash in glory, in the eternal fight.

Maraqua, Darigan Citadel, Shenkuu, and more,
The realms unite in rivalry, their spirits to the core.
With strength and strategy, they forge their chosen path,
United in their purpose, to face destiny's wrath.

From Yooyuball's thunderous cheers to Shootout Showdown's aim,
Altador Cup's allure spreads, igniting passion's flame.
In every match they strive, for glory and for fame,
Their spirit fuels the competition, the cup becomes their aim.

Legends shall be written, as battles are embraced,
The Altador Cup unfolds, in this epic sacred space.
Through trials and hardships faced, perseverance holds the key,
For those who strive with honour, shall etch their legacy.

So let the games commence, the quest for greatness starts,
In the realm of Altador, where champions leave their marks.
In this epic battleground, where heroes rise and fall,
The Altador Cup's spirit echoes, in the hearts of one and all.

No Finer Feeling
by pedunculatingly

Are you an avid reader,
a book lover just like me?
My dream's to read every book
but we sadly lack enough NPs
My owner likes to hunt at
the Garage Sale and Money Tree
(she wishes and hopes for
some sort of lending library)
At times a lucky bargain's found
but it's rather rare, you see.
Actually, some books I've read
came from the usual dailies!
There is no finer feeling to me
than holding a new book
to open, then discover a story
that'll surely keep me hooked
I can't be happy for long though
as new books I read disappear
I'd keep playing the scenes in my head
til a new tale brings me cheer!

This is Random, AC-tually…
by peacelovebliss

Which colour best fits your mood
right now and on this very day? 
Are you feeling tickled pink or 
leaning more toward a duller grey?
However you are feeling right now,
most can probably agree on this:
the Altador Cup’s starting soon
and all the fun can’t be missed
If you listen really, really closely
you might hear the distant sound
of fans waiting, cheering from stands
though they’re spotted all around
Whether you’re a little haggard
or feeling somewhat energetic 
The Cup’ll be around for everyone
from the gloomy to athletic. 
 
Whether you like scoring goals
or would rather watch Yooyuball
from first-timers to loyal supporters
This event welcomes all! 
I can’t wait til the games begin
No matter which team claims victory
in a way, we all still pretty much win!

Altador Cup Team Tyrannia Random Poem
by triarthrus_eatoni

When it comes to a team of dinosaurs,
they come from the strength of a primal core,
With them you'd never want to war,
because they fight with teeth, fangs, and more.

The Altador Cup can be tough,
if your team doesn't have the right stuff,
But there's never a need to be guff, 
to play them is more than enough!

There's a finer side of playing,
when it's the dino-players you're staving,
while the Techo fanatic is raving,
and all the tactics you have are delaying.

If it were any other team,
you wouldn't need to run out of steam,
when you were racing with Spikes Barmie,
to score a goal with some speed!

When the games are all done from the playing,
it's the audience's hearts which are staying,
within the confines of making,
the great sport they were displaying.

So when you think of Team Tyrannia,
don't think of some random buff,
think of the finesse of the best,
as the dinos beat their chest,
and every game was their test.

Temple de Coltzan
by maxlolll

Des jours, des nuits, dans les parages
Peut-être bien que je dérange
Mais perdu dans mon ratissage
Je n’ai remarqué rien d’étrange

Le trouverai-je, en repérage
Cet obélisque d’un jaune-orange
Oh ! Le voilà ce sarcophage
Je le caresse de mes phalanges

Devant mes yeux, un flou mirage
Mais que vois-je ? Qu’entends-je ?
Coltzan semble bien être à l’ouvrage 
A-t-il entendu mes louanges ?

Dans l’effroi, je perds courage
Je suis bouche bée de cet échange
Ce spectre serait-il bon présage ?
Je veux savoir, ça me démange !

D’un souhait, il m’offre parrainage
Il se dit prêt pour un challenge
Fortune ! Je demande héritage !
Il s’exécute…
Je suis aux anges !

Chasing Her Tail
by whitefriar

-With muscles tensed and eyes that dart,
The yellow Meerca gets ready to start,
“Meerca Chase” is what it’s named,
Collecting Neggs, that’s the game,

Three-two-one, the countdown goes,
She launches up from nimble toes,
Blue Negg, Green Negg, Grey Negg, more!
Pick each last one from the floor,

But as her tail grows into a train,
Her tiny legs they feel the strain,
Look out! A Ferocious Negg nears,
She swiftly avoids it with a flick of her ears,

The sweat now dripping from her brow,
She must keep going but isn’t sure how,
A left, a right, a right again,
Into her tail she runs and then…

It’s game over for her, her score,
Puts her atop the leaderboard,
A shiny trophy and Neggs galore,
Who could ever ask for more?

Mysteries of Neopia
by timezor

Neopia is a land of many mysteries
Difficult to make sense of it

Events that appear random
Faeries with magical abilities 
Smugglers with wares of great power

Cities flying high in the sky
Others deep under sea and ground

A place so peculiar
It has to raise questions

Some try to explain them by science
others will choose alternative explanation

Who's to say who's right and who's wrong
When you live in a world of ghost, aliens, sentient fruits and more!


But there is perhaps nothing more obscure
Nothing more unknown
Nothing more weird

Than the Tombola man

Lab Ray Woes
by truebrony

Through darkened, dreary corridors
Without a hope in sight,
A room of great machinery
Lies just beyond the light.

“Step forward,” croaks a creaking voice,
From far behind the door.
His Lab Ray casts a frightening glow
That scatters on the floor.

In darkness, you adjust your eyes
Until you see him clear.
A Scorchio with crazed red eyes 
And a wide and wild sneer.

He fills your head with promises
Of what your pet could be.
Super strong, or super fast,
Or even full of beauty.

“Maybe she’ll be Maractite,
Maybe she’ll be Gold!”
He casts his ray upon your pet
As everything grows cold.

With bated breath, you close your eyes
As zapping fills the room.
You wonder what will happen
As your heart fills up with gloom.

Maybe she’ll be Mutant,
Maybe she’ll be Snot!
You wonder if the lab is worth
The glory that you sought.

In a flash, it’s over,
And your Neopet stands tall.
“What’s this?” the Scorchio cackles,
“She doesn’t change at all!”

The NC Mall
by marcthegr8est1

Open the Neocash door
What's this? Neocash items everywhere!
Glitz, glamour, and bling-
Head to the NC mall for all the shiny things

All the NC items you can imagine
Take my money! Take my money!
For the latest monthly Collectible and Limited Edition item!
Head to the Neocash mall to spend, spend, spend!

Not just wearables, but
Noda's Cookies are baked in batches
New Mystery Capsules are abound
The seasonal shops have something new!

Oh? My balance is now Zero. *sad*
Time to recharge with a NC card
Take my money! Take my money!
Sell me more pretty items!

My Love for Restocking
by tywin_lannista

Within Neopia's realm, a virtual stage so grand,
Where pets roam freely, an enchanted land.
Amidst vibrant pixels, I find my delight,
Restocking treasures, a wondrous sight!

With nimble fingers and keen, watchful eyes,
I embark on a quest, a shopper's paradise.
To the bustling shops, I make my way,
Where rare finds await, brightening my day!

A Usuki doll here, a Morphing Potion there,
Collecting these gems, it's a true affair.
Neggs and plushies, R99s a heap,
I snatch them up, my gallery to keep.

Oh, the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline's fire,
As I secure that rare stamp, my heart lifts higher.
In this digital world, where dreams can ignite,
Neopets and treasures blend, bringing us delight!

The Epic of Neopia
by migirdo

I sing of Arms, and Neopets notorious,
Who by the Islands over Desert Lost
Fiercely fought, and triumphued victorious
In famous exploits of heroic host:
Who through the perils, and in deeds memorious,
Conquered the Reign of all Neopia's crost,
And ruled the regions of wide-ranging Pets,
From where the Sun is born to where it sets.

Oh Faerie mine, who by your grace have made
All of us richer with your Faerie Quests,
And through your Fountain that has ev'ry shade
My Pet have painted 'til the day he lasts:
Give me the voice, and give your selfless aid,
To chant these Heroes that Neopia nests;
I could sound on Neopia's farest part,
If you would help me with the best of art.

And you, oh grumpy Skarl, so old and fair,
Who rule Meridell with an iron fist;
You, graceful King, who in your stony lair
Help us fullfiling all our dailies' list:
Against whom figthing Lord Kass does not dare,
Nor the Jelly World, if it could exist,
And even then we dare to make you laugh,
Knowing you could split all of us in half!

And t'you, oh Hagan King, what should I say?
Of Brightvale sovereign,  so calm, and wise,
Whose study sessions last to the end of day,
Until you have a pair of tired eyes:
For whom Neopians try to find a way
To make our brains more close to yours in size,
Spending on the famous wheel of joints
One thousand times a hundred Neopoints!

And all of the other, such as ol' King Roo,
Who likes to roll the dice, and have some fun;
Coltzan, whose Shrine has the longest queue
To give the greatest prize, but most times none:
And you, brave Lupe, having the best view
Of the almighty Altadorean Sun;
All of you rulers, be you Lord, or King,
With all your favour I shall chant, and sing.